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GARRUS:

Thus begins the thousand yard stare off between two grizzled veterans. Mandibles fidget on an otherwise stony expression and threaten to form a wry smile; no, he’d never call her an idiot, not in a million years– but that look in his eye is meant to suggest that he just might. “Well…” No chance. His eyes will drop first; discreetly, tilting his head aside to overview schematics.

“You’d never get this problem on a turian ship. That’s all I’m saying.”

“–and wasn’t the original Normandy a collaboration effort? I can’t imagine why Cerberus wouldn’t stay faithful to that. The SR-2′s guns needed a lot of work done by the time I arrived– and then I went and replaced them with something better anyway.”

       a cheeky grin appears on the commander’s face. she knows he let her win, but if anything it just makes her smile more. ❝ YOU AND YOUR GUNS, vakarian. not that i’m complaining, especially with y’know...all the giant killer machines and their DEADLY LASERS flying around. can’t hurt to tweak a few things, right ? ❞

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Uncharted 2 Sentence Meme

Feel free to change names/pronouns as you see fit!

“It sounds like you’re working for a nutcase.”

“So… we’re dicking this guy over, right?”

“I don’t fumble, I improvise.”

“I pick more than my nose, my friend.”

“Relax, Gandhi, they’re tranquilizer guns.”

“Appreciate that update, Captain Obvious.”

“All right, no more donuts for you.”

“I’m sorry, do you have a plan to go with that grenade?”

“I swear to God if there’s a zombie around the corner…”

“Power is precisely the problem.”

“I hope I live to regret this.”

“That’s impossible to… oh, you did it. Nice.”

“These are snow boots not track shoes!”

“Yeah I still don’t speak that.”

“I’m never crossing a bridge with you again.”

“You were right. Everything you touch does turn to shit.”

“He believed it. That’s enough for me.”

“Pull the trigger, little one. See how long you live.”

“Compassion is the enemy. Mercy defeats us.”

“You, asswipe. Give me your lighter.”

“Daddy’s got a gun.”

“Oh look, it’s a life-size statue of your ego.”

“Do me a favor and shoot my ears off, will you?”

“What are we, grinding wheat? What is this?”

“Listen sunshine, the world doesn’t care.”

“You’re crazy, but let’s go save your bloody world.”

“Sorry love, this isn’t a movie.”

“You’re not the plucky heroine who reforms the villain and saves the day.”

“Don’t you dare take on this stupid crusade.”

“This is suicide and you know it.”

“Sorry pal, you’re not my type.”

“You think I am a monster, but you are no different from me.”

“Why does this shit happen to me?”

“It’s been a long, strange trip hasn’t it?”

“You know, you should play the hero more often. It suits you.”

“My turn to walk away.”

“Admit it, you’re gonna miss this ass.”

“I’m not stubborn, I’m just restless.”

“On a scale of one to ten, how scared were you I was gonna die?”

“I hate clowns.”

“You were unconscious and it was raining.”

“I kept your tears in a jar. I have proof.”

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;; starter call for when i get back from the drs ! 

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attractthecrows:

Hey do you ever think about the possibility of Kaidan just. Overhearing snippets of things in me2?

Like say Shepard is at a bar with Jack or Zaeed while the Normandy is at the citadel for a supply run. Kaidan also happens to be on the citadel to report in and has a few hours to himself, so he goes to the bar. And walks in right as Shepard and companion are discussing their close calls. But he doesn’t notice where they are- right at the bar behind him- until Shepard starts ranting like “and as if Horizon wasn’t enough(Kaidan spits out his drink at the sudden realization of who’s right behind him) THEN there was all that shit on the COLLECTOR SHIP and BEING AMBUSHED and how it JUST SO HAPPENS that THAT was the ship that ACTUALLY KILLED ME blah blah blah” and he just. Sits there like “what the fuck what they fuck oh my god what thefuck shePARD WHAT THE FUCK” until they leave

Or maybe he’s investigating some shit on Omega and Shep and Garrus and Tali walk by like “okay so you’re sure we have everything” “well I can’t think of anything we’re missing” “I hope you’re right bc it would suck if we went through the omega 4 relay and THEN realized that we’re missing heat clips or some shit” “haha yeah that would suck” and poor Kaidan is just shrieking on the inside because DID THEY JUST SAY THE OMEGA 4 RELAY. THE OMEG- OH MY GOD THEY’RE GONNA FUCKING DIE

