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Quantum-Dynamics
DateTime = 08/03/2017 00:00 Eastern Time
Quantum-Trumpodynamics
https://twitter.com/hashtag/trumpodynamics
newsweek article = http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-terrible-president-tweets-about-barack-obama-643818
ps: could thermodynamics be the "UlTiMate Physics theoRy"-of-life? https://www.quantamagazine.org/first-support-for-a-physics-theory-of-life-20170726/
“quantum-computing": convert the char in "trumpodynamics" to ascii dec values, sum them, total = 1535; [(1-5)(3-5)] = [42]!!
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Quantum-Soup for the Soul
DateTime = 07/07/2017 00:00 Eastern
Quantum-L-L-H:
Life, Liberty, Happiness (pursuit of) :: Health, Wealth, Knowledge/Wisdom (pursuit of)
Quantum-Economic-Theory of supply and demand:
[1] Demand follows Supply : DOE Sec. Perry - https://twitter.com/taykuy/status/882998814549921793 [2] Supply satisfies Demand (adjusts via a (market) pricing mechanism (*)): econ 101 - https://twitter.com/sallydraper100/status/883101765750706177 (reacting to [1]) * assumes rational behavior (**) of all (market) participants
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Quantum-“CoVFeFe”
DateTime = 06/01/2017 00:00 Eastern
https://twitter.com/hashtag/covfefe
(Q) “Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy! “
Answer = “let’s give them something to talk about, something to figure out” - https://youtu.be/mJ58TVYNFro
ps: best-meme-QT-award goes to: 27232626 (Cobalt + Vanadium + (Iron x 2) )
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Quantum 100-Days
DateTime: 05/01/2017 23:00 Eastern
a “100″ days, a “100″ miles = https://youtu.be/eVLzJsgpmdE
another “day” in paradise = https://youtu.be/Qt2mbGP6vFI
rush-”hour”-2 = https://youtu.be/K8X_kUL7PBY
25 “minutes” = https://youtu.be/GbBD47TF6Cw
7 “seconds” = https://youtu.be/wqCpjFMvz-k
Quantum-Trump Quiz: ------------------------------ his favorite movie = is it ( a ) Citizen Kane or ( b ) Mr. Smith goes to Washington - https://youtu.be/s6UbYHCkoZs or ( c ) both
his favorite song = is it ( a ) Is That All There Is, maybe/maybe-not - https://youtu.be/LCRZZC-DH7M or ( b ) Wall-E - Down to Earth - https://youtu.be/HzCUkkS_sME?t=1m45s or ( c ) both
his favorite food = is it ( a ) meatloaf (and fries with that) - “how about also listen to a “meatloaf”-song” - https://youtu.be/z2DuSO8QoBw or ( b ) or steaks (and fries with that too) or ( c ) both
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/09/us/politics/donald-trump-diet.html "... as president, his cabinet would probably be staffed by Colonel Sanders, the Hamburglar and the Taco Bell Chihuahua."
Further Evidence of Quantum-Trump-ism: ----------------------------------------------------------
as revealed by his Mar-a-Lago Butler Tony: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/politics/donald-trump-butler-mar-a-lago.html
a trumpism - "Tony, to retire is to expire" ; [ like ... i think therefore i think i am, i think ] "how he likes his steak (“It would rock on the plate, it was so well done”)" "if the cap was white, the staff noticed, the boss was in a good mood. If it was red, it was best to stay away." "“Who cares?” Mr. Trump would respond with a laugh." "You’re a Hispanic and you’re in here trimming the trees and everything, and a guy walks up and hands you a hundred dollars" "he also added of the foreigners: “They’re so good. They are so professional." "Melania Trump, whom Mr. Senecal described as exceptionally compassionate" “Mr. Trump was right on into it. It was so great. He was clapping.”
