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UNDER 30 SECONDS BITCH HAHAHAHA

Thomas jefferson...because I can...SHUT UP

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You can’t just wound us like this then run away giggling-

:)

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Ok, but when in the musical are we talking? Any specific phase or just the whole thing?

I think Lin Manuel Miranda is hot in Hamilton 🤭

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I swear, following ppl feels like

“Excuse me? Hey? Hello? Um, yes I’d like to give you a piece of my soul. No? Too bad, it’s already watching your every move. I love you ^^”

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I don’t even know what to say-

I just. Wow. Im quoting this daily from now on.

ok so here’s the thing. i’m a person of principles. a creature of moral codes. i don’t write porn of real, living people. if you’re alive enough to google yourself, if you can open AO3 and see someone say “namjoon fucks like a god but cries after,” then i think you deserve a break. go touch grass, darling. if you’re breathing and posting instagram stories and occasionally lurking your tag, i believe—with all my heart—that i should not be describing how you’d look getting rawed against a wall.

we hold these truths to be self-evident: that privacy is hot, that respecting real people is hotter, and that parasocial delusion needs to clock out at a reasonable hour and touch some fucking grass.

but.

BUT.

if you died before electricity. if you were legally married to a concept called "freedom" but emotionally married to drama. if you wrote fanfic about yourself in the form of 30-page political essays and once started a duel over mean tweets—then sorry babe. you're content now. you're lore. you’re historical pulp fiction with a bad haircut and a scandal addiction. and i WILL be writing you getting spitroasted by your political enemies while they quote the constitution mid-thrust.

alexander hamilton is not a man. he is an idea. a brand. a cautionary tale in breeches. he’s a government oc who powerwalked into every room like he was about to be hate-fucked by the federalist papers. he chose this. he made himself narratable. he told on himself in public and then bled out in a field over it. he knew what he was doing.

and listen. if your ghost is going to haunt the american curriculum every year like clockwork, then i think i get to haunt you back—in the form of erotica so depraved that your powdered wig would detach mid-fuck from the sheer force of it. you made choices. now i get to make mine.

AND ANOTHER THING. i am vietnamese. you know what that means? this is revenge.

this is post-colonial rage in literary cumslut form. this is me, a southeast asian girl with generational trauma, dragging the crusty founding fathers through the slashfic trenches as payback for the invasion, the war crimes, the agent orange, and the textbook whitewashing. you dropped bombs on my grandparents. i drop jefferson’s dick in hamilton’s mouth like a guillotine. balance.

call it reparations. call it fanfic imperialism. call it writing back to the empire in the language of filth. whatever. just know that every time i write madison calling hamilton “my sloppy little constitution bitch,” a war criminal gets a nosebleed.

and if you’re still mad about this. if you’re like “that’s not fair!” well guess what. it’s not. it’s a double standard. i am a hypocrite. and i will be a hypocrite with carpal tunnel and 400 kudos before i ever stop.

anyway. thank you for coming to my TED talk. pls go read my fics. ily hehe.

💌🕯️🇻🇳 power to the people. and by people i mean founding father sluts.

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I get shell shocked every time I see their art not chibi. Like, can we just take some time to appreciate this

Masterpiece.

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… ok, thank you for your time.

You're my sweet submissive subject ☺️👑 forever and ever and ever and ever and ever~~~

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“Only the ocean and I will knoooow” a death. The Hamilsquad is GONE ;-;

Victim 7: Hercules Mulligan (& John Laurens)

Cause of death: decapitation

The discovery was grisly. In a secluded patch of overgrown woodland, two partially decomposed heads were found nestled against the roots of an old, rotting tree. One belonged to Hercules, who had been missing for a while by this point. The other head, unmistakably that of his friend, had already been buried weeks prior in Mepkin Abbey, states away. For reasons still unexplained, his body had been removed from its resting place and left here beside the other. Laurens’ body had been located, but Mulligan’s body was never found. No sign of a struggle, no body, no bones—just his head, left in the silent company of another. Without a known time of death or even a confirmed location of death, speculation runs rampant. Was he murdered long ago, or only recently? Was it ritual, revenge, or something older, stranger? Only the forest knows, and it has chosen not to speak.

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You can’t escape the miku binder

i wuld like to show everyone my awesome roblox avatar

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Being in the Hamilton fandom has taught me that facial hair is attractive. I refuse to take any criticism on that

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Fake or not this is funny asf

LMFAO

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This post contains censored depictions of nudity. If that makes you uncomfortable, please scroll. Translations are in the alternative text.

Thank you for reading

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Thought these two frames were funny, so I figured I’d share with the class

muttering quietly to the audience that you find your political rival slash enemy cute during your rap battle with him which could mean nothing

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Ok tbh Im just fucking with you Strawb-

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This one too it’s fucking adorable

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We moved on too quickly from this