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Juno: I am lethal. You Laurence, are short and fat.

Beetlejuice: I am what the breathers call THIQQ!

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Lydia at Charles: Leave me alone, I'm an adult!

Lydia at Adam: If you don't come to the dentist with me I'll end myself.

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Beetlejuice: My furby died in my arms as a child.

Lydia: I'm sorry for your loss?

Beetlejuice: It wasn't a loss. I've never felt more like a God.

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Beetlejuice: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Adam: That's called murder and that is illegal.

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Lydia: Apparently, I'm a lesbiab-

Lydia: Lesbiam-

Lydia: Less bean

Barbara: It's okay, take your time.

Lydia: Girls.

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Beetlejuice: I no longer harbor hatred in my heart for bright ugly colors, I appreciate their vibrancy and flamboyant lifestyle. They never abandoned me like my father.

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Adam: So what was your childhood like?

Beetlejuice: Oh, you mean my tragic backstory?

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Adam: I am brave. Rollercoasters? Love them. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I only drive through neighboorhoods that only recently have been gentrified. Yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything

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Delia: Treat spiders how you want to be treated!

Lydia: Killed without hesitation.

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Delia: You just need a hobby!

Lydia: I have a hobby.

Delia: Hating everything is not a hobby.

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Beetlejuice: Teeth are the only bones that are socially acceptable to show people. I smile at you and that is being polite, but when I unpeel my rib cage it's "Horrifying" and "I need to see a doctor.”

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Delia: Paper has 6 sides, yet we can only use 2 of them effectively.

Lydia: the other four are for bloodshed.

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Lydia: Your shoelace is untied.

Beetlejuice: I’m aware. It’s a choice.