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a melt into each other type of love

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If my Dr self was...

Made a template too...tag me !! (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

Low-key hope It kinda revive the community with this

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Im like cat in the heat but at least it like keeping me motivated to shift

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TW: suggestive/nsfw

When you take a uquiz and it asks what’s the freakiest thing you’ve done but it’s not shifting related so you can’t say Blackbird by DorothyCanFly so instead you just say getting branded 💀

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I think it’s a mix of the American school system being shitty and your school system going a lot more complex than you needed 💀

hi charlie as an american can you say "papa chip's chip-off-the-old-block cookbook" fast? i always mess up after "off" and then i cry because english is hard (no it's not). like i can only say it reeaallllyy sslloowwllyy

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I can say it kind of far but I keep saying “cook a book” for some reason. I can’t seem to stop :(

Also English is hard. And stupid. don’t worry.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that’s interesting :D

hi charlie as an american can you say "papa chip's chip-off-the-old-block cookbook" fast? i always mess up after "off" and then i cry because english is hard (no it's not). like i can only say it reeaallllyy sslloowwllyy

– @intimidaid

I can say it kind of far but I keep saying “cook a book” for some reason. I can’t seem to stop :(

Also English is hard. And stupid. don’t worry.

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I have no idea what c1 level means but English my my first and only language and I still suck ass at it <3

hi charlie as an american can you say "papa chip's chip-off-the-old-block cookbook" fast? i always mess up after "off" and then i cry because english is hard (no it's not). like i can only say it reeaallllyy sslloowwllyy

– @intimidaid

I can say it kind of far but I keep saying “cook a book” for some reason. I can’t seem to stop :(

Also English is hard. And stupid. don’t worry.

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hi charlie as an american can you say "papa chip's chip-off-the-old-block cookbook" fast? i always mess up after "off" and then i cry because english is hard (no it's not). like i can only say it reeaallllyy sslloowwllyy

– @intimidaid

I can say it kind of far but I keep saying “cook a book” for some reason. I can’t seem to stop :(

Also English is hard. And stupid. don’t worry.

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AH YES I LOVE YOU TOO NESS :D THANK YOU

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The league of villains (at least in my dr) should not be taken seriously. It’s just a bunch of traumatized and immature teenagers with three adults and two of which are still practically traumatized and immature teenagers

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“Touya would not like PDA!”

You do not know him whatsoever. That man lets me get up in the middle of a meeting to sit on his fucking lap and shower him in kisses and play with his hair because I missed him. He sits across the table from me.

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My dr is so fucking funny because this is how it goes (in chronological order):

- I become the HPSC’s greatest weapon asset

- Enji puts an offer out for someone to kill me

- I am kidnapped instead and spend three years getting pumped full of quirks and trained even more. I’m borderline unstoppable

- I start having hallucinations and psychotic episodes

- I escape the labs

- I become an alcoholic

- I have some couple hundred other attempts on my life in the span of a year and a half

- I live on my own

- I start my own “business” in the underground and make a name for myself

- I join a villain organization

- I aid the take down of the Shie Hassaikai

- I become one of two leaders leading a villain organization of 115,000

- A war starts and I’m one of the many at the center

- I form a third party in said war

- I become a father x2

- actually fought in the (world saving) war. Huge carrier and almost died twenty times

- won the war

- spent four months in a mental institute

- several court trials

- got married

And then I turned eighteen.

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And that’s where my expertise ends :’D

I would say you should maybe see a therapist about that but… uh…

therapy is so funny because why can i find all the advice my therapist gives me on the internet, but my therapist can't give me all the advice the internet gives me?

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I just realized I have never talked about my secret TikTok account in my main dr wtf 😭

I have a TikTok account and make music under the name 名無しの権兵衛 or Nanashi no Gonbei. It’s the Japanese version of John/Jane Doe. I have a quirk that makes me and my voice unrecognizable and I used that so I could talk about things from my past without raising too much attention from anyone that had a chance of recognizing me. I actually get really popular and a lot of people got interested in figuring out more shit about my past. (I actually become a big thing for psychology major students and a lot of them like the use what they’re learning to make assumptions about me. The one who comes closest is Sasaki and after they graduate, they actually become my therapist. Unrealistic? Maybe. Do I care? No.) it’s a lot of fun and post war when I finally reveal that was ALSO me, the internet goes fucking nuts. Some people had pieced it together after my reveal and the end of the war before I made the announcement and shit but whatever. Yeah that’s my little fun past time :D

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I need to wash my eyes out with bleach

I've noticed that my dog's asshole opens and clenches whenever he barks. this observation has made me terribly afraid of what my human asshole might do without my knowledge

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I just realized I have never talked about my secret TikTok account in my main dr wtf 😭

I have a TikTok account and make music under the name 名無しの権兵衛 or Nanashi no Gonbei. It’s the Japanese version of John/Jane Doe. I have a quirk that makes me and my voice unrecognizable and I used that so I could talk about things from my past without raising too much attention from anyone that had a chance of recognizing me. I actually get really popular and a lot of people got interested in figuring out more shit about my past. (I actually become a big thing for psychology major students and a lot of them like the use what they’re learning to make assumptions about me. The one who comes closest is Sasaki and after they graduate, they actually become my therapist. Unrealistic? Maybe. Do I care? No.) it’s a lot of fun and post war when I finally reveal that was ALSO me, the internet goes fucking nuts. Some people had pieced it together after my reveal and the end of the war before I made the announcement and shit but whatever. Yeah that’s my little fun past time :D

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You’re so mean to me :(

My dr is so fucking funny because this is how it goes (in chronological order):

- I become the HPSC’s greatest weapon asset

- Enji puts an offer out for someone to kill me

- I am kidnapped instead and spend three years getting pumped full of quirks and trained even more. I’m borderline unstoppable

- I start having hallucinations and psychotic episodes

- I escape the labs

- I become an alcoholic

- I have some couple hundred other attempts on my life in the span of a year and a half

- I live on my own

- I start my own “business” in the underground and make a name for myself

- I join a villain organization

- I aid the take down of the Shie Hassaikai

- I become one of two leaders leading a villain organization of 115,000

- A war starts and I’m one of the many at the center

- I form a third party in said war

- I become a father x2

- actually fought in the (world saving) war. Huge carrier and almost died twenty times

- won the war

- spent four months in a mental institute

- several court trials

- got married

And then I turned eighteen.