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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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I've actually had the opposite where I woke myself up from a dream because my brain left a prop out from a different dream and I called my brain on its BS.

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The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

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their polyamorous swag

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The boobiest man ever designed

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cell bio professor closed out today's lecture on free-radical oxidation in mitochondria and programmed cell death by saying "you've probably all seen those commercials for fruit juice that says it's got antioxidants, which are said to prevent this sort of thing from happening, or at least slow it down. well, they don't work. this is an inevitable fact of life— this process that lets us live is also the thing that kills us, and it's why all of us will die someday. there's no escaping that. it's been with us since the dawn of eukaryotic cells; our pact with mitochondria is to the death. anyway, enjoy the rest of your friday, and remember, exam four is next week!"

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My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

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I made a whole a** animation in order to make this illustration look like the DiU opening. Hope it was worth it 💎⭐️

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

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k but if u haven’t seen the guy ritchie sherlock films u don’t get it but they fully wrote holmes as in love w watson. like undeniably in love. In the first ten mins holmes refuses to take a Single case for three months bc watson won’t go with him. he locks himself in his room for two straight weeks, drugs the dog, and shoots the wall for attention bc watson is moving out. he says the world outside his room has nothing to offer until watson asks him to go to dinner & immediately agrees. he humiliates mary bc he’s jealous she can marry watson and he can’t. he goes to a fight club to Feel Something bc he knows john is slipping away from him. there’s never any “oh well just bros being bros” the whole tone towards it is just “ofc he’s in love w watson that’s one of his defining character traits”

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tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun