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I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
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people are like "no one wants to work anymore" when every job application is like upload your resume and cover letter. okay now manually type out your resume and cover letter in our text boxes. okay now answer these 10 riddles. okay now take a rorschach test. okay now upload a photo of your childhood bedroom and explain the relationship between its layout and the adult you are today. okay now show us your youtube watch history. okay now define the color "red." okay now walk into a patch of poison ivy and take a selfie of you holding up a paper saying "i <3 ivy." okay now wave your hands in the air if you just don't care. that one was a trick to cull the applicants who don't care. okay now choose a loved one to sacrifice. great! thank you for submitting your application we will not be calling you
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This whole skit was corny AF and chock full of racist stereotypes. But what can I expect from SNL? Their target audience is gen-x white ppl who think Seinfeld is the peak of comedy. MadTV & In Living Color were both way funnier, but white audiences don’t like that much diversity on their tv screens 🙄
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SNL proving once again it hates black women. Cus why would you have Quinta Brunson say, “Can I have my face back?” to a gorilla as if the gorilla looks the same as her.
@queen-shiba
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caring about things is cool being passionate is cool being earnest is cool being genuine is cool being compassionate is cool
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passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
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imma say this and then i’m gone ….










BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL.
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We support anyone that wants or have had an abortion on this blog.
You are entitled to have access to safe abortions.
You are allowed to not want to carry or give birth to a child. No matter the reasoning behind your decision.
No one, besides you, should have the final say so.
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im so fucking determined to get better i swear to god lets do this bitch lets go
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“Fieldwork Footage”, dir. Zora Neale Hurston (1928 - 29)
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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all
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