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“Himejoshi beyond the ken of mortal minds.”

Fanart of Sevens, from the cosmic horror webnovel Katalepsis. She’s really into theatre, and girls. (1873)

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Nearest is Madeline from Celeste, a few inches closer than Badeline. Probably not great, I feel like being a plush toy is not going to help the anxiety. And then her other half wasn't included on top of that.

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It’s my freaky baby I would die and kill for it

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welcome to the wiktionary list of old english surnames we got

● sound of shooting a boba pearl through a straw

● bird noises

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● audio of a flogging

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metroid is about isolation

but metroid is also about learning to do trick jumps from random animals who celebrate when you get it right, and about saving them even as the planet shudders under your feet

and metroid is about lowering your gun when you meet the last of a species who's only just hatched, and gently holding out your hand

and metroid is about accidentally calling the name of someone you care about, who you thought you'd lost, and finding out they've been with you the whole time

and about a little scribble of a child with their parents tucked into the corner of a grand mural

and about the gifts left behind by others because they may be gone before they get to meet you, but that won't stop them from helping you

metroid is about love actually

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> be me

> bump into a drunk wizard on the subway and she curses me

> find out the next morning that I'm transforming into a catgirl

> track down the wizard and confront her about transforming me into a catgirl

> she is very confused because she definitely turned me into a catboy

> ask her why I feel like a girl then

> well fuck

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@hungryhazel Tenny!

Running a D&D campaign and conducting an experiment to see whether my players will notice that every helpful supporting NPC has a first name that ends with -enny before I run out of plausible-sounding names that fit the pattern.

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Touhou and Team Fortress 2 holding the line against the push toward verisimilitude in video game character design by reminding us what it's truly about: putting people in really stupid hats.

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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he just likes being included

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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

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when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

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Playing a tabletop RPG where being married is mechanically represented as a persistent status condition and the evil wizard trying to dispel your party's buffs accidentally gives you a divorce.

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Blaghaargghagaa with mama

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v.2

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