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we stan one muppet. and its janice

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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got Demons in my head (the demons is bruharvey)

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you don’t see many people eating hunks of cheese and bread with meat anymore. perhaps due to woke?

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Source: Lesbians On The Loose (April 1995 • Issue 64 • Vol 6 No 4)

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You guys are BULLYING ME

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Honestly the only slur I ever get called is 'gay' or 'homo', people here just aren't very creative with their slurs anymore

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I know I’ve posted about this but I still think about the time I was a dog groomer in the middle of nowhere and that old lady called in and said she had a wolf and we were like whatever and booked her because sooo many people who say they even have wolf crosses actually just have GSD/malamute crosses or whatever so she came in and it was actually a wolf and I was like ma’am idk if I can bathe your wolf actually and she was like I told you it was a wolf and I was like I mean. That’s true you are correct this is on us. However,

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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

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fanart of jesus holding a hippo was not on my 2024 bingo card

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Actually girlhood is being obsessed with a specific historical tragedy when you were like 9

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two dudes catching up but then an achievement pops up above them thats says "BECHDEL TEST PASSED" and they both look at each other and go "so ive been meaning to tell you something"

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umm awesome ad i just got wtf

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the cucks have unionized

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I'm not the deadbeat dad I'm the dad who got beat. to death