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qualityquotesrus · 12 years
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We love Madara
"FUCK YOU WITH KISAMES SWORD"
"TOUCH HIM AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER"
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qualityquotesrus · 12 years
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Ninja Rule Book
"HOW TO NINJA: EVERYTHING MADARA DOES IS WRONG AND HE IS HEREBY WRITTEN OUT OF NARUTO SHIPPUDEN"
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qualityquotesrus · 12 years
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He knows literally everything
"kakashi is god okay"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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He should've gotten glasses
"I need to change my contacts man i feel like itachi"
"what, dead?"
"uh blind. but that works"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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The hardest riddle
"If an Itachi falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Konan's Ultimate Jutsu
"i always thought her jutsus were dumb like paper? really?"
"maybe if she gave you 84892893813 papercuts and then i dont know dropped you in a pool of lemon juice it would seem less pointless"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Her little sister was standing right there...
*Deidara eats the explosive clay*
"how did he fit all that into his mouth, i mean really"
"well, yknow. theres ten MEMBERS of the Akatsuki...."
"OMG"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Naked Men.
"naked man standing right behind him"
"sasuke is unamused by naked men. unless it's naruto"
"yes he would be very amused hmmhmhmm. by his small penis"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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It's srs.
"their faces are so close no suggestive thoughts"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Stahp.
"why sasuke why do you have to be like this accept naruto's love"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Or shitten
"my pants would be shat"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Basically yes
"forever pwn'd by his brother"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Our favorite.
"look who it is
it's the pedophile"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Clumsy ninjas
"They sure trip a lot for ninjas"
"I think the yugioh characters run better than them"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Table flipping
"It's loading so slowly right now. I'd flip a table but the one i'm sitting at is nailed to a wall"
"i'll handle that for you. boom, table flipped."
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Painful memories
"oh yes and another certain character has yet to die"
"imma get more oj and when i return we'll start the next episo- DONT BRING THAT UP GAWD"
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qualityquotesrus · 13 years
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Fact.
"But seriously i need to start doing my homework before we watch naruto"
"no. naruto is moar important"
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