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pov she pushes you off the roof, refuses to date you and then asks for your hand years later. also you're both cops and the world might be ending
Happiness (2021) | Episode 1
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Museums not giving stolen artifacts and bodies back is bonkers. Like what if someone from China went into Arlington cemetery and dug up JFK’s dead body and took him and his eternal flame back to China and refused to give him back like that would be pretty messed up and kind of weird right like put John back that’s not where he goes but that’s basically what the British museum does every day
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My question is, what do the weird anti-kink people do when they discover they have a kink
do they just like
pretend everyone else likes feet or hair or McDonald’s playplace mascot statues or whatever exactly as much as they do
Or is it more of a Catholic denial-of-the-self sort of thing
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I am completely and utterly normal about rivers, creeks, lakes, forests, ponds, hills, mountains, and other natural landscapes (lying)
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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you
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You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit
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if you don't know how to end a written work you should be able to just let the words fade out like an 80s song and not resolve anything for the reader
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Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building
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ep 46 now and i love them so
done with ep 40! otp is now married and you can see the foundations of a trusting and affectionate relationship i'm so giddy for them. also I might be wrong but I think it was Zhao Liying and Feng Shaofeng who sang the ending OST instead of the usual singers and that's so cool to me omg
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still not over the stephen colbert thing, the way they're punishing him so much by not only essentially firing him but cancelling the show he loves in its entirety, which means also punishing all 200 people who work for and with him on the show.
it is setting an example. it's saying, "this is what happens when you speak truth to power. we will not only punish you. we'll punish the people around you that you've led and loved. is it worth it now, stephen? would it be worth it, other late night talk show hosts? if you don't keep quiet, we will quiet you". the other late night talk show hosts are not all under paramount (iirc, it's just the daily show), but this sets a precedent that tells them they are all vulnerable.
"it's not a big deal" idk man it really seems like it is
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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
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Lizzie/Darcy + YouTube comments PRIDE & PREJUDICE (2005) Dir. Joe Wright
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