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I need everyone to know. This still haunts us daily. We're in our 20s now and live together.

Yes we still talk about it.

[queandrue]

Dr. B’s Masterlist

Kylo Ren:

Chapter Fics:

Dream a Little Dream of Me - Kylo Ren x Negotiator!Reader* [Ongoing]

My Foolish Heart - Kylo Ren x Negotiator!Reader (sort DALDOM companion piece)

Imagines:

Arranged Marriage AU - SL Kylo Ren x Princess!Reader

Supreme Leader Kylo meeting you for the first time/choosing you to be his spouse 

Kylo being possessive with SO*

How Kylo shows affection to his princess 

Taking a nap on Kylo’s lap while you both sit on his throne

Modern Kylo AU

Mobster Kylo coming after you when you try to leave him

Lawyer!Reader getting shot while working for Kylo

Mobster Kylo convinces you to work for him full time

NSFW Prompts:

Giving Kylo Ren a blowjob* - Prompt: “Filthy”

Kylo teaching you a lesson in front of the Knights* 

Kylo worshiping your body*

Kylo spanking you for disobeying him*

Bratty reader talking back to Dom Kylo*

SL Kylo Ren fucking you for criticizing him*

SL Kylo Ren edging you on his throne*

Angst:

SL Kylo Ren coming home from battle - Prompt: “Silent Fury”

Being Kylo’s fuck buddy but wanting more*

Kylo Ren doing anything to keep you safe

Wanting Kylo to stay after he fucks you*

Kylo not knowing how to communicate his feelings*

Fluff/Genearl:

Kylo Ren being really good at doing his hair headcanons

Kissing Kylo when he comes back from a long mission

Kylo being as soft as he can be with a long term SO

Kylo’s mundane/human habits headcanons 

Watching Kylo Ren sleep and realizing you’re in love with him

Clyde Logan:

One Shots:

Goldilocks- Established Relationship, F!Reader x Clyde Logan

Hot Apple Cider- First Kiss, F!Reader x Clyde Logan

Charlie Barber:

One Shots:

Happy Hunting- Dark!Fic, Serial Killer!Charlie x Reader

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Master List

AO3

Rules

*=nsfw

Obey Me

Oneshots

*Ache for Me-(Solomon/Asmo)

Getaway-(Solomon/Asmo)

More than Friends?-(Solomon/Asmo)

Poking the Bull- (Solomon/Asmo)

*Remember the Moment-(Solomon/Asmo)

Words Unspoken Out in the Open-(Solomon/Asmo)

Chapter fics

Craving Affection-(Solomon/Asmo)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

*Chapter 3

We’re Blooming Together-(Solomon/Asmo)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Que & Rue Masterlist

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27051028/chapters/66044149

Oops. My.... My hand slipped.....

Baby Asmo was absolutely in LOVE with Solomon and always cried when big brother had to take him home because he wanted his boyfriend to come too. Of course baby Solomon was confused but Asmo never really let it go and even asked Sol if they could play house or get married. Maybe Sol wasn't really out about liking guys at the time and even when Asmo "moved on" to dating other people, he still had a tiny thing for Solomon but it was more of a "He's my straight boy crush. It's never going to happen. He only wants to be friends." Until one day he starts getting little notes from a secret admirer leaving little gifts and notes and one day they finally ask him to meet and surprise guess who! Irony is that Asmo gushed to Sol about his secret admirer. And then they go from kindergarten playground boyfriends to real boyfriends.

i don't even have anything 2 say i just wanna read this fanfic

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THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN SCHOOL STARTERS

Disclaimer: Feel free to change any of these in order to suit your needs if you need to!

❝ Whatever, just no one feed that fucking thing after midnight. ❞

❝ You’re right, I would never hurt a fly. Because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim. ❞

❝ You bitches better watch the way you’re talking, because I’ve got NOOOOOO problem fucking your dads and breaking up your family. ❞

❝ I feel indifferent towards you. ❞

❝ God, I wanna fucking murder you. ❞

❝ Are you suggesting a-… how do you say… ménage à trois? ❞

❝ Please, keep going. I am loving this. You are so presh! ❞

❝ I asked you first. ❞

❝ I asked you second. ❞

❝ Have fun smelling my poops, bitches! ❞

❝ Is this going to take long? ‘Cuz I wanna finish telling you how much a bitch you are, but I got things to do today. ❞

❝ Um, lemme get some tater tots. Oh, and also a slice of pepperoni pizza, and also a basket of jalapeno poppers, and some chicken nuggets, a ketchup boat, three potato pancakes, a creamsicle, two quesadillas, a bread loaf, a side of Ranch, some Pixie Stix, taco salad, order of ribs… Aaaaaaaannndddd…. a diet coke. No, strawberry shake. No, diet coke… No. 𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏. ❞ 

❝ I can’t think of a better person to get fat than you. ❞

❝ I would apologize, but I really don’t give a fuck. ❞

❝ You say potato, I say blow me. ❞

❝ Can I go eat now? ❞

❝ You’re the handjob girl, right? ❞

❝ ♪ It’s raining food, hallelujah, it’s raining food… ♪ ❞

❝ The answer to a question I never asked. ❞

❝ Would you like to see my breasts? ❞

❝ I will tell the whole school you eat dick burritos. ❞

❝ Is that crack? Is that what you smoke? You smoke crack? ❞ 

❝ Who the fuck let you in here? ❞

❝ The only true happiness comes in death. ❞

❝ I had my arms ripped off. ❞

❝ Goddammit Mom, did you really drag me out school just to find out that you’re a fatass? ❞