Shepard walks right past him without noticing and he thinks they’re being petty until he sees Garrus chasing Shepard down like “shepard, SHEPARD, what are you DOING, you haven’t slept in a week and a half, this isn’t(hi Kaidan) the time to hunt down gang bosses shePARD WAIT” and they just. Keep stomping towards their goal. And Kaidan’s like “oh god dammit they’re not sleeping. Fuck. Fuck”

Or they’re in the same weapons shop and the little person goes up to Shepard like “you were just in here a month ago your gun shouldn’t be that severely damaged” and Kaidan’s like “what” and Shepard pulls out this melted and dented mess of a gun and just says “Tuchanka” And Kaidan has to duck out because he’s choking on laughter

Just random snippets of shit. Some of it is funny, some of it is horrifying and some of it is just…sad. it’s such a tropey idea but I can’t stop thinking about it

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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Sentence Meme

Feel free to change pronouns, etc. if you want!

“I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf.”

“I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas.”

“We all have moments of desperation, but if we can face them head on, that’s when we find out how strong we really are.”

“It tastes like it’s burnt and undercooked.”

“I’m very big with the under five set.”

“Ease up you little vampire.”

“Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass.”

“Apologize now I am begging you.“

“You’re the one always acting like she’s running for Mayor of Stepford.”

“Not now, honey, Mommy’s threatening Daddy.”

“Tell me again why I fought for custody of you?”

“I just can’t live in this… detergent commercial anymore.”

“It was the sound of a family secret.”

“I’m not feeling the grass!”

“She’ll find a way to survive. We all do.”

“She may be trash, but she’s still a human being.”

“And silverware. Remember silverware?”

“I don’t even have time to wash my face.”

“It’s like a high five on the lips.”

“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw soda cans.”

“We are raising little terrors, you know that, don’t you?”

“Don’t worry I’m not packing heat.”

“To live in fear is not to live at all.”

“You better get over there. She’s wearing cotton.”

“They’re six years old, make them.”

“She always overcompensates when she’s stressed.”

“You burned your rival’s house down. If that isn’t desperate, then what is?”

“Thank you, that’s the nicest way you could’ve said that.”

“Get her out of here, she’s killing it for the rest of us.”

“Why do I even let you out of the house?”

“I hate that I’m turning you into a little thief.”

“I got a sunburn the other day washing my car.”

“Keep going. I’m mad at you for about 7000 other things.”

“When can I have my door back?”

“Just know that inside, I am quietly but decidedly hating your guts.”

“They won’t make it to their later years if I have to spend all day with them.”

“If another sacrifice has to be made, I think it’s your turn on the merry-go-round.”

“Mom when this is over we need to talk about your parenting skills.”

“Sometimes evil drives a minivan.”

“Perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.”

“I always assumed I’d have sex for the first time before you had it again.”

“What do you know. It’s eighty degrees outside and you’re wearing fur.”

“Oh my God. I just want to slap and shake you.”

“Slow down you jerk! This is a residential neighborhood!”

“I’m going to have to burn every sheet you’ve touched.”

“You look old in that.”

“You’re never gonna be a sailor, what do you care?“

“If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave.”

“Lassie would’ve had a firetruck here by now!”

“I love my kids so much. I am so sorry they have me as a mother.”

“I am so tired of feeling like a failure.”

“Treachery never goes out of style.”

“When I was your age, my pen pal lived on a farm in Ohio, not a mental institution.”

“Our last version of normal had me popping pills. Normal is a bad, bad plan.”

“He hung out in your womb for a few months back in the 80s!”

“If you were my mom I’d smoke pot too!”

“I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm.”

“It’s a constant battle between the better angels of our nature and our inner demons.”

“Sometimes the only way to ward off the darkness is to shine the light of compassion.”

“Fine, fine, be 3’8” for the rest of your life. See if I care?”

“I’m not a mutual fund!”

“She didn’t like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles.”

“Trust is a fragile thing.”

“She’s like a roach.”

“We’re not like other families are we?”

“Why couldn’t he have embezzled like other white collar criminals?”

“Please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.”

“You kissed me as though that would end this conversation and it so won’t.”

“My husband won’t admit that he has lust in his heart.”

“It will snow on the hills of hell before I ever

“A more eel would seem safe after you.”

“Well we’re not negotiating my uterus.”

“I hope someday you have lots of children.”

“You’re the man of the house? You can’t even leave it!”

