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we are the new americana

im a tiny gay iguana

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no offense but how are girls so damn pretty like I can’t go one day w/o seeing a girl so pretty that i’m partially reborn like no offense but can girls really chill

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I'm headed straight for the castle

now my neck is open wide: cancer, virgo, pisces

begging for a fist around it: aries, gemini, scorpio

already choking on my pride: taurus, leo, sagittarius

so there’s no use crying about it: libra, capricorn, aquarius

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The Signs as Weird Websites

Aries: Fallingfalling.com

Taurus: Procatinator.com

Gemini: Nooooooooooooooo.com

Cancer: Purple.com

Leo: Haneke.net

Virgo: Thequietplaceproject.com

Libra: Corgiorgy.com

Scorpio: Eelslap.com

Sagittarius: Omglasergunspewpewpew.com

Capricorn: Heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa.com

Aquarius: Omfgdogs.com

Pisces: Pointerpointer.com

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the signs as weird/funny shit that happened at my school

Aries: the legendary cafeteria fight where a girl ripped off a chunk of another girl's hair

Taurus: when some guy was just chillin' and making paninis during silent study hall and then asking the pissed off study hall supervisor if he wanted one

Gemini: when my spanish teacher was talking shit about other teachers and spreading rumors about them in the middle of class

Cancer: That time we had a substitute teacher who didn't let us work until she wasted pretty much the entire class period talking about her life

Leo: the fuckboy who decorated his best friend's locker with penis wrapping paper and penis balloons for his birthday

Virgo: That time when the teacher left the room and some Indian guy stood up on his desk and began singing the american national anthem in a fake indian accent

Libra: "DAMMIT CARLOS WAKE UP!"

Scorpio: The guy who brought up political issues IN THE MIDDLE OF CHEMISTRY and engaged the entire class (including the teacher) in a heated discussion about government spending

Sagittarius: When it started to thunderstorm during a marching band showcase and the band still had to do their show while being pelted with hail

Capricorn: When my choir teacher spent a class period talking about his failed love life

Aquarius: when some guy showed up to school dressed up as Elsa and sang "let it go" at the top of his lungs during passing passing period

Pisces: That time in Chemistry when nobody had any clue what was going on because the lab instructions were confusing and the teacher was in hysterics about how stupid we all were and he left the room

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october poetry for the signs

dear aries, the memories are beautiful, but if they cut you with their sharp edges, let them go.

dear taurus, don't be afraid to let someone see the parts of you that you hate.

dear gemini, you will find your place in this world, and it will be heavenly.

dear cancer, they can laugh at you all they want, but they'll never be as lovely as you.

dear leo, don't let the things that could have been keep you awake at night.

dear virgo, sometimes it is the things we love the most that destroy us.

dear libra, empty promises are often the most difficult to break.

dear scorpio, rest assured that one day you will understand why it had to happen.

dear sagittarius, they'll think of you when they see birds flying high above their heads.

dear capricorn, whether they appreciate you or not, you are important, and you are loved.

dear aquarius, remember that you do not have forever.

dear pisces, if you are not their first choice, they should not be yours.

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Virgo sun, Aquarius moon, and Scorpio rising? :)

all the focus and consistency from your virgo sun can kinda get all like ??? with the aqua moon but thats not not necessarily a bad thing like i feel like youre some type of eccentric artist (especially with your scorpio moon) like you find comfort in creating and organizing things that people look at and kinda go “wow thats new and cool” 

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pisces sun, capricorm moon and cancer rising. tell me something about me please? :)

your pisces sun and cap mon can kinda contradict eachother sometimes, but together i feel like you focus a lot on improving yourself as a person and trying to help others and make life better for them. you tend to zone out sometimes when youre working yourself too hard, but you always find a way to get whan you know you deserve (even if you procrastinate on the way there)

