#jared kleinman x reader

[squipsquads]

Jared convincing his wife to name their daughter Stacy.. never stops singing Stacy’s Mom

ljhkgjhkjhgjhkgjkhjghkgj he so would

okay so

you didn’t even think of it when jared mentioned the name

it was right after you found out the two of you were expecting a baby girl

“i dunno, i’ve just always liked the name stacy”

he was acting super casual (…… too casual), but figured he was just nervous about the baby and trying to hide it from you

you two threw around a couple other names, but he kept coming back to stacy

specifically, stacy spelled without the e

(one day, you wrote out potential names to get a look of them and jared was very insistent that you do not spell her name stacey)

and then!! the day comes!

your daughter is born!

stacy elizabeth kleinman

jared was so, so happy

and all seemed normal

for the first few months

but then, as soon as little stacy started sleeping more regularly and the two of you weren’t so tired all the time

it happened

it felt like it was the first time you and jared had actually been alone together since stacy was born

and things were getting a little….. spicy

until

“stacy’s mom has got it going on, she’s all i want and i’ve waited for so long!”

jared what the fuck

he just wags his eyebrows at you

and from then on, it doesn’t stop

you climb into the car to take stacy to visit your mother

and it’s playing from jared’s bluetooth (soft enough not to hurt stacy’s ears, but loud enough for you not to be able to tune it out)

jared sings it when he’s cooking and you’re sitting at the table feeding her

“stACY CAN’T YOU SEE? YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME. I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACY’S MOM”

s i g h

this is your life now

though, to be honest, you can’t wait until stacy is old enough to get embarrassed by this shit

[fenris-wolff]

Rules

I reiterate: I am 18, some of my fics will feature mature content, all of these fics will be labelled and warned, if you're parents catch you reading things you aren't supposed to, that is NOT my problem

Masterlist

Requests: OPEN

Fandoms:

Dear Evan Hansen

Jekyll and Hyde (the original novel)

True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (album and comics)

Various Characters:

Darrel "Darry" Curtis

Keith "Two-Bit" Mathews

Tim Sheppard

Absolute Nos:

Smut about minors (even the "but they're aged up au" makes me feel weird)

Noncon

Weird Age gaps (max of 4 years and both out of school)

Real people (I write for characters not their actors)

Other rules

Be respectful, this is a safe space for anyone except those who make the space unsafe

A like is appreciated, a reblog is loved, but neither is required

Do not translate or repost any of my works anywhere

If I post nonfanfic or begin to talk about the writing I hope to one day publish, keep in mind I have the right to not respond to a question for the sake of spoilers, but I would love to actually discuss the peek into my mind

[thesillychro]

Dating Jared Kleinman headcanons!

Jared Kleinman x Fem!Reader

• He leaves you for a man

[aceditwrites]

The Master List (hi)

Master List:

Hi, i’m ace. I got really bored and i need an excuse to procrastinate on my personal writing projects so i decided to start an account dedicated to just writing. So like, you can request almost anything (limits below) like if you want like a platonic fic just ask! If you want the reader to be the kid or sibling of the character, i’ll do it! You can be as specific or as vague as you want, eventually i’ll get some prompts for help but for now, you gotta wing it. Also I’ll write for like any fandom even if i dont know it, i’ll try my hardest but i’d prefer if you stuck to the list below. Anyways yeah.  (also pfp is nyurei on picrew)

So basic rules, 

If youre an nsfw account dni, also i will not write smut regardless of age given i’m a minor

No incest 

I’m currently only doing x readers, that might change in the future but for now no ocs or ships

I’d prefer if you didn’t request x reader with an actual person, (ex. Instead of asking for a Maya Hawke x reader, ask for a Robin Buckley x reader)

If you know a character’s sexuality and you dont fit, dont ask (ex. Nico is gay, I will not write Nico x fem! reader)

Please specify pronouns when requesting 

Please keep in mind i’m not a professional writer 

Please use common sense and dont do something that makes me have to update the rules

