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pythonofficial · 14 hours
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I mean if you're chillin in your house and a Guy just materializes behind you there's a decent chance fight or flight is coming into effect.
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pythonofficial · 17 hours
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the text is in like northwest Arizona which is very close to Vegas.
My understanding of the united states as a pretty dumb european
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pythonofficial · 17 hours
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"Look at this video of a child disappointed at their expensive gift! Children are so spoiled these days!"
That's cool. So, why did their parents upload their small child being upset online? In a public video, shared to the entire video? Why did they even save the recording?
Like. The kid in that scenario could be saying the most entitled nonsense in the world, and if their parents post it online to be publicly shamed, I'd still support the kid 100%. Thinking your child's life is a toy to exploit freely for #content is "spoiled"; when faced with mommy vlogers, kids should be demanding three PS5s and a new Bugatti, and we should be applauding them for it
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pythonofficial · 17 hours
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a yuri scenario…..
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pythonofficial · 17 hours
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honestly you were close
except that it's washinton not washinton dc therer two of em.
My understanding of the united states as a pretty dumb european
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pythonofficial · 17 hours
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Oregon transplant
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@septicake itsss miku
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pythonofficial · 1 day
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h itgs me do u plan on ever drawing frog hands? just wandering if its on ur list of plans. haha
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pythonofficial · 1 day
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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.
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pythonofficial · 1 day
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when bunnies cry they get pet
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when bunnies cry they get pet
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pythonofficial · 2 days
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gf encouraged me to repost this again, I'm sorry
art about being a black trans man dealing with body image and periods.
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pythonofficial · 2 days
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helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury
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(original tweet)
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