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Ok hear me out but I can totally see Roy Mustang being a 30 year old virgin

Like we know that he spent at least some of his adolescence in the Hawkeye’s home learning alchemy and I doubt Berthold gave him much free time to cultivate any sort of relationships, except maybe with Riza, but even then she’s four years younger than him so I think their friendship would be limited back then.

Then he goes straight to the military academy where it’s mostly men (I don’t believe we saw any women in the OVA episode and if there were any we can assume there are seperate barracks. We’re also assuming he’s not attracted to men even though I also love and accept bisexual Roy headcanon) and frat laws are enforced so not many options there.

Then it’s straight to Ishval where he gets unbelievably traumatised and comes out so self loathing I doubt he ever even considers the possibility of dating.

Now I hear you say “but he grew up in a brothel!” to which I say EXACTLY! He saw how his aunt and sisters used men’s sexuality as a weakness to exploit and blackmail them, so Roy is very conscious NOT to do that, instead twisting it to make it seem like he’s one of those men when in actuality he’s working with the girls.

Idk how much I actually believe this theory, but it’s definitely plausible. There are also moments where he 10000% had the opportunity to lose his v card (preferably with Riza Hawkeye, who I can very easily make the same argument about) and maybe he took that opportunity, who knows.

He’s also such a nerd I doubt he cared much about dating before the war.

Anyway, regardless I fully believe he’ll never confirm or deny anything, simply to keep the mystery alive.

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riza and elrics bonding save meeee save me riza and elrics

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HES SO FUCKING SELFAWARE HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE THAT

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this series is a lot gayer than when i left it a couple years ago

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coquette jeonghan is so important to me 🎀

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Dabi really is the representation of the stored rage that eldest daughters carry within themselves…. Rage and anger at being laden with expectations- and when you finally crash under their weight you are thrown aside without any help from the very people who are supposed to be taking care of you

“His suffering will be proof that I existed” what a line. What a fucking line.

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Dabi and his dumb smiles🥰

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Its so me I love spooky Hawks <3

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Can't wait for U-20 arc so we can see Isagi seducing Hiori and Kurona 🤭

It's amazing how Blue Lock, the soccer manga, does harem romance better than actual harem romance anime.

Like not even a joke.

Isagi is so good at rizzing up these motherfuckers, it's like a fucking art form.

It's like it moved up in difficulty level with each romantic casualty too.

First was Bachira, who was easy as hell because he's a friendly, but lonely ass guy, and he saw the potential in Isagi immediately.

Then it was Kunigami, who was also kinda easy, just pass to him, and he'll give you his meat.

Then it was Chigiri, who was a bit more of an ice princess, but Isagi melted him down pretty quick.

Then it was the slacker Nagi, who doesn't give a shit about anything, until Isagi shows him the way.

Then Isagi proceeds to seduce BAROU, a guy who literally hated his guts and didn't think anything of him. Now that bitch actually uses his name and wants to crush him and outright talks to him unprompted, which is NUTS.

And then it was RIN.

A guy who seemed literally impossible to rizz, due to his brother complex, but then Isagi and Rin teaming up for the U-20 match changed him.

And it's like...DAMN.

Harem romance wishes it was this good with build up and character development!

It's literally a sliding scale of difficulty.

Now Isagi just needs to seduce Kaiser, and then we can call him the god of charisma.

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Olivia Benson in every episode - 1x12 "Russian Love Poem"

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