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I think I died back in 2017 and I’ve just been in purgatory since
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accidentally cut my finger open in the ktichen and was worried i was going to have to get stitches (probably should but if its not mandatory im not doing it) so relieved it started to clot but also so fucking annoyed because i was literlaly just fishing around the silverware drawer for a fork.
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Me: dang I hate how my voice cracks on the chorus of Pink Pony Club but the rest of the song is so good.
Six-year-old at karaoke: I only know the chorus. Because I’m six.
Me: this was destined to be.
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"im riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" maybe use one of your medium sized dildos?
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#they also got caught talking about how they were looking through her phone for nudes#dont forget that#im so fucking glad she got found not guilty#im still worried abt her but#i have a friend who lives close by and has been keeping me updated on everything
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mayb drawing char will cure my mental illness (it will probably only make it owrse)
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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