Anyways, so fandoms i’ll write for

It 2017/2019: Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Stanley Uris, Bill Denbrough, Beverly Marsh, Ben Hanscom, Mike Hanlon (specify if you want 2017 or 2019)

Percy Jackson: Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Hazel Levesque, Frank Zhang, Connor Stoll, Travis Stoll, Nico Di Angelo, Will Solace

Supernatural: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Gabriel, Kevin Tran, Crowley, Charlie Bradbury, Rowena (does girly have a last name 💀), Jack Kline (platonic only)

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous/Chaos Theory: Darius Bowman (i’d prefer if we kept it platonic with him but romance is ok i guess), Kenji Kon, Brooklyn, Yasmina Fadoula, Sammy Guiterrez, Ben Pincus, 

Marvel: Tony Stark (platonic only, so sorry) Steve Rodger, Bucky Barnes, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Peter Peter, Ned Leeds, M.J, Harley Keener, Thor Odinson, Loki Odinson, Shuri, T'Challa, Okoye

The Owl House: Luz Noceda, Willow Park, Amity Blight, Edric Blight, Emira Blight, Gus Porter, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorn, Hooty (platonic preferred, but if you freaky like that go ahead and ask for romance, see what happens), Raine Whispers

The Umbrella Academy: Luther, Diego, Alison, Klaus, Five (would he date a kid or an adult cause-), Ben (he can be alive or yall could be ghosts), Vanya 

Dear Evan Hansen: Connor Murphy (my beloved), Evan Hansen, Jared Kleinman, Zoe Murphy, Alana Beck

Heather: Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara, Heather Duke, Veronica Sawyer, Jason Dean, Martha Dunnstock

Invincible: Mark Grayson, Debbie Grayson, Eve Wilkins, Rex Splode, Amber Bennet, William Clockwell

Epic the Musucal: Odysseus, Penelope, Telemachus, Eurylochus, Polites, Circe, Hermes, Calypso, Ride The Cyclone: Ocean O'Connell Rosenburg, Noel Gruber, Mischa Bachinski, Ricky Potts, Jane Doe/Penny Lamb, Constance Blackwood, Karnak

Idk how any of this works but uh have fun

[emrickzhomepalace]

“little lightning stars” - j.k

jared kleinman x reader

fem non-binary reader

plus-size reader

angsty at first but quickly goes to fluff

warnings: self-deprecation, anxiety/panic attack, also as a btw i am not a plus-size person writing this so if i write smth rude or out of line here lmk asap!

words: 302

this was all stupid. they had no reason to be crying on one of the happiest days of the year - well, for most, anyhow.

valentines day could be a happy day for couples and a sad day for singles. but here’s the thing, y/n was neither, they weren’t single but they weren’t happy, what gives right?

y/n’s boyfriend, jared, should be here with them spending the day cuddling and watching rom-coms, as they did the year before

but jared was no where to be seen, and at the worst of moments.

y/n is considered by most ‘overweight’, and although jared disagrees, they can’t help but feel sickened in their own skin.

the very moment y/n slipped into their clothes for today they immediately broke down, feeling awfully in their own body.

and not having jared there to console them, only worsened matters.

“honeyyy! i’m home!!” jared cooed, he turned to see his lover, y/n, barely able to breathe and in such a state of panic.

“hey, hey, hey.. sweat pea? what’s wrong?” jared asked, cupping his beautiful lovers face.

“i-i’m sorry!” y/n cried, hugging jared tightly.

“no, no it’s okay, it’s okay. what happened?” jared asked, still so confused

“i-i just feel so ugly in my body! i hate it! w-with how fat i am, a-and my stretch marks! i-i just..” the one sobbed into the dark haired boys chest.

he patted their hair softly, and pulled their chin upward to look at him.

“look, sweetie, i bought you some flowers and sweets for valentine’s day. we can put the flowers in a vase, and just, eat snacks and cuddle up and watch movies? let’s take your thoughts on vacation, okay?” jared explained, looking at his dearest lovers face for approval.

y/n looked up at jared, smiling. “yeah, let’s do it.”

[sadboi-writer]

Hi!!