❝ You’re my rock. ❞

❝ And you’re my roll. ❞

❝ Your face is unfortunate, you sour-mouthed-slut. How do you even suck a dick through that mouth? With a straw? ❞

❝ Okay, if I wasn’t confused before I sure as FUCK am now. ❞

❝ I guess that makes me a fucking nun then. ❞

❝ Yep. I’m gay. ❞

❝ You were supposed to be watching the door! ❞

❝ C'mon man, I’m a pervert, not a fucking monster. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ! Is that a fucking gremlin? ❞

❝ Earlier, before I got here, I killed four men. ❞

*𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵* ❝ It’s aboot time.❞ 

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/26454487/chapters/64458088

Asmodeus keeps trying to get his sorcerer's attention, but every time what he craves most is in his grasp it slips through his fingers.

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Night in the Woods - sentence starters

1. “Well, this is great. I mean, I didn’t expect a party or anything, but I figured someone would be here.” 

2. “Do you think we’d still be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town?” 

3. “Not bad, considering I don’t know this song.” 

4. “Here’s my hangover cure: not drinking the night before.” 

5. “The family that tacos together rockos together.” 

6. “I’m going to pretend I don’t know you until you’re done, okay?” 

7. “Uh, welcome to our apartment. I could have been in my underwear.” 

8. “Hey dude, don’t wear pants on my account.” 

9. “Mall food court dinner. Oh, what a feeling.” 

10. “Not knowing how something worked used to feel like… magic. Now not knowing means that it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it.” 

11. “I’m not gonna lie, that was pretty magical.” 

12. “Eff the cops!” 

13. “Oh my god. That was dangerous! I could have died! That was amazing!” 

14. “I was so cute then. We were all so cute then. Cuties, the lot of us.” 

15. “My mouth tastes weird this morning. Like a tire.” 

16. “You’re going to burn this place down for me.” 

17. “Did you want to check out the graveyard?” 

18. “Know any ghost stories?” 

19. “This is hopeless. Wheel me out to the curb for garbage day.” 

20. “I got hit in the teeth with a frisby once. Full speed.” 

21. “Why am I the one who has to be the responsible one?”

22. “Look at these woods. This is, like, the perfect place to dump a body.” 

23. “My mouth tastes like broken dreams.” 

24. “Kids are like sheep. Real dumb.” 

25. “I can’t stay. We can’t stay.” 

26. “I love both of you. Obviously in different ways.” 

27. “There’s someone standing behind us in the trees.” 

28. “All the things you’re afraid of are boring.” 

29. “I sure hope nobody saw that. We’re gonna get sued.” 

30. “Is there some bug going around that makes people talk like fortune cookies?” 

31. “Are you… pregnant?” 

32. “I’m not pregnant! I was not in a situation where pregnancy happens!” 

33. “You came back to life!” 

34. “I feel woozy.” 

35. “If it’s not him, we’ll turn off the light, and I guess hide here until we die.” 

36. “We’re not murderers! Like, if we’d had a choice, we wouldn’t have done it.”

37. “No no no! They’re all still alive down there!” 

38. “Well, tonight was a complete bust.” 

39. “You up for one more big crime?” 

40. “This thing is gonna really freak some kids out.” 

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Sad OTP Starters

“It’s alright. I’m right here.”

“Why did you choose me?” “You know very well why, [ NAME ].”

“I’m a monster.” “No, you’re not.”

“You deserve so much better than me.” “Stop lying.”

“Why are you being like this?”

“Please hold me.”

“I can’t take this anymore.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“I’m begging you, please don’t lock yourself in your room.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“Give me one single fucking reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“Can’t you tell (s)he’s broken?”

“You’d better put that knife down.”

“Don’t listen to them.”

“Just leave.”

“I don’t need you.”

“Get away from her/him/them before I break every bone in your body.”

“No, wait!”

“Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should I listen to you?”

—

Funny OTP Starters

“Why the fuck is there a cat in my bed?”

“Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” “No.”

“I found out that your so-called composition notebook is really an Ipad and that you were using a cover to trick everyone at school. By the way, the principal wants to see you.”

“There’s a lot of hair in the toaster should I be concerned?”

“YOU WATCHED ALL THE DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT ME?”

“YOU WATCHED HARRY POTTER WITHOUT ME?”

“Why is there a dog following you around?”

“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY COOKIES?”

“Oh my god did we actually do it?”

“I found hair in my food. Guess who’s.” “Your imaginary partner’s?”

“We’re gonna binge-watch ALL the Musicals on your birthday and you can’t stop me.” “My plane ticket says otherwise.”

“Your mother keeps on making me sweaters and dude I’m sorry I love her but these are making me ITCH.”

“This little girl/boy keeps staring at me at the restaurant we’re at while chewing food and it’s making me really uncomfortable so I’m gonna stare back.” “Wow.”

“This girl/boy keeps staring at me during classes and they’re making me feel really uncomfortable please help me.”

—

Cute OTP Starters

“Okay so it’s storming and I’m really scared of storms…can we possibly cuddle?…”

“You’re my medicine.”

