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Pubs of England - Häri Ren

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Pubs of England - Häri Ren

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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

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A cooking tutorial

English added by me :)

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im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’

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bad dog best friend

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Alexander the Great swung his sword to cut the Gordian knot, but his sword struck on metal. 

“I neglected to mention”, said the sage who had informed Alexander about the knot in the first place, “There is a flexible steel cord inside the rope, specifically to prevent you from cutting it.”

Alexander pondered. “What if I burned it?”

The sage laughed. “Steel doesn’t burn, idiot. Also, you shouldn’t burn the rope because it’s synthetic. Who knows what kind of harmful chemicals might be released.”

Alexander weighed the pros and cons. On one hand, he didn’t want to inhale noxious chemicals. On the other, king of Asia. He came to a determination. 

“It’s not like I’m gonna be inhaling these chemicals every day. Just this once.” And so he burnt the rope. Once it had mostly sloughed off, untangling the thinner coil was easy. 

Moral of the story: It’s ok to burn synthetics sometimes. 

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Photography started out by imitating portraiture painting before developing a lenguage of its own medium and cinema started out by imitating theatre plays before developing a language of its own medium and AI is starting out by imitating illustration and there is something that I want us all to do

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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um.. hello!

so i'm coming over there

ok?

ok so basically

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I mean, I guess a Soulsborne where you actually get to play as the incongruously barefoot level-up maiden was the logical next step.

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YOU - Just wait one second now. That cape the protestors got so uppity over, what was with her name? Fume Hood? What does that even mean?

THINKER [7: Failure] - Hood clearly means something more than just the article of clothing here. In urban parlance, 'hood' can refer to a neighborhood, typically one filled with crime, as well as referring to the criminals wherein.

BRUTE [5: Failure] - She certainly looks like a criminal. Covering that drug-addled body up in those burqa-robes won't hide the unmistakable marks. Sunken cheeks, hollow eyes. We can always tell.

WRETCH [Quivering: Success] - Just like us, not so long ago.

- "It's really terrible. A heroine calling herself a hood? As in a gangster?"

- "They let criminals like that get into urban planning now? I knew the city was desperate, but this is a new low."

- "Tell me if anything else comes up." [Leave.]