I just asked the question abt what musicals you write for bc I wanted confirmation on who I could request for I literally haven’t had any musical fanfic that came out recently 😭 screaming

Anyway 😍

Can I request a Jared Kleinman x fem!reader please :)

Like a plot of reader is quite shy and closed off, complete opposite to Jared, but she really likes him and when he confesses to her she gets super upset thinking it’s just a joke and storms off

Don't Say That

Jared Kleinman x Fem!Reader

Warnings: Swearing

"Y/N!"

She looked up from her lunch tray. A small smile on her face as Jared sat down in front of her. Evan glanced at the two but continued reading his book. 

“Hey, Jared,” Y/N greeted

“Hey, lovebug, I’ve got a question for you?” Jared replied

“If you need help with your math homework again you can forget it.”

Jared shook his head, “No, no! Well, maybe later. But, that’s not what I’m talking about!”

Y/N rolled her eyes, “What do you need?”

“Well, it’s more of a want than a need.”

“Jared!”

He shook his head, “Sorry, sorry. You know that dance that Alana Beck is planning?”

Y/N glanced at Evan who was now listening to his friends more than reading. 

“Yeah? The winter formal.” Y/N replied, “She can’t stop talking about it.”

“Right! Well, I’m in need of a date!” Jared continued, “ And I was wondering if you would be so gracious as to go with me.”

Y/N’s entire world stopped. No way was Jared Kleinman asking her out, and the more she thought about it she realized there was no way Jared was asking her out seriously. She swallowed the hope that built in her stomach.

“Who’s idea was this?” Y/N asked softly, earning both Evan and Jared’s confusion

“Uh, mine?” Jared replied

“Drop the shit, how much were you paid? Was it Connor?” Y/N demanded, tears welling in their eyes, “Of course it fucking was, there’s no way it wasn’t.”

Y/N slammed her hands on the table and stood. She rushed off, stealing the looks of everyone in the cafeteria. Jared looked at Evan, sadness and confusion lacing his face.

“What did I do?” Jared asked

Evan looked where Y/N had run and sighed, “She’s had like a massive crush on you for years. I think she thought someone paid you to ask her as a joke.”

Alana came over and sat next to the boys, “Is Y/N okay? She looked like she was crying.”

Jared sighed, “She thinks I asked her to the winter formal as a joke.”

Alana smacked his head, “Go get her then! I have not sat through 40 minutes a day of her fawning over you for this to not work out!”

Jared got up and started to walk away before turning to Alana to ask where Y/N would be.

“Library, back corner, huge beanbag chair.” Alana cut him off

He took off in a sprint, ignoring his teacher’s protests. When he got to the library he was given a harsh shush from the librarian. He wandered through the aisles of books, looking for the girl he adored. When he finally did find her, his heart cracked just a little bit. She was curled up with her head to her knees, sniffling softly. 

He sat down on the beanbag, causing her to look up. 

“Hey,” He greeted gently

“Hi,” She whimpered

They sat in a tense silence for a moment. Until Jared broke it. 

“It wasn’t a joke, you know?” He started, “I adore you Y/N I just never really had the guts to say it.”

“You really want to go to the dance with me?” Y/N sniffled

Jared nodded, he took her hand and kissed her knuckles, “I would love nothing more.”

[astrochemstry]

Jared Kleinman HC: having a crush on him, you don't wanna admit it but everyone knows

I was lying in bed and then i got this idea and it sounded really cute so i made it a reality asjdfbasjh im having a brainrot

Reader is gender neutral and its romance

OK SO JUST IMAGINE

YOU LIKE THIS GUY

YOU DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT BCS HES COCKY AS HELL

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS

E VE RYO NE KNO W S

YES EVEN HIM

OK lets go to the start so

SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK AND STUFF BUT

I DO THINK JARED WENT TO SCOUT CAMP AS A KID TOO

SO you met there

And as in met

He accidentally uh

Well yk those log things you gotta walk on??

He slipped and accidentally bumped into you

And you fell on the mud lmao

Bro was trying vv hard not to laugh actually

“Kleinman, apologize to (Name).”

