call me emmett, they/them, pākehā | 1. Be kind, 2. Have fun
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me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
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tired of min-maxing. googling how to live terribly and wrong
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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.
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unfortunately once you start noticing the tendency of some sci-fi to flatten every character into ‘ambiguously atheist’, the implication that the only future is one where no one has any religious beliefs is going to piss you off for the rest of time
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a bumper sticker that says I LOVE SEEMINGLY MUNDANE ASPECTS OF LIFE
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This is probably my favourite tweet ever hello we are your bank
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What a wonderful piece of media! Surely the fandom will be literate and normal
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#it's john sheppard with the caption#this barbie is traumatised#so uh#that would certainly go some sorta way
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au where padme lives and raises her two children thinking that anakin died on mustafar and works behind the scenes in the rebellion
and anakin/vader thinks that he killed padme
and they both think the other is dead and vader hates the shadowy leader of the rebellion and padme hates the emperor’s black-suited attack dog
i just have a lot of ideas about this idk
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some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament
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sorry dude i got distracted by the beautiful river of chest hair you have flowing between your tits, can you repeat that?
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Anybody else have a growing fear of updating their tech cuz everything seems to be getting worse and worse
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