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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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Would you consider doing a micheal (BMC) x reader where he's trying to impress the reader but they're giving absolutely no fucks until they see him just acting like himself not trying to impress them or anything and they prefer him just being himself?

I’ll start writing this for you! And I’ll tag you when I’m finished!

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WARNING: THE INCREDIBLES 2  IS NOT EPILEPSY SAFE.

This is not a joke. I was at a premier showing tonight, and my immediate thought was how disasterously unsafe this movie is for my photosensitive epilepic friends. @markingatlightspeed I’m tagging you with this specifically because this would be extremely dangerous for you to watch. There are multiple scenes in this movie with full-screen, black-and-white flashing strobe effects. They all happen without warning, and last anywhere between a few seconds to more than two minutes. In a darkened movie theater, this means the likelihood of a seizure could be VERY HIGH if you are sensitive to these effects. If you have photosensitive epilepsy or another disorder that is triggered by strobe lights, I would highly recommend you DO NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLES 2 IN THEATERS. Wait until the movie’s released on digital/Bluray, and you can watch it in a fully-lit room, with someone with you who will be able to help if the strobe effects do trigger a seizure. Please stay safe.

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i really liked duct tape!!! your writing is good for connor, i'd love to see a longer more detailed fic with con

Definitely! If you have any ideas hmu! What do you want to see in said fic?

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Could you do a poly Jeremy x reader x Michael soulmate!au? It can be a story or headconnons. Thanks a million 💕

This was rather interesting, deciding which AU, hope you enjoy!

Poly Jeremy x reader x Michael + soulmate AU!

-You looked at the two separate strings tied to your finger thinking it was normal.-You were like 5, “I wonder what directions everyone else’s strings go!”-When you learned more about the strings they always talked about “The one”-One day in class you asked why you had two strings-Everyone looked at you with confused expressions.-You aren’t supposed to have two????-You really hoped the two you were attached to weren’t far.-Jeremy and Michael were attached to each other, but they didn’t know why they both had an extra string.-After a while you followed your string.-The two strings led to the same house.-You peeked through the window and saw two boys playing ‘Apocalypse of the Damned.’-You knocked on the door, and one of them came to open the door.-It was Michael-He immediately noticed the fact that you two were attached.-“Jeremy get over here”-You three formed a triangle.-They were stoked to finally meet the mystery third.-Surprisingly they only lived one town over so it was very easy to visit.-You guys went to the arcade a lot.-You found out Jeremy and Michael didn’t really know what to do so they decided to wait for whoever was at the end of their extra strings.-You three became really close fast.-After Jeremy took the squip things got a bit rocky, everyday you and Michael were afraid the string attached to Jeremy would ping out of existence.-But eventually he came to his senses and turned off the robot.-There was this super retro looking cafe in the town.-You guys totally went all the time to get extra looking milkshakes and play retro arcade games.-Those milkshakes were homemade and they were godsend.-Jeremy had you guys try everything on the menu.-They got a jukebox and you guys would stay there for hours just listening to the funky tunes.-You three couldn’t be happier.-To this day ya’ll are like “So how did the universe just decide” “I dunno man” “I wonder if there are others”-Thats how it went man, btw everyone thinks ya’ll r totally cute.

P.S. Thanks for requesting love u 💖💖💖💖

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If you haven’t seen this yet it would be in your best interest to

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

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This blog is off to a great start! Thank you so much!

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Duct Tape? (Connor Murphy x reader SMUT)

Warnings: This is a smut! Don’t read if you don’t like this sort of thing, obviously. Also it sucks a bit because the first two ideas I had didn’t work so I had to go a little cliche. Hope you enjoy nonetheless!

Request: Wanted Connor tied up, thats the only specification. @heymissmisty

Word count: 727

You sat up in your bed, rubbing the grogginess out of your eyes. picking up your phone, you see a couple texts from your boyfriend, Connor Murphy. Opening the messages, you expected something about him not being able to sleep. You had been pleasantly surprised.

🌸Connor🌸 1:35AM

Babe are you awake?

🌸Connor🌸 1:38AM

I need you, pls respond

🌸Connor🌸 1:42AM

I’m hard

You threw your legs over the side of your bed, replying to Connor.

(Y/N) 1:56AM

I’m awake, I’ll be there in ten ❤️

You slid off the bed, reaching for your shorts on the floor. Pulling your shorts on, you walked over to your door. You put on some slide ons and made your way out of the room. You crept down the stairs, quiet enough to keep your sleeping parents oblivious. After escaping the confines of your home, you grabbed your bike from the garage. Starting the car would be too loud.

