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displeasing the entity
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Nea: How come whenever a guy sleeps with a lot of girls he’s a ‘player’ but when i do it i’m a ‘lesbian’?
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Jake: How are we gonna get up there?
David: We could climb up that moving box thing.
Meg: Dumbwaiter.
David: What’d you just call me?
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David: Hey, Dwight, are you a painting?
Dwight: No..?
David: Because I’d like to nail you against a wall.
Nea: Oh good, I thought you were going to say you wanted to hang him.
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Jane: Do you ever feel like you’re being watched?
Ace: All the time, when you look good you get used to it.
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Zarina: I think the word you're searching for is "toxic"
Tapp: The word I'm searching for I can't say because Dwight is present.
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Frank: ...Do you have any questions?
Joey: Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?
Frank: That wasn't a question.
Joey: That wasn't a plan.
Frank: I'm sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Joe. It's not my fault you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
Joey: A what, now?
Frank: I'm callin' you slow, Joey. God, why don't you take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll?
Joey: Well, why don't you take an art class?!
Frank: Why don't you see HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE?!
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Killer: *hits Feng*
Feng: hit or miss,I guess they never miss,huh?
Elodie: hit her again
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Laurie: Nice rock.
Feng: Thanks, Adam gave it to me.
Adam: I threw it at you!
Feng: Isn’t he the sweetest.
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Meg: I heard one in four people are gay. That means, at least one person in this group is gay.
Dwight: I hope David’s gay, cause he’s cute.
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Julie: People ask me how I manage to keep the legion in order.
Julie: I dont. Earlier, Frank called for me and when I walked in Joey shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.
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Élodie: I can’t believe that guy tried to kill me!
Bill: We escaped, El. You’re fine.
Élodie: I have feelings, Bill!
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susie, talking about seeing bubba and max at coldwind together: and they’re roommates!
frank, julie, and joey, in unison: oh my god they’re roommates
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[at a restaurant]
Dwight: are you single?
Jake: *blushing* yeah
Dwight: great. *takes extra chair away* thanks!
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Jane: i just got a new toolbox, what should i put in it?
Ash: spaghetti
Jane: i'm taking suggestions from anyone but you.
Ace: spaghetti
Jane: i'm taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Steve: spaghetti
Jane: i'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Dwight: We're just..
David: Fixing..
Dwight: Yes! We were just um fixing.. this gen... together!
Jake: So do you two normally repair generators without your clothes on?
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Nea: Does anyone have a flashlight?
Meg: You’re the only light I need.
Nea: Dwight is going to die, Meg.
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Adam: Can I be frank with you guys?
Yui: Fine, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help.
Cheryl: Are you joining the legion?
Quentin: Can I still be Quentin?
Kate: I'm kate!
Jeff: Guys, shut up, let Frank speak.
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