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I reallyyyyy wish people wrote more about Jon's experiences in the unknowing especially with the lotion thing because my god?!
imagine every day something was rubbing you with grandma smelling perfume and imagine hearing how that thing was planning on skinning you alive
And this is a headcannon I just stole from a fanfic but imagine getting your skin cut by that monster
But not cut enough to make you bleed no just deep enough so they could put their finger under your skin and move it around
LIKE HELLO?! I WISH MORE PEOPLE WOULD EXPAND ON JON'S LOTION TRAUMA THERE IS SO MUCH POTENTIAL
#Magnus archives#PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I WANT MORE ANGST#nikola orsinov#the unknown#Jonathan sims#magnus archives fanfic
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Wow guys I can't believe Tim is alive and is just missing a foot and he survived the explosion and he is happy and was there for Martin when he tried to go into the lonely and he and Jon made up and nothing bad happened he witnessed Jon and Martin get together and then he went on a kayaking trip
Hmmhmm
I am so relieved he's Alive
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Behold!!
✨✨Teaholding video✨✨
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S1 Jon: Good lord, Mahtin breathed in my direction, can he be anymore useless?
S2 Jon: Mahtin just asked me to have a good day, which is probably a threat. He is going to kill me.
S3 Jon: The Unknowning is very dangerous so Mahtin is gonna stay behind.
S4 Jon: Mahtin? Where is Mahtin? I miss Mahtin. Peter Lukas has taken Mahtin, I am gonna kill him. Mahtin, let's run away.
S5 Jon: Mahtin, the love of my life, my everything, you are the reason I am alive right now. If you weren’t there I would have died. I love you to the moon and behond.
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The web trying to get Jonathan sims be like


#Magnus archives#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the web#the web fear#annabelle cane#a guest for mr spider
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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen
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Thinking about sad doomed jmart :(
Jon saying he loves Martin and he is so sorry and Martin crying back and saying he loves him to and and and
GRAHHHHHEHEHESHD IM SO MAD I HAVE A SCENE IN MY HEAD BUT IT'S SPOILERS FOR THE ENDING OF THE VAMPIRE FIC GRR
#i hate not being able to talk about stupid vampire fic#j want to info dump qnd CRY#GRAHSHEJANS#agony#jmart
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OUAHHHHH THAT HURTSSS SO MUCHHH RAGHHHEHS



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Sneaking off to the Panopticon
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Ngh Jonathan sims in a corset
Someone see my vision please
#his waist is already snached since hes missing two ribs#ohh i wanna plap plap plap#get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant#i wish mpreg was real#jonathan sims#Magnus archives
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As an afab enby person, I’m tired of the reactions I get to growing my hair out. No I’m not detransitioning, and no I’m not “embracing my femininity”. I’m growing my hair out to be more like Jonathan Sims. Nothing else.
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AHHHH I am so happy with my new hikaru and Karou funkos!! Look at them!! They look so good
Now I literally just need them to make a Mori and I will finally have the entire host club!!
I have so many more things I want to get for my ouran collection but completing the funko host club was one of my goals and I did it :3 yay!
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I GOT THEM I FINALLY GOT THEM
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Chat I need help naming the tma x ouran somewhere else au
Should it be called.
Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this is retched host club
Ourans highschool archiving club
Or something else idk guys help me
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SIR YES SIR 🫡 but in all srs-ness I'm glad people are liking my ouran somewhere else au :3 I posted part 1 earlier if people are interested in getting some context
Kyoya: alright so Tamaki Mr sims and Mr blackwood are gonna be... Supervising the club now as the school board won't allow a club that isn't monitored anymore
Tamaki: huh? Let me talk to my dad about this I don't want teachers in my club ESPECIALLY that draft mr sims he clearly doesn't know anything about romance and since this is a romance anime I simply cannot have him ruining the mood
Kyoya: ugh.. Tamaki please don't do something drastic I've already had to deal with enough damage control today
Jon: uh... Ahem right yes uh me and mr blackwood will just uhm * he looks around and finds an empty corner" we'll just sit over there
"HOLD IT"
*renge appears from the ground. Martin and Jon are shocked*
Renge: you boys are so stupid you are missing possibly one of your biggest money makers yet
Tamaki: what do you mean they're just some English teachers no one would want to be romanced by them
Renge: AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG many girls fantasize about a teacher and student relationship it is one of the forbidden taboos in history, many girls in this school already think Mr sims is attractive including myself
Jon* blushing and freaked out*: WHAT
renge: A lot of people would also fall for me blackwood, a soft spoken tea loving guy who is filled with anxiety please you guys are so stupid for not noticing
In this group of yours you don't have a tsundere type or the sweet soft boy type which are some of the most popular tropes in fujioshi media
*Martin and Jon look at each other with the most confused and scared looks of their life*
Renge: but to top it all off they're clearly in love!
