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Was this how she saw me? I looked so at ease. My eyes were glittering blue instead of stormy grey, and they didn’t have the shadows under them that I was so used to seeing.

– Thusia, pg 298

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Kinktober Day Twenty-Two | Doc/Hush | Fuck or Die

Happy 22! This is a very light-hearted take on this prompt but I hope you enjoy ^^ Hush wakes up to a very concerning discovery and asks Doc to help. This is an 18+ fic! MDNI! Read the full fic here.

Doc stirred, reaching across the sheets for the man who had been in their bed when they’d fallen asleep. It wasn’t the first time Hush had stayed over and it probably wouldn’t be the last. Still, as their hand moved over the sheets, he was gone. The bed was still warm from where his body had been so they knew it hadn’t been too long. They sighed and threw back the sheets, wincing as their bare feet touched the cold hardwood floor. They blinked a few times, trying to get their eyes to focus. 

Light was shining from under the bathroom door, the sliver a beacon in the dark bedroom. They got up and stumbled to it, attempting to push it open. It was locked. They stepped back confused, he never locked the door. He didn’t even really need the bathroom but Hush had taken to it after wondering why Doc went into the small room so often. They tried the handle one more time, jiggling the handle to no avail. 

“Hush? What’s going on? Why’s the door locked?” Their voice was thick with sleep and they cleared it, trying to put more authority behind their tone. Him being locked behind a door made them nervous. They heard the lock click and the door cracked open. Hush’s face came into view, he looked nervous, worried. 

“Doc? I think I need help.” His voice was low, like he was worried someone might hear him. Doc leaned against the frame, crossing their arms over their chest. Hush sighed, opening the door an inch more. “Can you come in?” 

Doc obeyed, slipping into the bathroom as Hush made enough room for them to do so. He sat on the edge of the tub, face flushed and fear across his face. Doc leaned against the counter, waiting for an explanation. 

“I don’t know what this is. It started when we were sleeping in the bed and it will not go away. What should I do? I think this must be what Vega felt when he died. Or my body is trying to tell me that something is coming.” He finally relaxed his posture, moving his hands to either side of him and spreading his legs slightly. His hard erection was poking up through his sweatpants. Doc blinked, unsure of how to react. “I think I’m dying and it would only be proper to say goodbye if you can’t help.” 

“I— you need help? With that?” They stifled a laugh, pressing their palm to their mouth to avoid showing their smirk. Doc looked up at him from where he was sitting, the ghost of a pout on his lips. He shoved his sweatpants down to his thighs, his cock against his stomach. His breath came a little heavier and he lifted a hand to touch it but hesitated. 

“Is it going to kill me? It feels like it might. This is how rigor mortis starts, right? I’ve read about this before, I thought it was only part of death for humans.” Hush scrunched his face up, seemingly trying to focus on making the erection go away. He sighed after a moment, looking back up at Doc. Still hiding a smile, Doc nodded and moved towards the door. 

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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hey man. hey. just letting you know. in another life okay. i would be your girl. maybe we'd even keep all our promises just us against the world. okay dude in another life right. i would make you stay. so i dont have to say you were the one that got away

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ey thats me

Grouchy Vampire Tattoo Artist | Armand Lopez | A Redacted Audio OC

Posting some OC content now that I have art for some of them. The art is by my dearest @androgynouspenguinexpert ! More info under the cut.

Armand is a 72 year old Vampire who was turned when he was 27 during a drug deal gone wrong that resulted in him being left for dead. The vampire Desdemona, a woman turned in the late 1700s, who would go on to marry the monarch Baz, making Armand vampire royalty by marriage. He adjusts to vampiric life fairly well as he was a bit of a drunk/night owl during his human life. He continues to use his human skills in art and becomes a tattoo artist who travels to various venues to give tattoos. He still enjoys the taste of alcohol after turning and frequents many bars in Dahlia where he meets Alzir. The pair eventually start dating after he takes an interest in the innate way Alzir seems to know what he’s feeling, something he is not used to. He is friends with Noah, the House of Baz prince and the pair are close friends.

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It looks like Eridanus, and it sounds like Eridanus – but whatever this thing is, it's not him.