“I found this really cute meme and it reminded me of you.”

“I can’t help but giggle when you kiss my neck.” “You also squeak.”

“Oh my god you have such an adorable sneeze?”

“I always catch you leaving small notes on my locker/desk. Your handwriting is so pretty and your messages are so sweet.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you don’t mind kisses and cuddles as your gift.”

“How the hell did you get sick so quickly?” “I’m sorry.” “No don’t apologize! I’m here to take care of you.”

“WAIT why is there cake batter everywhere? Are you trying to bake a cake?” “It was supposed to be your favorite…”

“I love you but PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON ME…”

“I can’t help but think of you. When I do it’s always at school, during classes. It distracts me.”

“You’re always leaving sticky notes with written clues all around the house on my birthday and our anniversary which always ends up with us going to some theme park or restaurant…and I love it.”

“We were in the middle of watching a Disney movie but you fell asleep, so I paused the movie and fell asleep with you just in case you wanted to continue watching when we both woke up.”

“I know you’re a geek for a lot of movies, video games, and musicals, so I bought you a lot of merchandise!”

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Beauty and the Beast Season Two Ep. 12-22 Sentence starters

A dungeon? In Manhattan? People close to me, they get hurt. Act sad, you’re at a funeral. I’m sorry I’m late… I overslept. It’s one thing to be Jekyll when everyone wants Mr. Hyde. I hope you weren’t too hard on the guy. He’s got issues. You’ll let me loose if you don’t want anyone else to die. You’re in transition from ordinary to extraordinary. It was just break-up sex, that’s a thing. Don’t make this a gender thing! Great… Hacked into Homeland Security again, didn’t we? It feels like the past and that’s what I’m scared of. I’m not some damsel in distress, I don’t need a knight in shining armor! The only thing I’m sorry about is that things didn’t work out between us. You didn’t leave this time. DNA? No – I’m afraid of needles. I have a very serious phobia – I can’t. I’ll be out on good behaviour. I never realized how many windows you really have. This is really getting above and beyond the call of duty. Do we keep running away for each other, or do we stand up and fight for us? I’m sorry for hitting you in the face with a chair. We’ll never find (…) if we don’t get caught first. Someone out there really doesn’t like you very much. I’m already in trouble. I’m in love with a fugitive. Can you at least keep your voice down? I’ll take justice anyway I can get it. I know what it’s like to keep a secret, how that it can weigh you down and isolate you. Try not to overreact to what you’re about to see. You can’t just leave the city, you’ll get bored! I might not have beast sense, but I’ve got common sense. The guy’s a real creep, huh? Blend in, alright? We don’t want to risk getting exposed. I don’t know if I can trust air that doesn’t smell. I guess what happens in (…) stays in (…). What? I’m not allowed to root for the Yankees? Less Robin, more Batman. Do you know a better way to dispose of a body? Sorry to bother. This is completely out of curiosity, but did you have (…) killed? Maybe suburbia isn’t as beautiful as it looks. You can take the girl out of the city, but you can’t take the city out of the girl. Turning yourself in is your only option. Listen, I thought you were a reporter, not a sci-fi writer. No, I don’t want you alone with him. It’s only bothering me because I know it’s going to bother you. Wait, do you two roleplay? How am I supposed to enjoy picking out a stripper while you’re out? If I say I did it to protect you one more time, you’re going to scream, right? I can’t believe you let him kiss you. You know I was joking before, but I swear I’m going to kill him. (…)! It’s your turn to pin the macho! It’s not what you think it looks like – I actually don’t know what this looks like! There was a time I really had feeling for you. Alastair? Really? That’s such a stupid name. Desperate women do desperate things. You have nothing to worry about because there’s no one after me anymore. The bastard ripped her heart out! He wants you to go after him – kill or be killed! Beasts only get worse. What are you waiting for? Are you afraid of me? I had him, I just slipped. This is not just happening to you, this is also happening to me. One way or the other, this ends tonight. If you do this by yourself, everything is lost. Come out, come out, wherever you are. Remind me never to piss you off. I don’t want to think about the past or worry about the future. I want to be with you here, right now.

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80s Songs Sentence Starters

“Listen to your heart, before you let him go.”

“Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.”

“When you gonna live your life right?”

“Girls just wanna have fun.”

“I thought I told you to leave me.”

“Tell me, how does it feel when your heart grows cold?”

“We belong together.”

“Just as long here in your arms, I could be in no better place.”

“I hang on every word you say.”

“You’re simply the best.”

“I’m never gonna give you up.”

“Life is hard, you know.”

“Who’s gonna drive you home tonight?”

“I’m just tired and bored with myself.”

“Say what you want, but don’t play games.”

“Forever’s gonna start tonight.”

“I wanna dance with somebody!”

“I can’t live with or without you.”

“Don’t forget, it’s me who put you where you are now.”

“I still love you.”

“Don’t you want me?”

“I hear you call my name and it feels like home.”

“I love you though you hurt me so.”

“I need you tonight.”

“I keep looking for something I can’t get.”

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BuzzFeed Unsolved - Supernatural: Season 3 quotes pt. 3

“It’s pretty much an island of people vanishing without a trace.”

“They went ‘poof.’“

“Yeah I guess you could say it that way.”

