my nickname is queued // queued on toyhouse // queer + agender + possibly autistic // make sure to drink water and brush your teeth today!
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i dont know why anyone else misses analog board games, but to me, it's because physical parts let me cheat. there's no moving pieces around when someone isnt looking in a chess app, no sneaking bonus pieces out of the graveyard in checkers, no double drawing cards in go fish.
i spent years developing those skills as a Professional Little Brother. what am i supposed to do now, go back to college? learn how to play games the right way? i mean, who gives a shit? the fun part was never the game, it was the Getting Away With It. or, you know, for the rest of my family, Catching The Bastard. now that was entertainment.
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AND HERE ARE THE RESULTS! the first picture contains the 7 cats who will be used for the plot i had in mind, while the rest i LOVED but will use for other stuff! congratulations to everyone who won! there will (likely) be more opportunities to submit characters in the future if your cat didn't get picked c: tumblr winners: @ayepii / @hellsballz / @pinkrabbitarts / @kogasaur / @charlies-pantry / @str4ngef0rk / @lesbianambermoon / @mossysproutt / @electrofloat / @CloudyMilku / @tomfoolery-coolatta
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I think people assume being a monster fucker all your fantasies about monsters are sexual. In reality at least half of the time I’m like “if I was fucking a dragon I would NOT have to scrape ice off my windshield like this. This is bull shit”
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more doodles of the fursona (he/him)
now with taur and capricorn versions!
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I like how the "Welcome Back" meme always lines up death days with birthdays, because it implies that souls only attach to hosts that have already exited the womb. Perhaps amniotic fluid repels souls (how could we use this?), or perhaps souls cannot differentiate between mother and child until the umbilical cord is severed. But I imagine the most common explanation would be that the soul enters the body via inhalation (at first breath), which would make the soul an airborne parasite. But to answer your question, no I cannot explain the gap in my resume.
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can't explain it, this mob encounter makes me laugh every time
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me when i’m watching breaking bad and jesse gets beat within an inch of his life instead of saying some shit like yo mr white can i get some extra cash for the zoo gift shop bitch
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Art Fight attack for calathazar and flipwix!
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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.
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a lonesome grieving mother is asking you to leave.
check out the analysis thread for this piece! this is part of a series :] analysis threads for all the pieces
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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)
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meowdy, its time for another FEEDING FRENZY!! tonight we'll all be attacking an artfighter who has yet to receive an attack this month! as a reminder, this will be the LAST FEEDING FRENZY before i go on hiatus for a month... so let's make it count, and let's ARTFIGHT!
TWITCH | YOUTUBE
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I had a dream in which you were some kind of machine created solely to make hit posts, but as time went on your posts became more and more nonsensical because your programme was running out of possible word convinations to make the next hit post
Have a nice day
!?????!!??!????!!!! ☹️☹️☹️☹️ ??!??????!!!!!!! you think this of my poasts.... 😢
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