“Sorry.”

hE AINT GOOD AT THIS FORGIVE HIM PLS

Ok so like youre still mad but

Throughout your time there he makes it up with

aCTS OF SERVice

sO some hcs here are from @/bemorecronch pls check them out vv good at writing jared and hilarious as hell

So one of their hcs is that if he likes u he randomly gives u food

oH diD I NOT MENTioN??

THIS GUY LIKES YOU TOO

So like one time you dropped your snack and like vv frustrated bcs you fell in mud and now your snack fell in mud

So he goes up to you and shoves his spare sandwich onto you

Youre like ???? but then he jsut raises and eyebrow

“Don’t you know how to eat or did that dirt change everything in you??”

You choose whether you smacked him or not

But like after that and everything, he sat with you and just ate with ya

Then the crushing started

SO YEARS PASS

WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL OR WHATEVER TOOK PLACE IN DEH

yOU MEET AGAIN

“Arent you that mud person from camp??” “Arent you that asshole who shoved me??”

Sassy conversations

Murphy siblings live for it tbh

They love you

And then heres the thiNG

SO ONE TIME AT THE CAFETERIA

You guys just sat together and ate bcs i mean thats what you did at camp too

You guys we’re vv close and be reminded you have a crush on him

So liKE your body started to heat up and ik for some skin colors it wont be visible youre blushiNG BUT SINCE YOURE SO CLOSE HE CAN FEEL THE HEAT

Hes concerned bro “are you okay??”

“Yes im fine- just-” tHEN HE PLACES HIS HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD

TO CHECK YK

Totally not an excuse to touch you

coIUGHGHcouG HH

So like you just froze?? Bcs oH SHIT ohIUSHAHH????

Alana was there and you were like oh thank god

But alana

aLANA KNOWS

ALANA SEES IT

But dw she doesnt like say it out and tease you

Takes you away and stuff “Oh god! (Name) are you okay? Lets go to the nurse.”

She doesnt take you to the nurse lmao

“So, you like someone?”

React how you want she aint gonna fall for you denying it

anYWAYS SHE DOES KEEP IT A SECRET

But like its you who, well, makes it less of a secret lmao

Like youre very expressive abt it

Everyone knows

The school knows

And you guessed it!

JARED KNOWS

Bro is happy as hell you like him back but don't forget hes a little shit

Teases you tbh

Like if youre sitting down and reading or smth hes just like “oh whats that??” and gets vERY CLOSE

From acts of service to physical toUCH

If you like passed a test or something he just awkwardly goes up to you and pats your back

“Good job” “uh thanks”

Hes silently crying inside bcs of that

Ok but like one day lets say Alana encourages you to confess

So you do and like when you see Jared youre just

Oh shit oh fuck oh no nope nO

But like he sees you and he just goes to you like “whats up??”

Its just casual

Too casual

So you didnt wanna confess in like a crowded hall lol so you tell him to meet you at some place like uh idk you choose

So Jared

Aint dumb ok

An asshole but this shit is fucking smart

And first thing he thinks is ‘theyre gonna confess. Definitely.’

No doubts bcs he knows u like him lmao

So you meet

And bro got a huge smirk on his face

“Soo- what did you want to talk about?”

Hes just so calm?? And casual? That youre freaked out and suspicious bcs you expect him to spit out some mean things and stuff

“Uh- this is- wait uh” “go on.” “weLL- uH”

Then he laughs

You guys know what im talking about

“You sound like Evan” hes wHEEZing

“LOOK i LIKE you okay???”

“Everyone does” “No i mean- the- the like like”

Bro acts like he doesnt understand

So uh yeaH you kiss hiM

Look he knows u like him but hes still shocked bcs daMN

In the end, he just goes “oh i know you do. Everyone does.” with a smiLE

Smack him smACK hiM

[ratatoast]

I think I've read (almost) every jared kleinman x reader fanfic on this site AND ao3 lol like it's not even funny anymore

[readbyred]

