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Me: "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I got distracted during Mass."

Priest: "Ok. Were you on your phone or having conversations with your neighbors?"

Me: "no..."

Priest: "How did you get distracted then?"

Me: "uhhh..."

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Archbishop frollo and the Diocese of Paris starting a Catholic heavy metal band with the help of Phoebus

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@hiraethstar

My country the USA is trying to pass a similar thing but keeps getting rejected

sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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*Frollo trying to nap*

*Aupetit, Ulrich and Quasi hiding behind couch*

Quasi: a wema way a wema way a wema way a wema way...

Frollo: *curling in on himself, flipping them off* no...

Aupetit: in the jungle...

Frollo: nO

Ulrich: the mighty jungle...

Frollo: *pillow over face* NO

Quasi, Aupetit and Ulrich: *jumping up from behind couch, jazz hands* THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHTTTT!!!

Frollo: *smacking all of them with pillow* IM SO TIRED

For @twolionss

It's been a while since I written an incorrect quote

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Why isn’t the pope responding to my carrier pigeons

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My brain for no reason most of the day:

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Pierre Gringoire probably thought all those weird conversations with his former teacher he'd been having lately were Frollo trying to secretly test how well he remembers what Frollo taught him lmao

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Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.

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As annoying as the "autism is when you really like vocaloid, yippee!" cutesy-ification of autism over social media is, I don't think it will ever be as harmful to autistic people as the people who use faker accusations to pressure undiagnosed or self-diagnosed autistic people into getting a formal diagnosis in the current political climate.

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tumblr university ❌ archdiocese of tumblr ✅

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"This is a Conclave, Aldo. It's not a war." "It is a war! And you have to commit to a side!"

Conclave (2024) dir. Edward Berger Happy first day of the Conclave!

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and so it begins...

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it's a party now

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me and the moots I guess

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