and finally, from inside mar-a-lago: a quantum-"do-not-place-sign"-on-the-"do-not-place-anything-on-this-grand-piano" !! http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2016/03/15/us/politics/a-look-inside-mar-a-lago/s/16butler-ss-slide-NY07.html
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The Quantum-Presidency
DateTime: 03/20/2017 22:00 Eastern ; 04/04/2017
from the archives (in the context of the one year anniversary of the QT-Conjecture), a classic Quantum-Trump MSNBC town-hall interview in early 2016, when candidate Trump was in the midst of the republican primary campaign: https://youtu.be/IKTFm0pm36A?t=40m
Quantum Healthcare:
health is wealth; but wealth is required to pay-for “unhealth/disease”-care
2012 = Obama-care(s) ; 2016 = Obama-don’t-care (”am leaving presidency”)!!
shouldn’t it be “replace and make sure it works first” before “repeal”??
“access (to healthcare) doesn’t mean a damn thing” - by Bernie to Cruz - https://youtu.be/NRm6tQadqeE
“sell insurance across state-lines equals more competition” = no evidence it works or even makes any sense
the only way to meaningfully decrease costs over time while providing “fantastic care” = “IBM Watson”, automate disease-care/diagnosis/surgery/drugs/medical-research etc using AI ; like the AutoDoc AI surgeon = https://youtu.be/ALRun9Y8DDk
the more interesting quantum-questions = would you be okay with an AI surgeon operating on you? with no human surgeon’s supervision or ability to intervene whatsoever? but what if the AI surgeon has a proven higher probability (by orders of magnitude) of success/not-screwing-up compared to a human surgeon? and finally, what are the human surgeons going to be doing if no one opts for their services any more?
Quantum Fool Day: (April 1st)
( a ) He who knows-not, knows-not that he knows-not
He who knows-not, knows that he knows-not
He who knows, knows-not that he knows
He who knows, knows that he knows
He who is all of the above is a truly quantum-being!!
( b ) Fool me once, you can’t fool me again (classic Bush-ism) - https://youtu.be/cFCH5MxZ-qM
( c ) tell me lies - https://youtu.be/rcjpags7JT8
( d ) everything is awesome - https://youtu.be/9cQgQIMlwWw
[ to be continued ... ]
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The Quantum-Trump Victory
DateTime: 11/09/2016 (19:30 Eastern) ; 11/20/2016
the media / pundits / pollsters have opined/whined that “nobody predicted / could have predicted the Trump win in the Republican primary, and then winning the Presidency”!!
oh yes, this quantum-trump blog got close (but in a quantum-kind-of-way, leaving ample room for quantum-errors!!) via the “Quantum-Trump Conjecture” blog below (theorized about 9 months ago).
with 20/20 hindsight, the reasons for Mr. Trump’s remarkable, stunning and historic victory in the general election can be discerned/comprehended in the context of these three youtube clips:
( a ) “the times, they are a-changing”
( b ) “things are changing fast.. we live in a world of change.. the quality of life is becoming more and more important”
( c ) “wind of change” - the scorpions
finally, a “quantum-prediction” from Mr. Yogi Berra:
[1] “The future ain't what it used to be”
[2] “it is tough to make predictions, especially about the future, which ain’t what it used to be”
Twitter #Tags: #quantum-victory #quantum-prediction #quantum-trump-conjecture #quantum-trump
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The Quantum-Trump Conjecture
DateTime: 03/15/2016 (22:00 Eastern)
Quantum-Trump-Glossary-Of-Quantum-Terms (not used in conjecture): -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Trump hairstyle = string theory
Trump energetic-outbursts = quanta (sends the topic to “degenerate”-levels!!)
Trump wall on Mexico border = won't prevent "quantum tunneling"
Trump war-of-words in the debates = quantum entanglement (with opponents)?
Trump presidency = uncertainty principle
Trump campaign speeches = quantum (in)coherence !!
Trump winning-the-nomination-strategy = quantum polarization
His math/computation (for policy issues) = uses quantum-bits (qubits)
He seeks = “quantum-happiness”!! - https://youtu.be/l5b-hcwrs-I?t=2m18s
sponsor's message: this "voluminous" blog-post below is brought to you exclusively by - the "Generic Shampoo Company" : hair-care par excellence!!
