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nothing like stepping outside while the seasons are changing and suddenly feeling a change in the weather that knocks you back in time by several years
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Thinking about how when my oldest brother took Japanese classes his professor was like your pronunciation is really good 😊 but you need to watch movies that aren't about the Yakuza because you sound like a criminal
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The Best Ever Death Metal Band (piano version)- The Mountain Goats
I’ve never heard this song performed on piano and it’s a special thing.
The introduction is really powerful and it is reminiscent of the novella John later wrote, Master of Reality in which the main character has been forcibly put into a mental institution because of their obsession with death metal.
I definitely was crying before the song even started.
Hail Satan!
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Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
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fuuuuuuck man they have horse advantage. we are fucked
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Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.
You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?
So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?
So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?
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"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually
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“trans men have a responsibility to combat bigotry in their communities and-“ Everybody Has a Responsibility to Combat Bigotry in their Communities it came free with your fucking Being in a Society Dipshit
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Sick list of symptoms bro. Now try humanizing your behavior instead of pathologizing it.
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big fan of when grief drives characters to do fucked up things that are ultimately pointless and do more harm than good rather than just like. going to therapy
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massive thanks to all the porn bots that follow me. thank you for the undying support
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i wish there was a way to be like "research the TRUTH about 9/11" without sounding insane, but the older i get the more i realize i wasnt misremembering and the memory of that day has become completely sanitized as an example of american heroism in the face of terrorist aggression and not one of the most horrific systematic failures and explicit moments of sociopathy resulting in a mass maiming/cancer/unidentified remains event.
an unfathomable amount of firefighters died because, despite being given a 21 minute warning that the building would collapse from a helicopter above specifically bc the NYPD hates the fire department
after the first tower had been hit, workers in tower 2 tried to flee and were told to go back to work by security guards and port authority
1000 remains are still unidenitfied
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yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole
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