“Yeah, we heard about this in grade school.”

“You learned about this in grade school?”

“It’s such a pain in the ass to go back to England all the time.”

“Could you imagine if you went out on a voyage you realize, ‘fuck forgot food. Well looks like a hop back in the boat, see you in three years.’”

“If they had the foresight to write that clue, why not leave more clues?”

“They didn’t have like a fridge that they could put a little magnet and a note on.”

“Did they have quills?”

“They obviously had a tree and a fence post they could carve into. Why not carve a little map?”

“Oh you’re saying that they faked starvation?”

“I think we’re done here.”

“There’s no evidence this ever went down.”

“I don’t know anything about cartography.”

“I think if you told me to make a map of Hollywood now, I would have a hard time doing it.”

“I knew you would like a Nick Cage reference.”

“I know how light works.”

“It’s so dope.”

“Once you get through the stuff that makes sense, you tend to land on aliens.”

“Mass abduction! Maybe they all lined up in a row and just got in the tractor beam one at a time.”

“Where we goin’, big guy?”

“Incredible floral display out here.”

“It’s kinda sinister that there maybe something lurks beneath.”

“[lauhgs] That’s poetic.”

“It would be foolish to come all the way to London and not investigate a pub.”

“I’m not scared of this landlady…. Yet.”

“You almost startled me with your realistic gunfire noises.”

“Do you know that it was extremely dangerous, and you could have probably killed somebody inside this bar.”

“Were you expecting to hear on this tape like a ‘well see here’s the thing…’?”

“Hey, c’mon, speak up. Do ghost-y stuff!”

“It’s hard for ghosts to take a cold one.”

“I assume most prisons in the 1800s weren’t four-stars.”

“We should go get more gin.”

“These stairs are a little wonky.”

“I think you’re just drunk.”

“Is Santa Claus here maybe?”

“We’re going to the most haunted part of the building.”

“I feel like my bravery is going to stop at this point.”

“Trouble with that door there?”

“Shut up.”

“Oh wait. This is the wrong room.”

“Get your big-ass legs in there.”

“Here I am. Sort of defeats the point ‘cause I can’t really see anything.”

“If there’s a spirit here, maybe someone who wants to come out and play, I’ll give you three minutes and you can ‘chat me up’ as you like to say in this country.”

“Ghosts, ghosts. Make it stink.”

“Alright gouhlie gouhls, let’s do something fun.”

“This has been a huge waste of time.”

“I think I’m gonna keep telling myself these weren’t real jail cells. Who knows, they might have been.”

“Before you go, on a scale of 1-10, 10 being about to shit your pants and 1 being ‘I got this bro.’ Where you at?”

“Okay I really don’t like this.”