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Thoughts on aqua sun gemini moon gemini rising ?? thanks c:

you seem like suCh an extrovert omgoodness tbh i love air placements so much, you guys are so much fun idk. you have a really colorful personality, really into arts like writing and drawing/painting/photography/etc. also a really eclectic sense of style too, makes me think of the colors yellow and pink o:

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what are some good ways for Geminis to get over a breakup?

mmmmmit might be best for you to spend extra time with your friends or other people close to you, maybe go through your phone and get rid of things that connect you to them. try to express yourself through art of writing too if its really getting to you :> good luck

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the signs + famous quotes by famous poets

(individually posted here)

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the signs as space things:

aries: asteroids

taurus: solar systems

gemini: supernovas

cancer: natural satellites

leo: constellations

virgo: stars

libra: galaxies

scorpio: dark matter

sagittarius: solar flares

capricorn: planets

aquarius: black holes

pisces: comets

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makes art / is art

makes art: gemini, virgo, libra, scorpio, aquarius, pisces

is art: aries, taurus, cancer, leo, sagittarius, capricorn

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These posts have to do with the traits, qualities, etc, associated with the Twelve Zodiac Signs. They may apply to individuals with their Sun in said signs„ many planets in that sign or the House associated with it, or a strong influence in their chart by the Planet that rules the sign.

Additionally, certain posts may apply to those with a planet in said sign. “Aries and Romance,” for example, may be relatable to an individual with Venus in Aries, “Aries and Sex” to an individual with Mars in Aries, “Aries and Work” to an individual with their Midheaven in Aries, etc.

This post explains why you may not have all the traits associated with your Sun Sign.

This post explains why you may have traits of a Sign that isn’t in your chart at all.

