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Scott pilgrim with General dating has? Pls?

Yesyesyes I love this fucking loser ♥️

Bro does NOT plan dates. Like at all. If he asks you to hang out that means bumming around Wallace’s his house. So if you want to do anything you will probably have to organise it yourself. He’s a big fan of arcade dates for obvious reasons, that and going to local gigs.

Speaking of music, please show up to his shows. Even if you always go, and you told him you were going, he still gets so flattered when he sees you in the crowd. Cause you’re HIS partner at HIS show and how cool is that?

If you have long hair he’s definitely playing with it. If you two are cuddled up his hands WILL be in your hair (he’s stimming). If you teach him to do braids he will be doing them for you all the time. If you’re going somewhere without him he likes to have a little plait in your hair to remind you of him.

Please please please listen to him talk about stuff. Even if he’s talking about absolutely nothing just pretend that you understand what he’s saying. He probably likes to explain stuff to you a lot, so a great hangout would be Scott teaching you to play some of his favorite video games.

On a similar note he listens to EVERYTHING you say. You can mention an interest in something and Scott will bring it up three months later like it’s nothing. Yet somehow he forgets so much about you, he doesn’t remember your favorite colour, book, song or holiday. At all.

Scott doesn’t get too jealous, unless you choose to hang out with someone else over him. In which case he doesn’t take it out of you, he just gets really pouty until you ask him what’s wrong. Reassure him that yes, you do still like him— and then call him a dingus for asking a silly question like that. He appreciates it.

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If you guys ever catch a typo please tell me I’ve noticed so many 😭 it’s killing me bro it’s like I’m competing with myself to see how badly I can fuck up my own damn language

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hello!!! i saw your requests are open and i am curious about what you are and arent willing to write, when it comes to sfw and nsfw as well! i hope you have a good day! :D

This is a really good question so thanks for asking :p

I might not write about pregnancy cause I lowkey have tokophobia but feel free to summit an ask anyways I might answer it. Same goes with sensitive subjects like SH or ED. I just wouldn’t want to mess it up and hurt anybody. Not to yuck anybody else’s yum but inflation is just not it for me ♥️

In terms of NSFW I won’t write rape,zoophillia, incest, age play, necophillia, scat or piss.

I might have missed some things but if you submit something I’m not comfortable with I just won’t write it and I will add it to this list. ♥️

Hope you have a great day too!

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ronin x reader who got inspired by his ass and decided to get a bunch of piercings too maybe 👅👅👅👅

Ronin X Reader: Piercings

I love this idea so much! Thanks for dropping this in my inbox ♥️ I swear I’ll try to upload more often but shits crazy rn.

Also I’m trying out a new layout so if you have any opinions on that lmk

I imagine it would go a little something like this…

You had been feeling rather dull lately. You felt although you looked boring, and that you wanted to try something new. After trying a few different ideas like new clothes and makeup nothing really stuck. Until one day you walked past a tattoo and piercing studio with a sign out the front— “walk ins welcome.” — and had an idea…

You settled on getting a simple nostril piercing, a little stud on the left side of your nose. Not too noticeable— but it made you feel so cool. You thought of your boyfriend in that moment, and took your phone out to send a quick selfie to him. A few minutes went by before you got a response, Ronin had liked your photo and said that you look “fuckin’ sick”

The next time you two saw each other he asked about it.

“Hey darlin’?”

“Yeah?”

“What gave you the idea to put that hole in your nose?”

“Well I guess I just got a little bored of myself. Plus, I guess it kinda reminds me of you.”

Ronin smirks then, he’s proud that he his that much influence over you. So much so that he encourages you to get more if you bring it up. Ronin isn’t opposed to doing some piercings himself either. Will it be safe? No. Will it be sanitary? No. Will it always come out looking wonky? Probably. But he’s done it so it will always look good to you.

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dw i lowkey hate him too, anyway i like comic and movie gideon, but if i have to choose maybe comic? but you can choose tbh

Thank the fucking gods 🙏 I want to beat G*rdon G**se with a hammer ♥️

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To the person who dropped that Gideon graves ask in my inbox do you mean Gideon from the comics/movie or from the anime? Because lowkey I hate anime Gideon and I wish him dead.

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YOU!! YES, YOU!! GO WRITE THAT FANFIC YOU THINK NOBODY BUT YOU WILL READ!!

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“What if I write it and it’s bad-”

WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS GOOD? WHAT IF YOU WRITE IT AND ITS EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED? WHAT THEN????

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Please drop asks for Scott I want him so bad it’s not even funny 😭

I’ve lost a lot of motivation for this blog so in response I’m opening my requests for the Scott Pilgrim series!

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I’ve lost a lot of motivation for this blog so in response I’m opening my requests for the Scott Pilgrim series!

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HOLD ON arguments with ronin ? ? please make it both fluff and angst

Arguments with Ronin

Ronin’s biggest flaw is that he always thinks he’s right. No matter the circumstance you just cannot convince him that he is wrong. Best you’re getting is an:

“Okayyy? But I just said ____”

As if you didn’t just explain why he’s wrong!!!!