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uncharted sentence starters

❝ if you’re done lying to me, then you should stop lying to yourself. ❞ ❝ it’s not going to be easy, you know. ❞ ❝ well, it sounds like you’re working for a nutcase. ❞ ❝ make sure that you’re safe. ❞ ❝ look, i wanted to tell you! i wanted to! but how could i? ❞ ❝ see? i’m not just a pretty face. ❞ ❝ i’m sorry for what happened to you. ❞ ❝ i think i have a bit more experience with this thing than you do. ❞ ❝ wait, wait, wait. something about this feels kinda hinky. ❞ ❝ what a warm and homey place, huh? ❞ ❝ i’m willing to forgive and forget. for old time’s sake. ❞ ❝ looks like he was killed. ripped to shreds actually. ❞ ❝ these guys have been tailing me for weeks. thought i lost. ❞ ❝ should i be flattered, or worried? ❞ ❝ so with our luck, what’s the odds this volcano is going to erupt on us? ❞ ❝ i hope i don’t go to hell for this. ❞ ❝ i can handle this. i’m tough. i grew up with nuns. ❞ ❝ fair warning, last person who betrayed me wound up dead. ❞ ❝ you told me you’d say out of trouble. ❞ ❝ how do i know you’re real? ❞ ❝ don’t ever point a gun at me again. ❞ ❝ make sure that you’re safe. ❞ ❝ i have made a lot of mistakes. a lot. i’m not a perfect man. ❞ ❝ i had a lousy father. lousy childhood. ❞ ❝ sounds terrible. check his wallet. ❞ ❝ let’s not forget who walked out on whom. you don’t get to be jealous.  ❞ ❝ progress demands sacrafice. ❞ ❝ shut up. i really thought you were gone this time. ❞ ❝ i can’t leave you alone for one minute, can i? ❞ ❝ on a scale of 1-10, how scared were you that i was gonna die? ❞ ❝ i can’t walk away. i’m tired of walking away. ❞ ❝ even an enemy must be fed and sheltered. are you my enemy? ❞ ❝ we can still stop him. i can help you. ❞ ❝ gotta say, you have a real knack for breaking things. ❞ ❝ do as i say not as i do. ❞ ❝ looks like hell spit you back out. ❞ ❝ what’s your story, anyway? ❞ ❝ i don’t take big risks without a good payday. ❞ ❝ i guess it runs in the family, huh? ❞ ❝ you can’t reform the villain and save the day. it’s just not done like that. ❞ ❝ sorry, i just need to get my head back in the game. ❞ ❝ this isn’t our fight. it’s my fight. ❞ ❝ i won’t let them hurt you. ❞ ❝ skip the mind games. you don’t know me. ❞ ❝ no offense, but your ancestor was a right asshole. ❞ ❝ you’re unusually quiet. what’s up your bum? ❞ ❝ that was my last cigarette. ❞ ❝ okay, well, why don’t you just walk away? ❞ ❝ why this obsession? i’m just worried. ❞ ❝ i can’t…i can’t breathe…i just…can’t breathe… ❞ ❝ don’t touch me. get away from me. ❞ ❝ if you let these bastards win - after this - i will never forgive you. ❞ ❝ you’ve got your pride all tangled up in this thing. it’s making you reckless. ❞ ❝ any trouble you shoot first and ask questions later. ❞ ❝ dangerous to be out so late.  ❞ ❝ easy now. look at me. ❞ ❝ my leg! don’t touch it! i know it’s broken! ❞ ❝ are you going to join me, darling? ❞ ❝ this is my gig. you want your share, you play by my rules. ❞ ❝ we don’t get to choose how we start in life. real greatness? it’s what you do with the hand you’re dealt. ❞ ❝ i always felt that we were destined for something great. ❞ ❝ you should relax. you’ll live longer. ❞ ❝ i taught you better than that. ❞ ❝ so that’s a no? felt like a no. ❞ ❝ quit acting like you’re gonna lie down and die, all right? ❞ ❝ i have a spare bed.  ❞ ❝ is there no bottom for your ignorance? ❞ ❝ even cornered dogs bite back.  ❞ ❝ that one is my favourite. it makes your eyes twinkle.  ❞ ❝ admit it. you’re gonna miss this ass.  ❞ ❝ you think i’m a monster, but you’re no different from me.  ❞ ❝ how many people have you killed? how many?  ❞ ❝ you will not stand in the way of destiny.  ❞ ❝ you stick with me, i’ll teach you a few things. ❞ ❝ well, if you’d like, i can tell you where to stick it. ❞ ❝ face it, genius, you’ve been played. ❞ ❝ yeah, keep smiling, asshole. ❞ ❝ i got nothing to prove. ❞ ❝ don’t hand it to me. i’ve had everything handed to me ❞ ❝ you don’t know when to give up, do you? ❞ ❝ you stick your neck out, you’re asking to lose your head. ❞ ❝ oh, and now you’re blushing. ❞ ❝ just so you know, it’s not my first lost city. ❞ ❝ are you always this clever? ❞ ❝ i was trying to rescue you, as a matter of fact. ❞ ❝ you know, at this point, i’ve run out of words. ❞ ❝ what do you say we really ruin this guy’s day? ❞ ❝ whether you die or not, i don’t really care. ❞ ❝ i thought you…i saw you get shot. ❞ ❝ it’s like a camera. you just…point and shoot, right? ❞ ❝ god, who’s being unprofessional now? ❞ ❝ i always knew you were gonna make something of yourself one day. ❞ ❝ let’s just pretend i skipped all of sunday school. ❞ ❝ oh no you didn’t do that. that’s not funny! ❞ ❝ save the world, triumph over evil. ❞ ❝ are you trying to kill me? ❞ ❝ know what i love about partying with a bunch of crooks? nobody cares that you smoke indoors. ❞ ❝ you gave me a goddamn heartattack. ❞ ❝ i’ll die a thousand deaths before i let you win.  ❞ ❝ i didn’t tell you because i was afraid…of losing you. ❞ ❝ what ever happened to just living a normal life? ❞ ❝ even if you think you’re protecting me, you don’t have a right to shut me out like that. ❞ ❝ i mean… thanks for saving me. ❞ ❝ en garde, dickhead. ❞ ❝ i love you. ❞ ❝ come on! we can get out of here together. ❞ ❝ everything i touch turns to shit. ❞ ❝ how did you find me anyway? ❞ ❝ i’ve got my eye on you. ❞ ❝ you were going to sell me out, weren’t you? ❞ ❝ love to know what you’re thinking. ❞ ❝ well, well, well. get it? ‘cause you know, it’s a well. ❞ ❝ it’s a shame we’re leaving empty handed though. ❞ ❝ okay…yeah…how do i look? ❞ ❝ thank me after we get out of this alive. ❞ ❝ you’re lucky that i found you when i did. ❞ ❝ they’re just saying that because it gets to you. ❞ ❝ look, if you’re into shady stuff it’s totally cool. ❞ ❝ ha. that’s my girl. ❞ ❝ i made a promise that i was done with this life. ❞ ❝ listen, sunshine, the world doesn’t care. ❞ ❝ well, that’s it. now you know everything. ❞ ❝ don’t even think about not coming back. ❞ ❝ you know, i shot the man who told me that. ❞ ❝ i thought that i’d be satisfied. instead, i’m left with this strange feeling of emptiness.  ❞  ❝ as thrilling as the next adventure may be, in the end, you’re always left with that same feeling. ❞ ❝ you know, i didn’t think i could trust you either. ❞ ❝ i almost lost you once before. i just can’t do that again. ❞ ❝ don’t even think about not coming back. ❞ ❝ that’s it! no compassion! no mercy! ❞ ❝ sentimentality in this line of work will get you killed. ❞ ❝ i need your help…and you need mine. ❞ ❝ i kept your tears in a jar. ❞ ❝ i expected you to have my back.  ❞ ❝ tell you what. when i get back, pizza’s on me. ❞ ❝ death. it smelled like death. ❞ ❝ so they have beaten you, eh? your quest’s over?  ❞ ❝ you listen to your mum, okay?  ❞ ❝ trust me - your ego will mend.  ❞ ❝ i hope i live to regret this.  ❞ ❝ these men were all shot.  ❞ ❝ be a lot easier just to let go.  ❞ ❝ what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say?  ❞ ❝ seems like i am always saving your ass. ❞ ❝ i never asked for any of your bloody heroics. ❞ ❝ the guys in prison used to say, ‘you can steal to eat or you can steal to get rich.’ i say, why not both?  ❞ ❝ you were never a chocolate and flower kinda girl.  ❞ ❝ i don’t have your luck. people like me know when to walk away from the table.  ❞ ❝ appreciate the update, captain obvious.  ❞ ❝ you made your choice.  ❞ ❝ don’t tell me you’re buying all into that supernatural nonsense.  ❞ ❝ i couldn’t sleep last time i saw that.  ❞ ❝ it’s actually nice working with a woman for a change. ❞ ❝ i’m lucky you’re on my side. ❞ ❝ do you really think all this really could be true?  ❞ ❝ you know, it’s kind of romantic down here.  ❞ ❝ just wish i’d brought something to read.  ❞ ❝ you can relax. we’re safe here. ❞ ❝ i am surrounded by traitors and fools.  ❞ ❝ just don’t get us killed. ❞ ❝ what are you shaking for? ❞ ❝ parents must be worried about you. ❞ ❝ i wonder what you’re really scared of…not bullets, or blood, or broken bones… ❞ ❝ i don’t need your bullet-ridden-corpse on my conscience. let’s go. ❞ ❝ yeah, i’m fine. oh, but - you’re bleeding. ❞ ❝ i do seem to attract the scum of the earth. ah - no offense. ❞ ❝ all this grandeur, hidden away from the world.  ❞ ❝ if we don’t make it out here, i just want you to know - i hate your guts. ❞ ❝ i’ve got a bad feeling about this place. ❞ ❝ that’s my blood. that’s my blood. that’s a lot of my blood. ❞ ❝ you should play the hero more often. it suits you. ❞ ❝ eyes ahead, don’t look down. ❞ ❝ here - grab my hand. ❞ ❝ no matter what it is, you’re supposed to come to me so we can work it out together… as a team.  ❞  ❝ you know nothing is ever truly destroyed. just purified and reborn.  ❞ ❝ you just - totally crushed that moment. you know that, right?  ❞ ❝ you’re a selfish dickhead.  ❞ ❝ i do speak a little bit of ____, you know. wait, what did you say? ❞ ❝ i know you. you’re no hero.  ❞ ❝ i wish you could’ve been there. ❞ ❝ hey, are you happy? ❞ ❝ you’re not gonna pass out on me or nothing, are you? ❞ ❝ look, i…um….i’m not good with the whole people thing.  ❞ ❝ i’ve had worse nights, believe me.  ❞ ❝ let’s find somewhere a little more private. ❞ ❝ hey, take it easy. you’ve been out for almost half an hour.  ❞ ❝ to rule people, you first must sow chaos.  ❞ ❝ it’s not stealing if it was mine to begin with. ❞ ❝ take me with you. ❞ ❝ i’m left with this strange feeling of emptiness.  ❞  ❝ anyone ever tell you, you have a funny idea of romantic?  ❞  ❝ it’s nothing that years of therapy won’t fix.  ❞ ❝ no. it’s my turn to walk away.  ❞  ❝ nothing about our lives have been fair, but we’ve made it work. ❞ ❝ your people will beg me to save them.  ❞ ❝ we’re not on a first-name basis.  ❞ ❝ you know nothing about me.  ❞ ❝ do tell. maybe over some drinks?  ❞ ❝ we must keep to the shadows.  ❞ ❝ hey, you cool? ‘cause i need you to be cool.  ❞ ❝ you must be tired of these lectures. i know i’m tired of giving them. ❞ ❝ here, take this. you’ll catch a cold. ❞ ❝ is that a sin? i think that’s a sin. ❞