All about the Signs

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

Facts about the Zodiac Signs

The Elemental Quality of the Signs

Fire Signs

Earth Signs

Air Signs

Water Signs

Basic facts about the Signs

Basic Qualities of the Signs

The Signs’ Starstones

Parts of the body the Signs Rule

The Cardinal Signs

The Fixed Signs

The Mutable Signs

The Qualities of the Signs

The Dualities

The Triplicities

The Modalities

The Polarities

The Seasons of the Zodiac Signs

The Symbols of the Signs

Planetary Rulers of the Signs

Physical Appearances Associated with the Signs

Genders of the Zodiac Signs

The Males of the Zodiac

The Females of the Zodiac

Women of the Zodiac

Men of the Zodiac

Types of the Zodiac Signs

The Decans

Erudite

Callow

The Zodiac Signs’ Personalities

What the signs are concerned with

The Signs’ spiritual goals

The Sign’s personalities

The Signs inside

The Signs’ Strengths

The Signs’ Weaknesses

Best Environments for the Signs

Ideal Partners/Friends/Children for the Signs

Positive Traits of the Signs

Negative Traits of the Signs

The Nature of the Signs

The Signs’ Habits

Gift Ideas for the Signs

The Signs and Fitness

The Signs’ Challenges

The Signs and Colors

The Signs’ Vices

The Signs’ Psychic abilities

Tips for the Signs saving Money

The Signs’ Personality Profiles

Info on the Signs

The Signs Fateful Missions

The Signs’ deepest Needs

The Signs and Anger

The Signs and Candles

Scents for the Signs

The Signs and giving Advice

The Signs and Sorrow

The Signs as Brides

The Signs and Jealousy

The Signs’ Ice Cream Flavors

The Signs’ Manipulation Potential

What the Signs Do and Don’t Want You To Know

The Zodiac Signs and Break Ups

Tips for the Moving On

What Gifts the Zodiac Signs would give you

What the Zodiac Signs can learn from one another

The Zodiac Signs and Seven Deadly Sins

The Zodiac Signs and Seven Holy Virtues

When you Compliment the Zodiac Signs

What the Signs talk about

Ages of the Zodiac Signs

The Signs as babies

The Signs as Kids

The Signs as Teenagers

The Zodiac Signs and Work

The Signs at Work

The best jobs for each Sign

Careers for the Signs

The Zodiac Signs and Family

The Signs and Relationships

The Signs as Siblings

The Zodiac Signs and Friends

The Signs and Friends

The Signs and Relationships

What the Signs can l

The Zodiac Signs and Romance

The Signs In Love

The Signs as Partners

How to Woo the Signs

How to tell if the Signs Like you

The Signs and Relationships

The Signs and Romance

What the Signs need in a Partner

How to Make Up with the Signs

The Signs as a Wife

The Signs as a Husband

Tips for Dating the Signs

The Zodiac Signs and Break Ups

The Zodiac Signs and Sex

The Signs’ Erogenous Zones

The Signs In Bed

The Signs’ Sexuality

How to Seduce the Signs

The Signs and Sex Positions

If the Zodiac SIgns Were…

The Signs as Pokemon

The Signs as Mythological Creatures

If the Signs were Food

If the Signs were Food (2)

If the Signs were Dogs

If The Signs were Patterns

The Signs as Famous Paintings

If the Signs were Piercings

The Signs as Disney Characters

The Signs as Pixar Characters

The Signs as Dreamworks Characters

Pokemon Trainers

The Zodiac Signs in a word

Other

Astrology of Pets

Quotes from famous Members of each Sign

Famous members of each Sign

The Signs’ Cheers

Zodiac vs. Zombie

The Astrology of Past Lives

The Zodiac Signs and Maturity

Names for the Zodiac Signs

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the signs’ aesthetics

aries - cinnamon,flower fields,cute socks,vinyl records,misty days,thunderstorms,beanies,dream catchers,doodles,pancakes,pretty foreign words.

taurus - pressed flowers,faerie lights,forests,rainy days,comfy blankets,sunflowers,old/ancient coins,sitting at the fireplace with someone you love,puppies,grid prints,willow trees

gemini - roadtrips,the 90s,monochrome,ripped jeans,trains,sunsets,movie marathons,bubble gum,cute skirts,doc martens,2am adventures.

cancer - pretty plants,starry nights,cookies,old books,acoustic guitars,libraries,sweaters,blueberries,cotton candy,succulents,pumpkin drinks.

leo - gold glitter,lavender,polaroid cameras,city views,dyed hair,ankle boots,lollipops,holographic materials,vintage cameras,burning wood/bonfires,skull decor.

virgo - brogue shoes,knitted sweaters,coffee shops,chipped nail polish,sketch notebooks,pumpkins,mountains,cherry lips,stargazing,ginger/hazely hair,sparklers.

libra - worn out sneakers,loose-fitting dresses,snowflakes,key-chains,ice-skating,collarbones,the sound of a piano,watercolors,pixel art,messy hair,white bedsheets.

scorpio - vintage materials,harry potter theme music,museums,first kisses,cranberry juice,evergreen trees,veiny hands,scented candles,books,promise rings,autumn leaves.

sagittarius - freckles,teabags,old films,bubble baths,oxford shoes,train journeys,pressed juice,baseball caps,lilac colored materials,paper lanterns,cypress vine.

capricorn - paris apartments,mom jeans,werewolves,clear eye glasses,seasonal room decor,lokai bracelets,blackberries,button up shirts,hand-written letters,mason jars,veiny eyelids.

aquarius - crystals,mermaids,bright eyes,mix-tapes,band shirts,exotic flowers,denim skirts,attic window views,pretty seashells,yellow flowers,collared shirts.

pisces - pastel materials,body butter,overalls,pinky promises,meaningful necklaces,winter slippers,tea,the feeling of skin on skin,journals,clouds,magic crystal balls.

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My friend:[can't find me in a crowd] this calls for drastic measures

My Friend: [using hands as a microphone, yelling] I'M NOT LIKE MY SIGN AT ALL

Me: [From across the room] CHECK THE REST OF YOUR BIRTH CHART

My Friend: There she is