Preface: Quantum Zeno Effect states that “an unstable particle, if observed continuously, will never decay” !!
The "Quantum-Trump Conjecture"
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... as far away from the Standard Model of a Presidential candidate, as theoretically probable in the history of the multiverse!!
Author: Mr. "Neutrino" (the messenger-particle with no mass, no charge, no certainty about anything except the highly probable "quantum-ness" of Mr. Trump)
Classified: Yes, definitely!! Maybe. Maybe Not. Darn it, let it be copyfree!!
Classification Status: "quantum (in)coherence"
Conjecture has been submitted for: The Noble Prize for Theoretical "Psychics", 2016 !!
Twitter #Tags: #quantum-trump-conjecture, #quantum-trump, #quantum-humor
Disclaimer: a very long read, no math/formulae whatsoever, only pure "quantum-humor"!!
[Section Alpha]
Permit me to assume the following = that the discrete quantum-state values of 0 and 1 represent extreme left wing democratic and extreme right wing republican positions, respectively ... Hence, the position of any voter and also any candidate running for president, can be found on the line-segment, the continuum connecting 0 and 1 (on the base-10 number-line) ... Thus implying that 0.5 would represent a perfect centrist (and also the i-do-not-affiliate-with-either-party voter). Agreed?
My Quantum-Trump model would NOT be the perfect superimposition/combination of 0 and 1 states to create an equilibrium state with a value of 0.5!! (a centrist he is not, that's certain with a probability of 1.0); but rather this (and you have to take a giant leap of faith to comprehend this [but also be warned that "anyone who claims to understand this really does NOT understand this" - Richard P. Feynman] !!):
The Quantum-Trump Conjecture states that: Trump exists at the EXACT positions of both 0.0 and 1.0 at the EXACT same time, with a velocity value (currently) of EXACTLY 0.0 m/sec {*}
{*} this is consistent with the tenets of quantum mechanics
WHAT??? How is that even feasible/possible? THAT is insane, complete NUTS/"BIZZARRO"!!
sort-off, but "Stay Calm and Read on..." (the next section is sponsored by those "stay calm" mugs !! - just stay calm and search the internet and you will find them listed for a ridiculously high (your initial feelings) but affordable (once you see un-real "quantum-value" in them) price)!!
[Section Beta]
The genius of the man revealed:
Mr.Trump can accomplish this is because he has a unique psychological trait (are you ready for this?) = "Quantum Dual Polar Personality Syndrome" (QDPPS) !!
yes, there ARE indeed two Trumps inside the man's brain = a Trump-0 and a Trump-1 ... they coexist (sort-of) inside the man's cranium!! it is beyond ironic that the discrete extremes of 0 and 1 (synonymous with seeing only "black or white on all issues") coexist in his brain's "gray-matter"!!
Everything makes perfect sense, everything falls into place nicely once you accept the conjecture - his craziness, his stand on issues, his campaign strategy etc etc, the younger Trump (say in 1999) was indeed Trump-0 speaking then!! it's true/untrue, it's uncanny but it's real/unreal at the very same time (unreal to all external observers of the quantum states), moreover the videos of him prove it beyond any iota of doubt!!
Link = https://youtu.be/dc9es0EKNq0?t=10s ("i think therefore i am, i think!!)
BUT here's the strangest thing - Trump himself does not know this!! (the quantum theory commandment in a way states that "thy cannot fully know thyself"!!)
But it is also possible that Trump-0 (the democrat) accepts that Trump-1 (the republican) exists and has made peace with this truth; whereas Trump-1 lives in a extreme state of denial/complete ignorance of Trump-0's existence!! (remember that we are still in the primary season now, so Trump-1 is dominant!!)
Trump-0 occasionally emerges, the charismatic and fun-loving guy - "hey, i'm a really nice guy, i like all people, everyone loves me"!!