Things Jared Kleinman definitely does

Pairing: Jared Kleinman x Gn!Reader

Fandom: Dear Evan Hansen

Warnings: none

A/n: I love him so much

When you’re on the phone he moans obnoxiously

Steals your food

Sets random alarms on your phone at like, 4am

Talks you into pranking Evan with him

Leaves out condoms around you (you know well that they are all expired and no more than a prop-)

Puts on movies like “Human Centipede” at sleepovers

Plays All-Star and Airplanes obnoxiously loud when he gives you a ride

Plays Happy Birthday on a kazoo for you

Drives with you to get food at 3am

Definitely showed you two girls one cup with no warning, especially if you’re more of an innocent person

Like I know this is not okay in the least, but Jared isn't perfect, he's not always the best person

Fake-spoils movies you want to watch

Plays with settings on your phone to make your life harder

If you’re a fanfiction writer - as soon as he gets ahold of your works he can and will pretend to read them out loud in public, just to give you a heart attack

Gives you those obnoxious Facebook t-shirts every chance he gets

And most importantly

Loves you and cares about you😌

[aures-nook]

im writing jared kleinman spicy hcs cause someone mentioned him and i think this is what they wanted but im not sure and they havent said yes to it so anyways im doing it

first of all-

teasing bastard

will go down on you for hours

and i mean hours

you tell this man to shut up once during the day you best bet he’s making a dumb remark

“oh honey, trust me, i’d rather be doing something very different with this tongue of mine”

sdfilaksdf;lkj

anyways

he honestly enjoys soft slow sex

like- idk

also dont mind me but i see him as a stoner-

especially in college and shit

so uh-

high sex high sex high sex\

im not sorry

[squipsquads]

Character of your choice proposes with a ring pop hcs! :)

if you give me a choice, the character will almost always be jared lmao idk why i just love to write for him

okay so

it started when you were seven years old

you were being babysat by jared’s mom after school (your parents didn’t get home from work until late)

and after dinner, his mom surprised you with some ring pops as a treat

you got cherry and jared got blue raspberry

you were so happy!! until jared’s dog snatched it right out of your little hand and ate it right in front of you

you only got one lick :(

on the verge of tears, you sat on the couch, trying not to cry even though you were really upset

then jared gave a small sigh and held his uneaten ring pop in your face

“you can have it,” he said, as if it were some great injustice that he be nice to you

you tried to say no. “it’s yours though. and it’s a ring,” you said, as if that made any sense.

“… what?” jared asked. you rolled your eyes.

“people only give rings to each other when they wanna get married. if you give me a ring, you’re asking me to marry you.”

“fine then, i guess we’re getting married!” jared yelled (kind of… angrily?) and threw the ring pop at you. 

you barely caught it, but managed

and jared wasn’t even mad that you had one to eat and he didn’t

over the years, ring pops became something of a running joke to you two

if ever jared bought candies for the two of you, you always received ring pops

and you always put them on your ring finger

once you hit high school, the two of you would stage epic, dramatic fake proposals on valentine’s day, as you always bought each other ring pops

(it got to the point that no one even batted an eye anymore when they heard you yell “OF COURSE I’LL MARRY YOU, KLEINMAN!” in the halls)

but now, you’re all grown up

you and jared have been together since freshman year of college

and the future looms in front of you

you have a job offer in new york city, far away from the jobs you and jared both have now.

you want to take it, but you don’t want to leave him. and you’re afraid to ask him to move there with you

but you two are laying on the floor in the living room of your one bedroom apartment, talking about the pros and cons of you taking the job

one of your cons is that jared will be far away

“oh,” jared says at one point, in a tone that’s suppose to be casual but sounds totally rehearsed, “that reminds me.”

he sits up, digs into his pocket, and pulls out a cherry ring pop

he tosses it into your hands

you catch it, eyebrows raised

you guys don’t do this anymore except on valentine’s day, which is nine months away

he just shrugs, smiling a little

“i guess we’ll just have to get married so i can go with you”

[dehobsessed]

Partners pt 2 | College!Connor Murphy x Reader

a/n: so I had originally planned to make this a series but after the first part I kinda went MIA and never posted again but I finally have some inspiration so here is part two

Exchanging numbers with Connor had been the best decision you could have possibly made. Sure, the conversation started out focused on the final project, but eventually it shifted into something different, something more personal. You both sent each other quotes and lyrics that you loved, you sent him a few clips of your favorite pieces of writing. He vented to you about his family and parents, you talked about how lonely you felt sometimes. Eventually, you didn’t have to walk to class anymore. Connor picked you up every morning, your favorite coffee already waiting for you. 

