sammy|27|they/them|professional human disaster (icon by idiotsonice)
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wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar
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Knights and knights, and more knights... and sailor waddle dee :)
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"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"
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last week i was sitting at a red light and was getting honked at SOOOOOOO MUCH and looked up and this guy was slamming the horn and the girl in the passenger seat was like trying to pull his arms away from the horn. then i remembered i have this bumper sticker
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*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed
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western media is complicit in obscuring israeli war crimes
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“Harrow looked back at Gideon, and Gideon’s eyes, as they always did, startled her: their deep, chromatic amber, the startling hot gold of freshly-brewed tea. She winked.
Harrow said-
“I cannot do this.”
“You already did it,” said Gideon. “It’s done. You ate me and rebuilt me. We can’t go home again.””
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through autism and necromancy everything is possible
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finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club
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Idiots in class (both groups are failing)
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random first book package including beginning and finale
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