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LESSON 1: madame president

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For you, I'll eliminate any obstacles

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Oh Tobias Vulpes what have you wrought?

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Do not blaze she hulk twerking edits

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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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Preach I guess

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Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die

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All 2 U from Helluva Boss

Hey you know that song that goes na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

What’s the first song that just came to your mind?

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this outfit was shared on a discord server I'm on and I couldn't resist drawing Charlie in it

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Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

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Honestly … Truly

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we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

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fantasy characters: “Geez”

me: who the fuck spread Christianity there

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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.