Link = http://youtu.be/PkLzSLkYnGc
; in the campaign speeches, Trump-1's angry outburst is heard - "I hate _______(fill in the blanks)_________" (##few_expletives_for_emphasis##) !!
The only people who know this "truth" (till now!!) are his advisors, and they have absolutely no clue how to deal with what the future may hold for him/them (if he wins the nomination).
[Section Gamma]
Trump-1 is dominant right now since his advisers/market researchers have told him that you can win the republican nomination by positioning yourself at the position 1.0 = extreme right-wing republican-ism (even at 1.1 if that was theoretically possible, but exactly at 1.0 is the very best you can do, so just go there and sit tight!!). Mr. Cruz, the "primary"-contender (all the other contenders are just "clueless" about this strategy) can also try to also be at 1.0 but he really can't, since you got there first, and Cruz really wants to walk his way back slowly back towards the center after winning the nomination (not all the way back but maybe back to say 0.72), so 0.90 is the most he is willing to go to the right (minus 0.20 is a long, hard, time-consuming, soul-draining walk-back; he moreover needs all the evangelical vote he can get - which doesn't exist at the extremes). But its not going to be enough!! If you weren't around, he'd be dancing between 0.8 and 0.85, occasionally jumping to 0.9 but hopping right back, and it would be a total cake-walk to the nomination for him ( then slowly moving to say 0.72 for the general election). But since you occupy 1.0, he has to try other strategies/tactics to unseat you, to win the nomination (it is not working thus far). And it will NOT work - since you rock, Mr. Trump!! just forget about Mr. Cruz altogether and your nomination is just a matter of the time-dimension (and counting up your delegates = simple "mathe-matrix"!!)
[Section Delta]
But here's the problem - once you (Trump-1) win the nomination, we need you to take a vacation and go into deep cryogenic-stasis or in simpler words, into cerebral-hibernation (till you are "resurrected", as and when required - we may need to call upon your occasional outbursts!!). It will be Trump-0's turn to shine in the limelight of the presidential campaign against the other side(s) ( we-don't-care-who-that-will-be ), since Trump-0 (the affable, cheerful, uber-democrat, surprise, surprise!!) will be totally unbeatable in the general election!! He would get all the republican votes he can gather up, and he would also get the votes of all those Hillary/Bernie haters (depending on who gets the nomination on the Dem side) amongst the democrats. Absolutely priceless "strategery {B}"!!
{B} using a "Bush-ism" implying as former President Bush 43 likes to characterize it!! Link = http://youtu.be/ptAoJedxFzU
Can we command you (Trump-1) to do so (go into hibernation) at that time - OR - May we request you (Trump-1) to consider our earnest request to do so, at that time? If not/if you refuse, i guess we are all doomed; there is not a chance in hell (or heaven) that you Trump-1 (and we, your advisers) will be the next President of the greatest country on the planet. And furthermore, our great plan will lie in utter ruin. sob. sob. sob++ ...... (inconsolable sobbing/acting)
In Quantum-Trump, we trust. In "rusty-ted", we absolutely don't!!
Bon Voyage (to your next campaign speech), and good luck making America Great/Polarized Again!!
Twitter #Tags: #quantum-trump-conjecture #quantum-trump #quantum-humor
{ ... quantum-humor and some Q&A below ... }
[Section - Zeta]
Ask Quantum-Trump.com Anything QnA [AQTAQNA] -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Top 5 Questions: ---------------------
1. The 64,000 dollar question that everybody has: Can Mr. Trump (which one?) win the nomination? Can he "trump" the Democratic nominee to become President Trump?
A. Trump-1 = yes and no Trump-0 = no and yes Note: If the word "Can" were to be replaced by "Will" in that question, the laws of quantum physics prevent us from any having knowledge of the future (the "entropy always increases/arrow of time" principle), and hence the answer would be _____?_____.