“You know the house isn’t that big, you’re going to have to stop avoiding me.”

“Memories lie.”

“Every once in a while even I want to do the right thing.”

“A lifetime of responsibility isn’t always easy.”

“Sooner or later, we must all become responsible adults.”

“Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from God. Most mother will also tell you there are some days you wish you could return them.”

“The only reason you have anything in your life is because you’re pretty!”

“That place is so pretentious. I’ve been dying to go.”

“Guys, my hands are tied! Thieves get spanked. That’s just the way it works.”

“Do you know what psychological warfare means? No? Well too bad for you.”

“Let’s just say I’ve put those feelings in a box and I don’t plan on looking at them for awhile.”

“After a few decades whiz by, I’m sure I’ll find a way to forgive him.”

“We’re WASPs. Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best.”

“No offense, but you’re getting up there in years you probably forget where you put things.”

“Nobody in my family knows or cares where your stupid clock is.”

“I may be stupid enough to shoot myself, but I’m not stupid enough to walk away from you.”

“He’s a teenage boy! We could take away his penis, he’d still try to have sex.”

“Guys, this isn’t a hockey league could you take it outside?”

“I forgot how fun you are when you’re bitter.”

“I’m gonna go take a shower. Jail’s kinda gross.”

“My daughter is considering giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn’t take it.”

“You know I’ve been broke many times in my life, but I’ve never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind.”

“Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, you can hear the sound of scandal.”

“Awwww, I miss how we used to steal things from each other.”

“Oh sweetie, they didn’t abandon you because you’re a whore. You weren’t all that nice to begin with.”

“I was on vacation. It made sense at the time.”

“What the hell kind of street do we live on?”

“Good friends offer to help in a crisis. Great friends don’t take no for an answer.”

“Everyone loves a scandal. No matter how big or how small.”

“We all honor heroes for different reasons.”

“You talk to him all you want. I’m gonna check out the place with the electrified fence.”

“That sounds kinda formal for a burrito and a soda.”

“You know I so much wanna like you, but you just won’t let me.”

“You have to hand it to the Catholics, they do Greek better than anyone.”

“Would you like a glass of water and maybe an excuse to talk to me?”

“That’s me. Never afraid to create a scene.”

“I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are. They were all just answered.”

“Today I have a chance to rejoin the human race.”

“I know, baby, it hurts to lose.”

“This is the place where good taste goes to die.”

“And tonight, whatever you do, don’t call me beautiful.”

“Some dreams are just too beautiful to come true.”

“I could explain to you what might happen, but I’m a lady and I don’t use that sort of language.”

“I would love you even if you were a murderer.”

“Could you please at least wait for desert before calling our son a sodomite?”

“Honey, I’m hating you a little bit right now.”

“Half of life is obligations.”

“You just threw rocks in her mother’s face!”

“She sorta thinks you’re evil.”

“You’re basically a predator. I need your advice.”

“You’re such a Republican!”

“I plan on getting really fat as a tribute to your mother.”

“It’s not my fault you don’t have love in your life!”

“You are so far out of your league that you’re playing a completely different sport.”

“I can’t have donuts and juice it’s unnatural.”

“Why did you hit the lawn boy?”

“Maybe after lunch, we could talk about your leather beanbag chair.”

“I’m pregnant, caveman, remember?”

“For the last time, I won’t bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend.”

“If you don’t want to talk to me, fine! At least have the courtesy to hide!”

“Not everyone gets a happy ending.”

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GARRUS:

   “Er, sorry? ‘Pretend?’ ‘Actually useful?‘” Oh. That did it. He was just going to dismantle this M-97 Viper for kicks but no, you know what? This was more important. The sniper’s dropped back to the workbench with one hell of a clutter as he turns around.”I agree, my CO deserves to know.”

   He leans back against the bench and crosses his arms over. Yeah, there was a slight challenge coming. “If she’ll care to answer my question first and tell me what she thinks calibrations are.”

   “Time’s ticking, Shepard. I’ve just decided I have important guns to mod.”

       eyes narrow at the turian and she mirrors his posture, crossing her own arms and attempting to stare him down. shepard’s not STUPID, and as a member of the alliance she’s had at least basic scientific training, but the intricacies of the normandy weapons array isn’t EXACTLY within her purview.

       but she’ll be damned if she tells garrus that.