[queandrue]

Songs from my LGBT+ Playlist

Some starters from LGBTQ songs for Pride Month!

❝ tonight, i’m gonna have myself a real good time. ❞ ❝ if you wanna have a good time, just gimme a call. ❞

❝ i don’t know why, but i like ladies and i like guys. ❞

❝ being bi does not imply that you’re greedy or a slut. ❞

❝ it doesn’t take an intellectual to get that i’m bisexual. ❞

❝ she said that she tried but she’s not into guys. ❞

❝ i found a girl who’s in love with a girl. ❞

❝ she’s the giggle at a funeral. ❞

❝ the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you. ❞

❝ i’ll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your knife. ❞

❝ where have all the good guys gone? ❞

❝ some of us in the gutter are looking up at the stars. ❞

❝ i think she likes girls. ❞

❝ you look so pretty and i love this view. ❞

❝ we fell in love in october, that’s why i love fall. ❞

❝ don’t bother looking down, we’re not going that way. ❞

❝ i’m beautiful in my way, cause god makes no mistakes. ❞

❝ a different lover is not a sin. ❞

❝ i’m on the right track, baby. i was born to be brave. ❞

❝ i can’t think straight; i’m so gay. ❞

❝ i don’t care if the world knows what my secrets are. ❞

❝ they tell us from the time we’re young to hide the things that we don’t like about ourselves. ❞