2. Did Mr. Trump (which one?) really say "there are two of me", before saying "no, there is only one of me"? A. Emphatically YES (scroll down for videos). Trump-0 likely emerged "out of the blue" (cryogenic agent = liquid oxygen is actually blue in color!!) to candidly answer the reporter's question in the affirmative ("yes, there are two of us in here"), and then just 11 minutes later, Trump-1 reasserted himself forcefully on the same topic to vehemently deny any such two-trumps-theory nonsense ("I am the only one").
a news-flash on this topic is just coming in: aides reveal that he resisted the urge to break out into a song during that tense reply - here are the relevant lyrics to that 1996 song by Backstreet Boys named "Everbody": " Am I original? Yeah Am I the only one? Yeah Am I sexual? Yeah Am I everything you need? You better rock your body now.
Everybody... "!!
Link = http://youtu.be/6M6samPEMpM
3. How will Mr. Trump (which one? Trump-1, of course) travel from Position 1.0 to 0.0, during the general election? A. simple, using "Quantum-Tunneling" - since it allows for instantaneous teleportation between the extreme positions.
4. Why is Mr. Trump (which one?) obsessed with/proud of his manhood? (makes absolutely no sense to bring it up, you would think!!) A. the clue lies in "the Declaration of Independence" !! (L1) and (V1); and a profound insight into one of your "unalienable rights" is in (V2) below.
Links: (L1) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life,_Liberty_and_the_pursuit_of_Happiness (V1) https://youtu.be/l5b-hcwrs-I?t=2m18s (V2) https://youtu.be/l5b-hcwrs-I?t=2m
5. is the Trump (which one?) presidency going to be a disaster?
A. most likely not since Mr. Trump (both) is a patriot... and Congress will reign him back, if required. But again, in quantum mechanics, no prediction can be made with any certainty... we will only know when the wave functions collapse and reality reveals itself!! And most importantly, it depends on .... http://youtu.be/j4XT-l-_3y0 !!
Twitter #Tags: #quantum-trump-conjecture #quantum-trump #quantum-humor
And Finally ....
... the best Quantum-Effect of them all:
Mr. Trump is the perfect example of the “Quantum Zeno” effect (also known as the Turing paradox) = “an unstable particle, if observed continuously will never decay!!”
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_Zeno_effect
Twitter #Tags: #quantum-trump-conjecture #quantum-trump #quantum-humor
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Quantum-Quotes pertaining to the Quantum-Trump Conjecture
the Quantum-Trump Conjecture … will be posted @ 22:00 EST …
in support of it, a few Quantum-Trump-Quotes:
* Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory / Mr. Trump cannot possibly have understood it / him. Niels Bohr. * If you are not completely confused by quantum mechanics / Mr. Trump, you do not understand it / him. John Wheeler. * If quantum theory / Mr. Trump is correct, it signifies the end of physics as a science / the end of the world as we know it or maybe not !!. Albert Einstein. * I do not like quantum-mechanics / Mr. Trump, and I am sorry I ever had anything to do with it / him. Erwin Schrödinger. * Quantum mechanics / Mr. Trump makes absolutely no sense. Roger Penrose. * It is safe to say that nobody understands quantum mechanics / Mr. Trump. Richard Feynman.
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Quantum-Trump Conjecture
... coming soon on 03/15/2016 @ 22:00 EST ...
the Quantum-Trump Conjecture will describe in detail the essence of this webpage = Quantum-Theory as pertaining to Mr. Trump.
it will be “as far away from the Standard Model of a Presidential Candidate, as theoretically probable in the history of the multiverse”!!
category of posting: Quantum-Humor
twitter #tags: #quantum-trump-conjecture #quantum-trump #quantum-humor
so stay tuned ... it will be interesting, or perhaps not !!
95% confidence interval of posting time = 22:00 Eastern +/- 3 min 14 sec
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http://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/03/12/donald-trump-rallies-violence-protests-mashup-lv.cnn/video/playlists/protests-at-trump-rallies/
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http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/trump-in-1999-i-am-very-pro-choice-480297539914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGrSYWAkxg
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