Connor paced back and forth in his room, waiting for your arrival. His ears perked at a knocking sound on his window, he turned around. Pale blue eyes meeting (Y/E/C) ones. You tapped the glass, pulling Connor out of his trance. He rushed to open the window, helping you in.

“I was wondering when you were going to let me in.” You chuckled at him. “Anyway, lets get to it.” You stopped, tapping your chin for a moment. “Lets do something different.” Connor nodded sheepishly at you, not knowing what you had in store. You swiped a roll of duct tape off Connor’s desk, directing him to sit in the desk chair. He hesitated shortly, before roughly dropping into the less than comfortable chair.

“What are you doing? Don’t tell me you’re going to tie me up with duct tape...” He looked at you, brushing his hair out of his face. You subtlety winked at him, pulling a large segment of tape from the roll. You made your way around, grabbing his arms and duct taping them together by his biceps. Taking a smaller segment of duct tape, you wrapped it around his wrists as well.

“That should work rather well, don’t you think?” You stood back to admire your handiwork. Connor scoffed, “This is bullshit, what are you going to do if I’m tied up?” His tone turned more smug towards the end of the sentence. You giggled at him, “I guess we’ll find out..”

You began taking your large sweatshirt off, revealing your breasts to the boy in front of you. Tossing that onto the floor, you then went to remove your shorts and panties. You approached him, sitting on his lap. “Please let me out...” Connor begged, he pulled at the restraints roughly.

“I’m not letting your arms go, think of it as punishment for waking me up.” You unbuttoned the shirt that he wore, pulling the sides over his shoulders. Running your fingers over his abdomen, you began to rub yourself on his thigh. You moaned softly, the friction of his jeans almost painful. You reached behind his head, grabbing a handful of his hair. “Fuck...pull harder.” Connor threw his head back into your hand. He jerked his thigh up, making you gasp as you pulled at his mane again. He let out a rich moan, panting because of his excitement.

You reached to unbutton his jeans, his length springing free. You moved your hips again, rubbing your heat along the shaft of his cock. “W-where’d you learn to do this stuff.” Connor stammered, his whole body going weak from the contact. You didn’t answer, you slid his cock inside of you. Connor moaned at the feeling of your walls. “Please let me touch you.” He begged with a raspiness in his voice. “No,” you said groaning, you continued tugging on his hair. You lifted yourself up and down, gasping at the pleasure. Connor bucked his hips into you, wanting to go faster. You used your free hand to support yourself, leaning back on his knee. You started to quickly bounce on his cock, moaning loudly. “Ride me babygirl.” Connor groaned. In a matter of minutes you both reached your climax. You grabbed scissors of of the desk and cut him loose, you both sat in silence for 5 minutes. Then getting up to lay in Connors bed. “Goodnight, Con.” You kissed his cheek. “Night, (Y/N)”

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could you pretty please do a Connor x reader where she ties him up and stuff along those lines (so nsfw lol) thank uuuuu

Yes! I’ll start working on it now, I’ll tag you when its finished :)

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Can I get a quick promotion push? I’ll use this account to take requests and write headcanons and X readers for DEH, BMC, and anything you want me to get into!

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Can I get a ship for DEH? I’m a bisexual girl, I’m about 5’2. I have shoulder length ashy brown hair, its pretty messy. I have one blue eye and one green eye. My clothing is mostly black and graphic T’s here and there. I can’t keep eye contact with people I’m not close to. I’m very stubborn, I love physical contact. Depending on who I’m with I love being the center of attention. I stammer a lot when speaking as well.

Yes you can have a ship for DEH!! Thank you so so much for requesting!!

I ship you with Connor Murphy!! First off, y’all would look great together and you have similar styles. Also, he loves you’re eyes!!! (I love your eyes too that’s so cool) Both of you are pretty stubborn so if you’re ever in an argument it’s sort of hard to fix the problem. So it’s pretty good that you almost never disagree on anything!! You both tend to like physical contact. I mean you’re almost constantly holding hands and are definitely into PDA. He supports you so much and you support him too!! Y’all are a really cute couple and it actually makes me so happy that y’all would go so well together.

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A wild blog approaching!

Yo yo yo, heres a thing because I have too many cute ideas in my head and a big passion for two specific musicals. I hope you enjoy my blog just as much as I’ll enjoy it!