❝ wish you were born a girl so i could be your boyfriend. ❞

❝ i’ve just never met a girl i like as much as you. ❞

❝ but it’s just not the same, cause you’re a man and so am i. ❞

❝ i’m just curious, is it serious? ❞

❝ you say you wanted me, but you’re sleeping with him. ❞

❝ you’re damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t. ❞

❝ kiss lots of boys; or kiss lots of girls if that’s what you’re into. ❞

❝ follow your arrow wherever it points. ❞

❝ say what you think; love who you love. ❞

[queandrue]

THINGS SAID AT WORK PT. 1 feel free to change/add where necessary

❝ you dont know me that well, lets keep it that way. ❞ ❝ boomer remover. ❞ ❝ boomer doomer. ❞ ❝ well they gotta pay for their sins somehow. ❞ ❝ the doctors tell me ❛ it will kill you ❜, but then they die first, so whos right now? ❞ ❝ its not an emergency but – ive just been shot. ❞ ❝ — again. ❞ ❝ i dont want her to know. ❞ ❝ youre so ungrateful. ❞ ❝ i mean, i know i am but – ❞ ❝ thank. ❞ ❝ youre welc. ❞ ❝ im not your trash. ❞ ❝ okay maybe i am. ❞ ❝ im having bacon withdrawals. ❞ ❝ little snackcake. ❞ ❝ i havent quacked in years. ❞

[queandrue]

Lightheaded/Fainting Starters

❝Whoa, hey, you okay there?❞

❝Please don’t pass out on me–❞

❝Stay with me.❞

❝I think you need to lay down.❞  

❝I need to lay down. Like, now.❞

❝Can you help me sit down?❞

❝I think I’m gonna pass out.❞

❝I don’t feel so good…❞

❝I can’t move.❞

❝I can’t sit up.❞

❝Why is the room spinning?❞

❝When’s the last time you slept?❞

❝Do you need to eat something?❞

❝When’s the last time you ate?❞

❝I think I just need to eat something.❞

❝Let me get you some water.❞

❝Here, elevate your feet.❞

❝How much did you drink?❞

❝I think I drank too much.❞

❝Did you drink something? Did you take something?❞

❝You’re really pale.❞

❝Can you hear me?❞

❝Hey – you passed out.❞

❝Are you gonna pass out again?❞

❝I think I’m gonna pass out again.❞

❝Don’t sit up yet. Just relax.❞

❝This isn’t normal. You’re freaking me out.❞

❝Thank god you’re awake, I was about to call an ambulance.❞

❝You’re gonna be fine, I’m gonna call an ambulance.❞

❝What happened? Did I hit my head?❞

❝You hit your head pretty hard. Just stay down.❞

❝What happened? I just found you laying here.❞

[queandrue]

160 for Stormpilot please

Pairing: Finn x Poe Dameron

Word Count: 1027

Warnings: none, just a lot of flustered Finn™ and Rey being a cock block

A/N: *Its been 84 yearssss* So uh, yeah, here ya go. That thing you requested like two years ago…

Finn watched, entranced, as Rey swung her blue, crackling blade—one stroke then two until the training fell to the dirt. She’d gotten a lot better in the past few weeks under Leia’s instructions, but it wasn’t really her talent that caught his eye. 

Well, that sounded bad. Of course he was proud of her. Obviously she was very talented. But every time Finn sat in on the training sessions, he couldn’t help but think about how the saber’s grip felt in his hands. The rush of adrenaline and excitement and something else that flowed through him when he came face to face with Kylo Ren. Sometimes his hands itched with the urge to feel it again, to hear the unmistakable sound of the blade arcing through the air in front of him. 

He obviously wasn’t very subtle, as Rey snapped him back to reality just moments later with a light kick to his shin. Finn jumped and looked up at her sheepishly. She simply rolled her eyes and held out the lightsaber, grip first. 

“Wanna turn?” 

Finn glanced down at the weapon then back up at her, a grin threatening to slip his cheeks. 

“I thought you’d never ask,” he said, fitting his hand into the familiar cool metal.

Rey shook her head, and sauntered off towards the mess tents. Meanwhile, Finn mimicked her previous position, the training droid flashing to life in front of him. It’d been a long time since he’d handled the lightsaber, so he started off with a few practice swings. 

The blade sang as it rushed through the empty air, its familiar vibrations passing through his palms and up into his shoulders. Once Finn felt thoroughly reacquainted with the sensation, he locked onto the droid in front of him. With two quick steps he brought the saber above his head in a glowing arc, missing on the first swing but catching it from behind on the second. 

The droid tumbled to the ground once again and he rolled his shoulders, prepared for another round when—

“Do you think you can teach me that?”

Finn spun around only to find Poe leaning gracefully against a tree, nodding towards the now deactivated saber in his hands. 

“Oh, uh,” he stammered, glancing down at his feet, “you’d probably be better off asking Rey, I’m not that good.” 

“Maybe, but I asked you,” Poe said, making his way over to the circle of bare earth. 

