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me and the demon blade

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me and the demon blade

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*likes yuor post*

like this post if you would break me out of the wildlife reserve

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cunty blue cheese 🛹

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Can I come over and dodgeroll for a bit

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who up leaving elbow hockeys

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i love to kiss my girlfriend

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it’s been suspiciously long since Square Table Pizza last slut shamed me…

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huge slut for pasta. i'll do anything for you bbg

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Customer: I LOVE THE COLOR PURPLE DMV: PURPLE COLOR OR PURPLE AS IN WEED Verdict: DENIED

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🧡

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everyone shut the fuck up i’m trying to focus on my diabolical homosexual thoughts

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no power strip in bed 👎

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