       ❝ CMON GARRUS. i know what the word callibration means. you’re not calling me an IDIOT, are you ? ❞

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KENN:

“A bit reapery… In other circumstances I might’ve questioned your use of that word, but I can’t much fault you here.” A shrug. “For the most part, although I’m not usually one to get into trouble in the first place.”

       ❝ you do remember how we met, right, ❞ shepard asked with a chuckle. ❝ i seem to RECALL you were having some difficulties with that elcor...what was his name ? HARROD ? ❞

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EDI:

A GOOD QUESTION – OR SEVERAL QUESTIONS.  shoulders roll, head tilts, a semblance of organic behavior. thinking about her own solidified existence was, in its own way, a heavy topic of conversation – she still wasn’t sure where she fit in yet .. what her life means.  ❛    i am .. fine, commander. in a manner of speaking, i am better than i ever have been in many ways.    ❜  a smile, genuine & sweet.  ❛    during my .. ‘creation’ in the illusive man’s labs, i experienced many changes & much confusion. my thoughts were scattered, & i was supervised constantly to ensure that the blocks puts on my programming would prevent me from achieving true free will. it felt different in a way organics cannot necessarily experience – the person i was before is not the same person i am now. it is .. a reincarnation cycle. with experiences, i grow & change – learn.    ❜

       shepard LISTENS in rapt attention. she is actually curious about this. after all, she may be military, but she’s not IGNORANT about science. it’s part of her background. she returns the smile and gives a short nod. ❝ but you do consider yourself a PERSON ? i mean...obviously you’re a sentient being i’m just...what does the word ‘PERSON’ mean to you ? ❞ a hand lands on a metallic shoulder. ❝ i’m glad you’re OKAY, and if any of these questions bother you just...let me know. i guess i’m just curious. after everything i went through with THE GETH and legion...i want to understand these sorts of things more. ❞

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GARRUS:

Well, he tried taking the noble route there but he can’t seem to stop his mandibles from parting into a wry grin. “So there are a few exceptions where I will accept thanks.” However, nothing catches his attention better than gun-talk; he breaks away from the weapon battery and back towards his workbench to keep the conversation in view.

 “– and I could, but maybe you should go ahead and tell me what you think calibrations are first. Between you, Joker and… come to think of it, a few others– they seem to be brought up a whole lot.”

       ❝ uh...only because you bring them up a whole lot, buddy. it’s like your GO TO deflection mechanism. bring up an uncomfortable topic ? ‘i’m in the middle of some CALIBRATIONS’. someone starts fighting on the bridge ? ‘better go work on those calibrations’. i’m just wondering if they’re ACTUALLY useful or if you just come down here and pretend to know what you’re doing. ❞

       ❝ as your CO i think i have a right to know. ❞

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Have you ever considered "settling down"?

       ❝ SURE. lots of times. the galaxy just...seems to have other plans. ❞

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MORINTH:

Unexpected it was to see the stalwart human woman again. She still had lovely eyes. She still smelled like the sort of power Morinth craved and oft’ could never find. The tone was different, sharp like cut glass and the asari’s eyes darted around to see if the Justicar lay in wait.

“I am just as surprised as you are.” This was not a lie. “I do not bear a grudge against you,” a half truth. “Though I suspect I will have to leave this place before you call Her down upon me.” There was a resigned sigh that danced in her voice, “I wonder if you would listen to a proposition?” It was a thoughtless offer, but not one that anyone would consider a bribe.

       shepard’s brows SKYROCKETED towards her hair. a proposition ? interesting, considering the last ‘proposition’ morinth had offered her had ended LESS THAN IDEALLY for both of them. ❝ okay...i’ll admit, i’m CURIOUS, and for the record, i haven’t seen your mom since...we helped your sisters. ❞ she didn’t know if morinth had heard about that or not, but the soldier was CAREFUL nonetheless.

       ❝ okay morinth, fine. but know that if you try anything, i WILL kick your ass okay ? now what can i do for you ? ❞

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GARRUS:

“Thanked me?”

Now for an opening, that was a curious one. Enough to dislodge his arms from between the gun batteries and lean back until Shepard came into view. “You know how long we’d be standing around if everybody aboard this ship lined up to show thanks back?”

“Long enough to win two Reaper wars. You don’t need to thank me.”