He had that devious look on his face that made Finn’s face uncomfortably warm. The saber feels slick in his grip as Poe stands expectantly in front of him. 

“Don’t blame me if you lose a finger then,” Finn muttered. 

Poe winked and took the weapon, both hands gripping a little awkwardly as he tried to copy Finn’s stance. Without activating the blade, he made an experimental swing. Dark curls tickled Finn’s nose as he moved behind Poe, one foot tapping his legs into the proper position.

“You want your feet apart like this,” he said, not making eye contact as he circled Poe, adjusting as he went. 

“Like this?”

Poe straightened his back and let his shoulder relax, falling into a familiar pose while Finn glanced over him. The hot sun had brought beads of sweat onto his cheeks which fell and dropped off the dark stubble on his chin. 

“Yeah,” Finn breathed out. 

Poe looked glorious like this—a strong jedi knight with his hair blowing back in the slight breeze and face set in determined concentration. For never having held a saber, he was a quick learner. 

Well except for— 

“Here, you hold it like this.”

Finn stepped behind him and took Poe’s hands still strangely gripping the base, adjusting them so his thumb lay over the activation plate and his grip was stable. Together, they pressed down until the blue saber roared to life, illuminating them both with its mesmerizing glow. 

“Wow…” 

A small gasp left Poe’s slightly parted lips as he felt the way the blade trembled and sparked. Finn could feel the way it resonated as Poe leaned back into his chest and gaped. 

“Pretty cool, huh?” Finn asked quietly as they both stared at their joined hands on the hilt. 

Poe turned his head a bit and grinned crookedly. Finn pretended not to notice the way his eyes flicked to his lips in favor of keeping the blade still. It was not an easy feat. The scent of exhaust and earth that perpetually clung to Poe was all around him, swirling in an intoxicating mix with the ozone crackle of the lightsaber. 

Just as the silence was getting a bit too charged, their eye contact a bit too prolonged— 

“Hope I’m not interrupting.”

Finn quickly shut off the saber and jumped away from Poe, nearly stumbling onto his ass if it weren’t for the pleasantly calloused hand on his arm. Rey looked on with raised brows and an amused smile, stealing back the deactivated weapon and clipping it to her belt. 

“We were actually in the middle of a lesson,” Poe quipped back, as Finn steadied himself. 

She narrowed her eyes, “A lesson in what?”

“Uh, proper stance and, um, hand…placement,” Finn mumbled, hand rubbing the back of his neck. 

“Right.” 

She did not sound convinced, but blessedly pushed no further. Poe chuckled deeply next to him and Finn dug an elbow into his ribs in revenge. He only laughed harder. 

“Sorry,” he said, not sounding apologetic in the slightest, “I thought you were a great teacher.” 

“Well, we didn’t exactly get very far,” Finn replied, kicking some dirt with his shoe. 

“No,” Poe mused. “No we didn’t.”

He was looking at Finn with that same look from earlier. The devious smile, eyebrows furrowed just a bit and his bottom lip disappearing between his teeth for just a second. Finn swallowed, mouth suddenly very dry. 

“We’ll have to pick up where we left off next time, huh buddy?” Poe said, strolling off towards the encampment leaving him to process the innuendo. 

Finn sighed and held his head in his hands. He was gonna lose a lot more than a finger if this kept up.

[queandrue]

Masterlist of Fics

*=nsfw

Borderlands

Popcorn and Beer -Gayperion

The Bird Brained Bluejay -Rhack

The Eridian -Rhack

Dungeons and Dragons

The Disasters

A Good Day for Apples

Aftermath 

Bored

Despairs at the Bottom of a Bottle

Ea and Robin Interlude: Disasters

Fountain

Haunted by Living Nightmares

How Hard Can One Baby Be?

Interlude: Ea’s Death and Subsequent Revival

Interlude, Ea and Emin: Months

Interlude, Ea and Talnah: Months

Loss

New Feelings

Nightmares and Lies

The Worries of a Father

Through the Nursery Window

The Quintet

A Date to Die For

Class Time

How to Hit on Women Without Really Trying

The Library of Dreams

We’ll Always Be Together

Gravity Falls

Dealing with Territories -Bill Cipher/Cthulu (this is a crack fic)

Family Bonding -Dipper Pines, Ford Pines

Hot Peppers -Wendy, Dippy Fresh (this is a crack fic)

Now or Never -Mabifica

Fire Emblem

A Kiss from a Dragon - Ryoma/f!Corrin

Beach Fantasies -Tiki/Cordelia*

Firsts -Nephenee/Lucia*

Having You - Ryoma/f!Corrin*

I Lost the Baby -Chrom/f!Robin, angst

I Want to Protect You -Lucisev (Lucina/Severa)

Remember Me -Inigo/f!Morgan

Sneaking Around -Henry/Beruka*

Stress Relief -Vika/Echidna*

Sweet and Sour -Lucina, m!Robin

Time Alone -Rodrick/Cecil*

The Most Beautiful -Deen/Malice*

You Didn’t Just Come Here to Cuddle? -Shanna/Gwendolyn

Star Wars

Are You Cold? -stormpilot

Code of Ethics -reader/Kylo Ren

Dad? -Ahsoka Tano, Anakin Skywalker

My Clothes -stormpilot

Put Me Down -stormpilot

You’re So Beautiful -stormpilot*