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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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absolutely hilarious potential for a bluedam AU in which blue is still being cagey about the curse but adam starts honing his psychic capabilities earlier and he’s done one-card draws for blue without a problem but then at one point lays out a larger spread and blue’s like “waIT DON’T–” and adam’s squinting at the cards and then back up at her like “can you please explain the overpowering knowledge that you’re gonna kill your true love when you kiss them. blue that shouldn’t even be a reading that’s possible. i don’t even know why i think that. blue. what the hell”

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i'll never be over henry cheng.,., strange and sexy rich boy mob son living in a house of empty connection and directionless wanting. hey man no cigarette for me i just wanted to relive my childhood kidnapping here in this hole in the ground with you

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Dioooooos

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Neither enemies to lovers nor slow burn but a secret third thing called Schrödinger's intimacy. We are in love and we are not in love do NOT open that lid I swear to God.

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I think getting insulted by Sam would genuinely kill me. Like some of the silly college boy insults he gave were actually insane. What do you mean Sam told Dean that he was "like the rat from the experiment that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies". How do you even respond to that. You can't. He's won.

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I am so sorry but my boyfriend is the best ever, i'm bragging. I am so sorry but i am so bragging about this

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whenever characters have a weird dad and a missing/dead/unmentioned mom the fandom tendency is to assume she's normal to balance it out. but it's always valid to instead assume she matched his freak. that she was freakier. if canon won't give you enough insane women to work with it's always morally correct to fill in the blanks with your own

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the wicked movie marketing reminded me of how badly baum didn't want to keep writing more wizard of oz books, which were so popular that his publisher was hunting him like he was an injured deer leaving a desperate trail of blood through the snow

hello children, we are all gone to heaven! i love you! we are dead! goodbye forever!

DOROTHY GALE.

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vampire lesbians RRAAAAHHHH

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say something funny

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HATE IT when there’s a song that has One Line that makes me think of a specific character or pairing or whatever but the rest of the song is completely irrelevant to that situation so i dont even put it on a character playlist or anything because its not worth it but it still makes me do the metal gear solid alert noise whenever i get to That Part of the song

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I think we should normalise "in-law brawl zones" at weddings. Like if your mom is rancid and sucks and your partner's mom is rancid and sucks, and you wouldn't really want to invite either of them, you could build them a little pen as a containment area, put them both in there, and they can tear each others' throats out without ruining anyone else's nice day.

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imagine louis and armand referring to daniel as their fledgling

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my new job is so good except for this part