       ❝ but i’m not everybody. I’M ME. so suck it up, buddy, you’re getting affection and you’re gonna have to deal with it. ❞ a smile peeked onto her face. ❝ BESIDES, who says i needed to thank you ? i wanted to, GARRUS. you deserve it. ❞

       ❝ now how are those CALIBRATIONS going ? are you ever going to tell me what they actually DO ? ❞

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Sam + hugs

Happy Birthday, @samcaarter!!

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       ❝ you know...i don’t think i’ve THANKED YOU yet...for sticking by me. you, tali, and joker, you’re pretty much the only ones who kept TRUSTING ME, even through all the cerberus stuff. i just want you to know i appreciate it. ❞

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Desperate Housewives Season 1 Sentence Meme

Feel free to change pronouns, etc. if you want!

“I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf.”

“I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas.”

“We all have moments of desperation, but if we can face them head on, that’s when we find out how strong we really are.”

“It tastes like it’s burnt and undercooked.”

“I’m very big with the under five set.”

“Ease up you little vampire.”

“Every time I’m around that man, he tries to grab my ass.”

“Apologize now I am begging you.“

“You’re the one always acting like she’s running for Mayor of Stepford.”

“Not now, honey, Mommy’s threatening Daddy.”

“Tell me again why I fought for custody of you?”

“I just can’t live in this… detergent commercial anymore.”

“It was the sound of a family secret.”

“I’m not feeling the grass!”

“She’ll find a way to survive. We all do.”

“She may be trash, but she’s still a human being.”

“And silverware. Remember silverware?”

“I don’t even have time to wash my face.”

“It’s like a high five on the lips.”

“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw soda cans.”

“We are raising little terrors, you know that, don’t you?”

“Don’t worry I’m not packing heat.”

“To live in fear is not to live at all.”

“You better get over there. She’s wearing cotton.”

“They’re six years old, make them.”

“She always overcompensates when she’s stressed.”

“You burned your rival’s house down. If that isn’t desperate, then what is?”

“Thank you, that’s the nicest way you could’ve said that.”

“Get her out of here, she’s killing it for the rest of us.”

“Why do I even let you out of the house?”

“I hate that I’m turning you into a little thief.”

“I got a sunburn the other day washing my car.”

“Keep going. I’m mad at you for about 7000 other things.”

“When can I have my door back?”

“Just know that inside, I am quietly but decidedly hating your guts.”

“They won’t make it to their later years if I have to spend all day with them.”

“If another sacrifice has to be made, I think it’s your turn on the merry-go-round.”

“Mom when this is over we need to talk about your parenting skills.”

“Sometimes evil drives a minivan.”

“Perhaps he should shove your head into a locker.”

“I always assumed I’d have sex for the first time before you had it again.”

“What do you know. It’s eighty degrees outside and you’re wearing fur.”

“Oh my God. I just want to slap and shake you.”

“Slow down you jerk! This is a residential neighborhood!”

“I’m going to have to burn every sheet you’ve touched.”

“You look old in that.”

“You’re never gonna be a sailor, what do you care?“

“If you came in here to judge me, you can just leave.”

“Lassie would’ve had a firetruck here by now!”

“I love my kids so much. I am so sorry they have me as a mother.”

“I am so tired of feeling like a failure.”

“Treachery never goes out of style.”

“When I was your age, my pen pal lived on a farm in Ohio, not a mental institution.”

“Our last version of normal had me popping pills. Normal is a bad, bad plan.”

“He hung out in your womb for a few months back in the 80s!”

“If you were my mom I’d smoke pot too!”

“I guess he does sort of have a dorky charm.”

“It’s a constant battle between the better angels of our nature and our inner demons.”

“Sometimes the only way to ward off the darkness is to shine the light of compassion.”

“Fine, fine, be 3’8” for the rest of your life. See if I care?”

“I’m not a mutual fund!”

“She didn’t like worrying. She felt it gave her wrinkles.”

“Trust is a fragile thing.”

“She’s like a roach.”

“We’re not like other families are we?”

“Why couldn’t he have embezzled like other white collar criminals?”

“Please don’t mistake my anal retentiveness for actual affection.”

“You kissed me as though that would end this conversation and it so won’t.”

“My husband won’t admit that he has lust in his heart.”

“It will snow on the hills of hell before I ever

“A more eel would seem safe after you.”

“Well we’re not negotiating my uterus.”

“I hope someday you have lots of children.”

“You’re the man of the house? You can’t even leave it!”

“You know the house isn’t that big, you’re going to have to stop avoiding me.”

“Memories lie.”