You enjoyed Connor’s company a lot, but you knew that the two of you would soon be parting ways. The end of the semester was coming up, which meant that the project that brought the two of you together was almost completed. You really didn’t want this semester to be over, you’d enjoyed all of your classes so much, and you’d actually made some friends, mostly because of Connor’s pushing. 

It was the second to last day of class and, as usual, Connor picked you up in front of your dorm. It wasn’t far from your classes, definitely not too far of a walk, but it was getting warmer out and it was much more uncomfortable walking in the heat than the cold. The drive to campus was much quieter than usual, and Connor seemed to pick up on this pretty quickly, as he tried to fill the space with jokes and music, anything to get you to smile up at him. 

Connor’s a little shocked when you, without saying a thing to him, get out and bolt for the classroom, leaving your still warm coffee behind. He grabs it for you and makes his way after you, long legs allowing him to quickly catch up to you.

“Hey, what’s going on with you?” He asks, stepping in front of you, forcing you to stop. 

“It’s nothing, Connor, don’t worry about it.” You say, pushing your glasses higher up on your nose as you avoid his gaze.

“It doesn’t seem like nothing. Seriously, what’s going on?” He asks, eyes focused on you.

“I’m just not ready for this semester to end because that means this ends.” Your voice is soft, eyes glued to the ground in front of you. You can hear him sigh and shuffle closer to you, and then you feel his hand take yours. 

“This doesn’t have to end just because the semester is ending. We can still be friends, Y/n.” He tilts his head, encouraging you to look up at him. You make eye contact with him and fight the urge to burst into tears. 

“I’m going back home for the summer, though. We won’t be able to see each other until the fall.” You say and he just shrugs.

“That’s what they make phones for, dork.” Connor says with a soft chuckle, rolling his eyes.

“So you didn’t do all of this just to pass the class?” You ask, slightly teasingly. 

“What? No, of course not.” Connor says, laughing as he runs a hand through his hair.  “I did this because this really cute girl let me borrow a pen when I didn’t have one.” Your eyes widen at his comment, which Connor notices. He starts to walk away, still carrying your coffee.

“Well, I guess that’s good.” You say, hurrying to catch up with him. you grab your coffee from him, smiling. “Thanks for the coffee, dork.” 

[thesillychro]

Dating Jared Kleinman Headcanons!

Jared Kleinman x Fem!Reader

• He leaves you for a man

[kittypeb]

me in the shower: have you seen this? someone put a video of your speech online. my speech? people started sharing it, i guess, and now connor is- your speech is everywhere. this morning, the connor project page, it only had FIFTY six people following it. how many does it have now? fou- 16,239! i don’t understand, w-what happened? AHG! you did! there’s a PLACE where we don’t have to feel unKNOOWNNNNN

my mom: what the fuck

[mylifesjustacarousel]

what would ya honeymoon with jared or jeremy (you can choose!) be like?

let’s go with jared, i love that dude

You guys went to the city for your honeymoon actually, New York City to be exact

The original plan was Hawaii, but you guys decided last minute to change your plans

There’s nothing better than an over expensive NYC hotel that’s not that good

But you didn’t spend much time in your hotel room anyways

A lot of your time was spent in Times Square

It was cold when you went because you had your wedding in November

but it was worth it

You went to Gregory’s Coffee, which was really good

Jared was really excited when you guys went to M&M’s World because he loves candy

You guys saw Waitress and on the way back to the hotel you made him listen to the cast recording because you thought it was really good

He secretly really liked it

Jared almost started crying because it was really cold

So you guys had to stop at a McDonalds so you could warm up

And then he made you take him back to M&M’s World so he could buy more candy

[coltonthelizard]

the most jared kleinman tweet i’ve seen