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No end in sight, experts say

Hot Lonely Teen Just CANT Stop Eating Toast And Listening To Carly Rae Jepsen’s Emotion

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i have a Jurassic park remix in my head... damn it rappy. 

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as long as the crazy frog and pink stay in the 00′s, i’m good with anything.

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I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE

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My my my...

I actually made this a month or so ago for fun, figured I’d post it now for no reason

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This seems legit. Reasonable poofy horse lottery.

Winners will be chosen when this post has 100 notes!! Good luck! ^^

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Set sail for new shores. THE SHIP IS UNSINKABLE!!!

I absolutely loved last week’s episode. It was great to see and hear Braeburn again, and Troubleshoes was super cute. So, I just had to make something cute with these two. I feel Brae would be the pony to walk up to Troubleshoes and comfort him with his hospitality and care when he’s down.

Hope you all like!

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This just clicked for me. Twilight had parents. I forgot after the first episode.

Twilight Velvet be like: just gonna conceive two of the most powerful ponies around and they’ll both become royalty and have ties to Princes Celestia herself. No big deal.

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I think I broke Harry Potter

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is “did you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?“ or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.

However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they aren’t familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.

In other words, the wizards in Harry Potter’s world are so reliant on magic that it doesn’t occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, they’re so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.

Think about it, the wizarding world hasn’t changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know it’s a cliché to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help. 

Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks he’s better than muggles is because he’s able to kill them with impunity using magic, something he’s only able to do so easily because muggles don’t understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, he’s an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. That’s the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles don’t understand something, they figure it out.

And here’s the kicker, the only reason muggles don’t understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, it’d only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because that’s what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see what’s on the other side. We didn’t understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.

The wizarding world isn’t a realm of infinite possibilities, it’s a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. That’s why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.

Wow, I really shouldn’t think about this stuff when it’s like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.

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I dont remember a prison break in vice city.

Free art of your oc!

Does anyone have gta for the pc? My friend wicked needs help on the prison break heist because everyone he keeps doing it with sucks. It’s preferable that you’re not a low level. He needs two good pilots and a gunman who don’t need much money because he wicked needs it.

Whoever helps him and actually beats it with him will get a full body fully shaded picture of their pony

Just send me an ask and we can talk about it. Please and thank you!

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My fucking sides

What do you plan to do for Mother's Day, Shining?

“In Equestria, we don’t have Mother’s Day. We have Mare-ther’s Day. It’s exactly the same, only with a dumber name.”

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Konik stallion by Juliane Meyer.

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This is me trying in art class... Its dark as fuck in after thought...

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Time to sell the kidneys I've collected...

you can get a solid platinum statue of king dedede on shapeways for nearly 61,000 dollars