“Every once in a while even I want to do the right thing.”

“A lifetime of responsibility isn’t always easy.”

“Sooner or later, we must all become responsible adults.”

“Most mothers will tell you their children are a gift from God. Most mother will also tell you there are some days you wish you could return them.”

“The only reason you have anything in your life is because you’re pretty!”

“That place is so pretentious. I’ve been dying to go.”

“Guys, my hands are tied! Thieves get spanked. That’s just the way it works.”

“Do you know what psychological warfare means? No? Well too bad for you.”

“Let’s just say I’ve put those feelings in a box and I don’t plan on looking at them for awhile.”

“After a few decades whiz by, I’m sure I’ll find a way to forgive him.”

“We’re WASPs. Not acknowledging the elephant in the room is what we do best.”

“No offense, but you’re getting up there in years you probably forget where you put things.”

“Nobody in my family knows or cares where your stupid clock is.”

“I may be stupid enough to shoot myself, but I’m not stupid enough to walk away from you.”

“He’s a teenage boy! We could take away his penis, he’d still try to have sex.”

“Guys, this isn’t a hockey league could you take it outside?”

“I forgot how fun you are when you’re bitter.”

“I’m gonna go take a shower. Jail’s kinda gross.”

“My daughter is considering giving you her virginity and I would consider it a personal favor if you wouldn’t take it.”

“You know I’ve been broke many times in my life, but I’ve never been poor. Because poor is just a state of mind.”

“Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods, you can hear the sound of scandal.”

“Awwww, I miss how we used to steal things from each other.”

“Oh sweetie, they didn’t abandon you because you’re a whore. You weren’t all that nice to begin with.”

“I was on vacation. It made sense at the time.”

“What the hell kind of street do we live on?”

“Good friends offer to help in a crisis. Great friends don’t take no for an answer.”

“Everyone loves a scandal. No matter how big or how small.”

“We all honor heroes for different reasons.”

“You talk to him all you want. I’m gonna check out the place with the electrified fence.”

“That sounds kinda formal for a burrito and a soda.”

“You know I so much wanna like you, but you just won’t let me.”

“You have to hand it to the Catholics, they do Greek better than anyone.”

“Would you like a glass of water and maybe an excuse to talk to me?”

“That’s me. Never afraid to create a scene.”

“I used to have all these questions about how you got to be the way you are. They were all just answered.”

“Today I have a chance to rejoin the human race.”

“I know, baby, it hurts to lose.”

“This is the place where good taste goes to die.”

“And tonight, whatever you do, don’t call me beautiful.”

“Some dreams are just too beautiful to come true.”

“I could explain to you what might happen, but I’m a lady and I don’t use that sort of language.”

“I would love you even if you were a murderer.”

“Could you please at least wait for desert before calling our son a sodomite?”

“Honey, I’m hating you a little bit right now.”

“Half of life is obligations.”

“You just threw rocks in her mother’s face!”

“She sorta thinks you’re evil.”

“You’re basically a predator. I need your advice.”

“You’re such a Republican!”

“I plan on getting really fat as a tribute to your mother.”

“It’s not my fault you don’t have love in your life!”

“You are so far out of your league that you’re playing a completely different sport.”

“I can’t have donuts and juice it’s unnatural.”

“Why did you hit the lawn boy?”

“Maybe after lunch, we could talk about your leather beanbag chair.”

“I’m pregnant, caveman, remember?”

“For the last time, I won’t bring my daughter to stalk my boyfriend.”

“If you don’t want to talk to me, fine! At least have the courtesy to hide!”

“Not everyone gets a happy ending.”

[queencfthegirlscouts-blog]

KENN:

“Seeing as it’s rather hard to stay on my bad side for too long, I’d say you’re just fine, Shepard. How’ve things been?”

       ❝ oh y’know...bit REAPERY for my taste but other than that not bad. it’s nice to be allowed off world again. HOW ABOUT YOU ? staying out of trouble yourself ? ❞

[queencfthegirlscouts-blog]

       ❝ hey um...ARE WE OKAY ? ❞ she’s quiet as she settles down next to him, and shepard isn’t exactly known for her demure attitude. truth be told, she’s nervous. working for cerberus had served her purposes, but kaidan...SHE MISSES HIM. ❝ i know you said...but i just...if you need to talk... ❞ she shakes her head. no shepard, be honest with him. ❝ i’m really glad you’re BACK, kaidan. ❞

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