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"We're not good enough to become famous online sensations!"

- Luke Manning (famous online sensation), We Buried the Wrong Guy

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"Sign…the confession leaflet."

– AJ, Once Upon a Time, I Killed Mum

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"Ow! I'm feeling another emotion!"

– Tom Mayo, Late for Work (HUGE)

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"Hey, don’t let the constant mental breakdowns get you down! Alright? It’s normal to just shout at everyone who comes into your office, no matter what they’re in there for."

– Luke Manning, The Midnight Mystery

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"Why would you offer Jesus a cocaine egg?"

- Sam Russell, Time Warp

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Just wanted to say that I always scroll through your blog for the descriptions of my insta posts so thanks

Aaaaaah you're so welcome!! Glad to help :D

It makes me so happy whenever I see people enjoying this blog :)

(Also, what's your insta if you don't mind sharing it??)

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"Martha? Is your-- Martha? My-- my name is-- my name is Martha. I'm Martha, you're Darren. Hello Darren. I'm Martha. I'm panicking. I'm panicking!"

- AJ, Change

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"Did I mention I was raised in a nunnery, YOU LITTLE BITCH?"

- Tom Mayo, The Phantom of Hornchurch

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"If you stand in the river, the current may flow a bit. …Less. But only a beaver can make a dam." "Was that like, a three-parter?" "It was one of my haikus."

- Sam Russell and AJ, No! I Always Loved that Caravan

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maybe this is a dumb question, but how would you like us to submit quotes? I'm a little lost lol

No such thing as a dumb question! :D

And any way you want! There's a submission box, or if you prefer you can send it in an ask and I'll tag you as the submitter (or as anon if you decide to stay mysterious). The only thing I ask is to please include the video/longform that you're getting the quote from (preferably with a time tag if it's from a longer video, like from a livestream/dnd session) and who said it. Either way, thanks for wanting to send things in, I love seeing the quotes people love :D

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"I would love to be BaCk in the GROUND!"

- Luke Manning, No! I Always Loved that Caravan

submitted by @doodle-ratz and @very-confused-alpaca

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“Why are you so tired, it’s like seven in the afternoon?”

- Sam Russell, The Ingredients

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"Well, guess I better go about getting some raw materials then."

– AJ, The Hobnob Affair

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"We never stop, my dear. Now you're on the Silver Rails. YOU RIDE AND RIDE! YOU RIDE INTO THE BLACKNESS, OUT INTO THE NEVER AFTER, OUT INTO THE-- are we done?"

- Tom Mayo, Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall

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"SPOTLIGHT!"

- SFTH, I Don't Want to Visit Grandma

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~i'm so sorry don't mind me I didn't realize there was a submission option hhfgh

Hahaha it's all good!! Asks work too :)

(Also, I'm so sorry that I'm answering this so late, and to everyone who's submitted quotes in the past little while. Life's been kind of hectic so I've been letting the blog run itself on the queue for a bit but I'm working on it now, so your submission should come up....within the next couple of months? Anyway. There are a lot of quotes, sorry guys. 😔)

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"Maybe the deadliest animal of all was you, mate." "NO, IT'S CLEARLY A MONKEY WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN!"

- Tom Mayo and Sam Russell, Flurry

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