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So I tried to take most of the vocals out and the beginning made me smile… It shows how much work really goes into some of these songs.
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When my mother forgets a word, she is the queen of coming up with new words. Words that would take a third National Treasure movie to fully decipher. I was talking to her yesterday, and she said this: “You know the time for los jibbities is coming up. You must be so excited!” Oh, is it time for los jibbities already? I must have missed it on my calendar. Are we celebrating something? “Of course! We should all be celebrating, shouldn’t we?” OK, so los jibbities is a happy thing. It’s not like something is giving you the heebie-jeebies, which would have been my one and only guess. “Los heebie-jeebies? Now you’re making things up...and this is my show.” You’re right. The time for los jibbities is coming up. Is this a season? “Yes, the season for love. The season for pride.” OK, los jibbities. “Yeah, sound it out.” Los…jibbities. LGBTs! “Sí, mira cuz you’re gay!” “You couldn’t just say pride season? You couldn’t just… *laughs*
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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
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remembering that octopus brains are donut shaped cause their esophagus goes thru the middle of their head and sometimes they die from brain damage from meal too big, and saying a long prayer before bed every night that if something like that happens to me i will be able to handle it gracefully
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i think we should all start using arabic words and phrases more often because its a beautiful language and also theres not really. english equivalents that have the same vibes
theres also the comedy potential of it. you guys dont know the joy of having your muslim friend text you "hopefully the racists in our city will all get sick and cant go to the protest" and you, as a pasty white guy, responding with "inshallah they get covid"
its a one hit KO every time. its fucking hilarious. theres no english word that has the same effect.
he also once texted me that he got over a mysterious illness he came down with (i think? i cant remember the exact context) and i responded with "subhanallah he is cured"
again, one hit KO. he lost his shit.
what im saying is we gotta normalise arabic. its just a language like any other, and it has some great words. its just like saying "thank god" or whatever, but theres so much variety and nuance. its beautiful
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"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
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been thinking about bi zuko a lot lately
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool
#came into a new job and there are some materials that were made using chatgpt#and i'm like 'yeah i don't think i'll use those. i'll make new ones :)'#all while red is bleeding into my vision#it's not hard to do your job#you're a teacher#you can make a lesson plan without having to use chatgpt
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I painted this 12 years ago but it is more relevant than ever today.
YOU ARE FREE
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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)
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