It gets quite heated

Ronin doesn’t insult you easily though, you have to get him REALLY pissed off to make him say something bad about you. But the way he explains things to you like a toddler feels quite insulting.

His insults depend a lot on what you’re actually fighting about.

For example— if you’re fighting about his teensy little habit of homicide then he’ll make fun of you by calling you naïve.

Ronin’s ego doesn’t bruise too quickly, but something that really cuts deep is if you mention family. He gets so pissed off that he just has to leave.

Ronin takes his sweet time to apologise afterwards too. So don’t expect to hear from him for a bit too. He’s usually only gone for like a day but it feels like an eternity, considering he has a horrible habit of disappearing.

He does do a pretty decent apology though. Once Ronin comes back he swallows his pride and says sorry.

Once’s he’s come back Ronin gets all clingy for a couple of hours, so indulge him for a bit ♥️

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Okay so I got a request for some Luca and Feli but I accidentally posted the draft instead of saving it and lost some stuff PLUS the ask 😅

And while I don’t usually write character x character I had to make an exception for these guys cause I love them dearly. Still this is just a tiny post since I’ve been gone for a bit 😬

Luca X Feli HC

Feli is the most uncoordinated person you will ever meet. Absolutely horrible dancer. Nonetheless Luca forces her to play just dance with him all the time. It really helps her come out of her she’ll when she sees Luca doing everything full out and looking stupid. They 100% do Barbie girl together. Honestly this HC applies to a lot of scenarios, Luca manages to bring Feli out of her shell and feel more comfortable.

These two LOVE playing matchmaker together. They scheme so hard it’s insane. They see two people they know acting just a little too close and it’s like spidey-senses activating. They spent so long pining for each other they know the signs in and out.

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I am begging for any kind of Ronin or Misaki smut, or angst whatever you prefer. At least some more Headcannons, a Drabble or two, and NSFW alphabet. I’m not usually the type to ask stuff. But I have scoured the internet far and wide. And all I’ve been left with is sadness :(

That’s what I’m here for sweetie don’t worry ♥️

But feel free to have a vote on what you guys want to see the most (I’ll still do all of the above, votes just decide the order :) )

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Maybe . . Ronin fluff hcs ? ? Like cuddling hcs or stuff like that

Ronin X Reader Fluff ♥️

Ronin is the worlds biggest cuddler, but he would NEVER admit this. Man is touch starved as HELL! I can imagine he really likes being the big spoon, it makes him feel all protective.

Have I mentioned how protective he is? If you’re dating Ronin you basically have a bodyguard and boyfriend in one! Whenever he manages to scare off a creep he feels so good about himself! Also tell him you appreciate his protectiveness, he will tease you about it, but he still wants to hear it.

Back to the thought of cuddling. Ronin loves tracing along your skin. It gives him such a big sense of closeness. Will draw constellations with any freckles and/or moles on your back.

Also when he’s tired he says the most romantic stuff you will ever hear. Ronin will be half awake, messiest hair in history mumbling in your ear about how he’s gonna marry you one day.

Definitely a big fan of marriage in concept. Being tied to one person eternally. Totally up his alley. “Till death do us part”, the most romantic words you could say to him. Though, due to his whole ‘fuck all that is holy’ attitude, he’s not too fond of any godly marriage ceremonies.

Likes to put things on high shelves just to make you ask for his helps. And he thinks he’s SOOOO funny with it too. He pretends to not hear you unless you say some shit like “prettiest please with sprinkles on top.”

Big apologies for being MIA for like a week it’s HECTIC for me rn. But keep the requests coming I love hearing your thoughts ♥️

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no matter what your most embarrassing moment in life is, at least it’s not having fucking chat gpt write fanfic for you bc you’re too lazy to do it yourself

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I can’t be the only one who hears misaki when I see this on TikTok right?

Like every time I hear this persons voice I’m mentally flashbanged by Misaki!

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HAIII Ive been reading ur fics and im SOOO inlove with the way you write roninn , can you give us more content of himm ? ? ? The ideas depends on you

Sorry this has been sitting in my inbox since the beginning of time but I just had to think of a good idea! Thanks for the praises btw it means a lot to me that you like my writing ♥️

Nothing too long just an idea that’s forced it’s way to the forefront of my brain for a week!

Ronin X Reader: Urban Exploration

I can’t believe I didn’t think of this in my original dates hc post but it feels so obvious to me now! Ronin would love exploring creepy old abandoned buildings, especially with someone else! Contrary to popular urbex opinion he thinks the best places to explore are the ones that have been a little bit destroyed. He likes seeing all the broken glass and graffiti.

His favourite types of buildings are the big industrial ones you can find by following railway lines. He’s an absolute hooligan in these places, trusting his life on rusted metal that will crack at any moment.

So now with this in mind I think it’s safe to say that Ronin’s ideal date would be shitty cheap take out food, probably from a gas station or fast food place, then a car ride with blasting metal music and rolled down windows. After that you two would explore a new abandoned locations and get up to all sorts of mischief.

Mischief actually sums up Ronin’s ideal date now that I think of it.