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episode 3:

episode 5:

FORSHADOWING IS A LITERARY DEVICE IN WHI-

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According to Gooseworks, Corn reminds him of the farm

i honestly forgot about that post lol

might mean something happened to him in a cornfield or cornmaze then

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i really need to know what on earth could have happen to this man to make him kalampokiphobic of all things

also why is no one talking about the mystery mannequin, i feel like more people should talk about the mystery mannequin

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The amount of people on tiktok who genuinely believe that Puzzle Park is the new disney anthem is shocking

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OML I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS HYPED

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Here is the new life series teaser for those who don’t have instagram or weren’t watching oli’s stream

Anyways

WHAT THE FUCK OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD GRIAN YOU MADMAN

This is absolutely evo life. The backwards clock? The evo logo? The music? The WATCHERS? In some way they will going back through old versions

Grian Minecraft you are a VISIONARY

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i havent seen this interpretation of the “friend inside me” theory anywhere but sorry if im accidently stealing someone elses idea

But what if the song is just referring to the player soul inside of kris’ body? and the reason its so distorted is cause they cant really be considered friends (especially if u do snowgrave)

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Now that I think about it, if it ABSOLUTELY had to be a time lord, then it could have been the master

1. it was forshadowed at the end of the giggle that they would return…eventually

2. the dancing and “were we lovers” scene would make sense.

3. the fourth wall breaking could be explained in some way by the fact that he was a tooth inside the toymakers mouth which caused him to absorb a bit of the godliness so he could see and interact with the fourth wall like all the other gods do.

Mrs Flood being the Rani makes no sense.

Almost every single time before her reveal, she is always doing some 4th wall breaking stuff (which the rani should not be able to do cause they arent a god) or doing some sort of mystic magic thing and showing up in places without a tardis or any known travel device, which is clearly trying to set up that she is a God or pantheon member, possibly god of stories, which actually makes sense

But no, she is the Rani cause ✨NOSTALGIA✨

…Her character wasnt planned at all beyond “Oooooh I wonder who this mystery lady is Ooooooooh Sooooo intrigueing!!!!” was it?

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Mrs Flood being the Rani makes no sense.

Almost every single time before her reveal, she is always doing some 4th wall breaking stuff (which the rani should not be able to do cause they arent a god) or doing some sort of mystic magic thing and showing up in places without a tardis or any known travel device, which is clearly trying to set up that she is a God or pantheon member, possibly god of stories, which actually makes sense

But no, she is the Rani cause ✨NOSTALGIA✨

…Her character wasnt planned at all beyond “Oooooh I wonder who this mystery lady is Ooooooooh Sooooo intrigueing!!!!” was it?

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Crossover of the century

for reference:

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I cant draw so this is the best I can do

Player with headcannons!!!

this is after they have all the swords btw

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Please tell me im not the only one who sees this

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You know what Balindra’s characterization at the end reminds me of?

THIS GIRL

Yes, the fox from chicken little

At the start of the film, she is tomboyish, a bully yes, but she has her own personality, good at baseball and is fun overall

Here she is at the end of the movie:

Yep… She got LITERALLY LOBOTOMIZED by the aliens at the end into a basic, 1 deminsional housewife and all the characters acted like this was the the best thing and that she should STAY THIS WAY instead of being herself

Now, what other character starts out strong as a defiant female character that ends up as a lobotomized 1d housewife version of herself that is just a mother who cares about a child that shouldnt exist?

I think you all know the answer to that…..

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RTD saw every wild fan theory from the last two decades and went, “Yeah, okay. You want that character to secretly return? Fine. ALL OF THEM. Take them. They’re yours now.”

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Hold on babe RTD fucked up the reality war, I gotta go write 500 tumblr posts about this.

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considering the dumpster fire that was the finale, im just shocked that this is the same guy who wrote “journeys end” and “doomsday” as well as half of “children of earth”

Like… are we sure THIS is the same guy, the guy who gave us a lobotimized belinda chandra and the weakest payoffs ive seen, AS WELL AS 2 fantastic series finales and the greatest torchwood episodes?

damn, bro really fell off

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and the winner of most anticlimactic season ending goes to this one!!!!!!!