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you know you're better than this

(BODY HORROR WARNING)

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hi sorry for the outta the blue ask, but your art makes me wanna draw again! today i got out my old sketchbooks because seeing yours made me miss it

what a lovely ask! i'm so lucky to be able to inspire more creative people. have fun drawing, it's gonna be great! :]

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pov your cringefail pathetic wet wat man coworker is angry at you >:(

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Sky Side's Oops! All Yandere Collab!

It's another Sky Side collab! This time the theme is yandere for a spooktacular Halloween special! Please go check out all the lovely people listed here and give their pieces some love! - Everyone's usernames will be listed above their piece! Keep in mind these projects are themed around yandere and most contain violent themes.

@androgynouspenguinexpert - Marcus/Asset

@/bluewhispers on AO3 - Porter/Treasure

@ryoko-san - Freelancer/Kyle (CW: Violence/Blood)

@your-local-mom-whore - Guy/Honey

@gingerbreadmonsters - Vega/Warden

@kilarthmac - Azmidi (CallBoi)

@astraybird - Porter/Treasure

@deviarisa - Blake/Bestie

@angelicaether (myself) - Angel/David

@lovelylonerliterature - Angel/David

@nortyourself - Blake/Bestie

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who NEEDS classics when you have this masterpiece

Hot to Go!

The time has come, it's my contribution to the Sky Side “Oops, All Yanderes!” Project. You know we had to get scary and freaky for the Halloween season. So I present to you Yandere!Guy. Mind the tags my honeys, he’s fucked up and we love him that way.

Thank you to my beta readers @angelicaether and @androgynouspenguinexpert as well as thank you aether again for putting this project together

✨THIS IS AN ONGOING PIECE TAGS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE BE ADVISED✨

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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ENDLESS LIFELESS GIGABYTES

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MAYBE IT'S FOR THE BEST I CAN'T GET ANY CLOSER.

I WOULD TEAR YOU LIMB FROM PITIFUL LIMB.

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so call me beep me if you wanna reach me

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hey thats me

I CAN'T STOP! THE COMMISIONS!

This time I got some busts by @androgynouspenguinexpert of my demon OCs! Thank you again for drawing my colorful little guys!

Do YOU want a commission from Penguin? You should commission them! Right now! Go!

Introducing Mimosa and Samaya, my therapy d(a)emon OCs (because I'm fucking projecting ok) under the cut for long post

Mimosa (any pronouns)

genderfluid misery demon sona psychologist

Works in a magical hospital with more severe mental illness

“Drug induced psychosis or illusory overload?”

Does a lot of research on the intersection of magical people and mental processes in the context of a non-magical society

Blue And Purple™

No-nonsense, unfuckwithable, stays ready “Are you intimidating or just black”

“Gender? I don’t even know her” Realized gender was a human construct during the 90s and never looked back

Will go to bat for patients against insurance companies

In their late 60s, a bit jaded about the world at large which is why they’re so defensive over their patients

From the American Deep South and kept the accent - Strong food opinions (southern food is of course superior), drinks coffee just because they like the taste/smell but it’s decaf because it doesn’t do anything for them

HATES DUMP and only works with them as necessary - respect to Cam but it could not be me energy

Rebellious phase in the 60s where they were either refusing to go to Elegy because the humanity made them so angry - dragged like wet angry kitten by their steward to Elegy to feed when they eventually found people that were interesting and went into people as a special interest

Mimosa is a binary star system and the second-brightest object in the Crux constellation, and part of the Southern Cross asterism

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Samaya (they/them)

Nonbinary as in “you humans and your need for gender is so silly to me”

Sri Lankan, about 250+ years old based on their estimates

Specializes in seeing vampires and demons, working night hours for accessibility (currently seeing Alexis and Sam)

Not tech savvy… at all - still writes with pen and paper

Earthy vibes, greens and browns and oranges

A little unsettling because they smile a lot even when saying really intense things

Studied psychology/psychiatry in England and then the states with legendary historical figures - and then realized they were all white and human and took their stuff to build on it (loves crit theory and philosophy from poc across the globe)

Very invested in learning languages to try and communicate with people in their native languages as much as possible

Spicy food enthusiast

Tends to wear traditional clothing or traditional fusion clothing out of a deep hatred for colonization, includes hairstyles

Samaya, or HD 205739 is a yellow-white star in the southern constellation of Piscis Austrinus ("the southern fish" in Pisces), discovered by Sri Lanka, meaning peace in Sinhalese

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well, you don't know me

but i know you

did somebody say redraw no i will not be linking the original

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right away mr president