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big enjoyer of shitty media that i would never recommend to people ever in my life

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every bit you delete from your computer gets escorted out through the power cord and shot in the back of the head

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you can’t be a gay icon if you leave your shopping cart in the middle of the fucking parking lot

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Underworld (2003)

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

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it’s almost strawberry season 🍓

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Midnight fishin'

or When the full moon syncs up with your holiday plans

[Prints]

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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

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im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

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Bill Skarsgård as The Kid CASTLE ROCK (2018–2019) S01E01: Severance

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THE CROW (2024) dir. Rupert Sanders

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I don’t care about it at all (I have carried its weight around like a rock on my chest since the very day it happened)

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in