*the entire room goes silent for a moment. You could basically hear Jon and martins blushes forming"
Martin: P-pardon miss uh lady but we don't want to become money makers or date students we just want to do our..... Job..?
Renge: *sighs* listen if you're the ones who wanted to supervise the host club you gotta participate in its activities, I want let my precious kyoyas hard work go to waist
Tamaki: honestly renge does have a point, we have a lot of moe already with the twins and honey and Mori but this could be a business strategy alright then Mr sims Mr blackwood today you are now officially hosts!
Kyoya groans while Jon and Martin stay blushing and confused
Jon *whispering* : i should have stayed at the panopticon
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Kyoya: alright so Tamaki Mr sims and Mr blackwood are gonna be... Supervising the club now as the school board won't allow a club that isn't monitored anymore
Tamaki: huh? Let me talk to my dad about this I don't want teachers in my club ESPECIALLY that draft mr sims he clearly doesn't know anything about romance and since this is a romance anime I simply cannot have him ruining the mood
Kyoya: ugh.. Tamaki please don't do something drastic I've already had to deal with enough damage control today
Jon: uh... Ahem right yes uh me and mr blackwood will just uhm * he looks around and finds an empty corner" we'll just sit over there
"HOLD IT"
*renge appears from the ground. Martin and Jon are shocked*
Renge: you boys are so stupid you are missing possibly one of your biggest money makers yet
Tamaki: what do you mean they're just some English teachers no one would want to be romanced by them
Renge: AND THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG many girls fantasize about a teacher and student relationship it is one of the forbidden taboos in history, many girls in this school already think Mr sims is attractive including myself
Jon* blushing and freaked out*: WHAT
renge: A lot of people would also fall for me blackwood, a soft spoken tea loving guy who is filled with anxiety please you guys are so stupid for not noticing
In this group of yours you don't have a tsundere type or the sweet soft boy type which are some of the most popular tropes in fujioshi media
*Martin and Jon look at each other with the most confused and scared looks of their life*
Renge: but to top it all off they're clearly in love!
*the entire room goes silent for a moment. You could basically hear Jon and martins blushes forming"
Martin: P-pardon miss uh lady but we don't want to become money makers or date students we just want to do our..... Job..?
Renge: *sighs* listen if you're the ones who wanted to supervise the host club you gotta participate in its activities, I want let my precious kyoyas hard work go to waist
Tamaki: honestly renge does have a point, we have a lot of moe already with the twins and honey and Mori but this could be a business strategy alright then Mr sims Mr blackwood today you are now officially hosts!
Kyoya groans while Jon and Martin stay blushing and confused
Jon *whispering* : i should have stayed at the panopticon
#I'm crying this au is so funny#martin and jon being forced to be hosts and just be gay#they need to stick near kyoya#the entire club is weirded out by this#whenever jon and martin talks to each other the girls go “OH MY GOD THEY'RE TALKING THEY'RE SO CUTE”#haruhi is no longer the only sane person in the club#i think martin and honey would be friends#sorry jon accidentally making one of the girls take a statement and kyoya is like OH SHIT#ohshc#kyoya ootori#the magnus archives#ouran highschool host club#au#jonathan sims#the magnus archives au#tma#suoh tamaki
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There aren't enough soulmate Aus in the tma fandom
I want to see red string w jmart I wanna see them sharing each other's pain I wanna see them covered in sharpie just to communicate I want all that yummy stuff please I beg
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