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Sorry, having a bad time right now
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Techno getting Pavlov's Dogged on by tyrant top until he goes from feared military adversary to trained pet
#the squire#ideas#writing#bottomblade#i was trying to get the gears going tonight but got distracted#make him relinquish his sword to get bent over already!
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i like the idea of a tall man like Techno being pinned down and fucked by someone he looks down on for his height (especially Quackity)
Absolutely! Techno's a tree and Quackity 's ready to climb!
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[Rough dsmp height headcanons]
-Tallest 5-
Foolish: 7 blocks
Bad: 5½ blocks
Sam: 4½ blocks
Ranboo: 3¾ blocks
Techno: 3 blocks
-Honorable Mentions-
Quackity: 1⅖ blocks
Phil: 2¼ blocks
Wilbur: 2⅔ blocks
#the squire#ideas#this is for my own reference but feel free to adopt my belief system#Squire's HCs#Squire's Fic Refs#for:#Good Behavior#casual fic title announcement#also im completely talking out of my ass here#what does this mean nobody knows#i just wanted to rank heights
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The votes are in we're going with big kitty, more updates later tonight
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hey i just watched alva's new accessory - what i was expecting was his ball-carrying effect - which is a chin lift with his whole hand (i think you should watch it on x because i'm not good at describing actions, but it made me giggle and kick my legs, i screamed. like he was squeezing someone's face to interrogate, that accessory goes really well with his warden skin)
okay, more idvsmp ideas
in the match, 3 people were flying, the other one (Techno) was looking for a dungeon to escape but was found by the hunter (Sam) and beat him up. Techno was in the process of dying and almost dying. Sam lifted his face up (using his new ball-carrying effect) looked at Techno and kissed him lightly on the face and put him on the rocket chair and flew away - Techno kept cursing - and of course Sam didn't care… (and he's definitely wearing the Warden skin - damn, Sam in that skin and with that accessory - AaaaaAaahhhhh---- and Techno's wearing his Original outfit, a simple shirt and black pants, hair tied up and glasses, simple but easily torn if Sam goes too far…)
OMG DOES HE HAVE A CARRY ACCESSORY NOW???? Anon I can't find a video of it anywhere I'm suffering
But that sounds so hooooooot
Techno getting bullied by that tall pretty man makes my heart go 💕
#the squire#comments concerns#idvsmp#I need to be carried live that mr alva pls#sir sorry sir sorry sir sorry sir s#i am a SLUT for Alva Lorenz
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14 hours left folks, if u have an opinion hand it over
Ok poll time
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come here and give another idvsmp idea
Gold Foil!Sam and Lead Consultant!Sam fight for Paranormal Detective!Techno
(3P, ehe-)
(Alva's 7th anniversary skin is so good 🥵🥵🥵)
Omg I hadn't even seen gold foil before I googled it for this ask HOT MAN BARKBARKBARK
Why can't I have all these hot alva skins netease pleeeeaaaaase I'm so gaaaaaaay
This is a 12/10 idea thank you I absolutely need PD!Techno to get in that sandwich he's earned it
#the squire#comments concerns#idvsmp#please people who dont know idv google these skins you will understand the vision#the men are so hot#suffers gayly#i want to be in that sandwich tbh
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Have you read "Love Bullet"? It's great, the content is simple, it's about cupids going to matchmake! (and it's Shoujo ai/Yuri)
A small AU. Technoblade is a college student but has never experienced any romantic feelings in 20 years of living in this world and died in a big accident. And he was reincarnated as a "Cupid's child". Their age does not increase and they cannot love, only go on matchmaking missions for everyone.
After 5 years - after Techno died, he woke up and started his mission. Techno saw his friends and rivals who had become more mature before they died. And he wanted to find out who the people they loved/liked were. and ironically, they all had a crush on Techno, only Techno, all the way from high school to college and even when he died, they still had a crush on him…
Well, a sad story about TechnoHarem…it could be Dream, Sam, Quackity, Wilbur or Schlatt, they all had a crush on him. Techno is a fool in love, behind him are many people who love him but he doesn't realize it…
Sorry for the late answer, but that sounds cool!
I've never heard of that, I'm not much into reading yuri (im a big fan of penis /hj) but that sounds cute! I love Technoharem with all my heart
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The Amazing Digital Circus but make it DSMP who's who go
#the squire#ideas#dunno if id go with Pomniblade#but if so imagine Phil as Kinger#maybe Nikki as Ragatha#idk
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In honor of I Hate My Job, imagine: Boss Schlatt, Overpaid Employee Techno sucks his dick in the office
#the squire#ideas#schlattnoblade#not related to my job at all just inspired by being employed in general#i WISH i had an office job#secretary techno - secretechno
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Updates the pinned during my break
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during the examination of fem!Techno. Fem!Sam noticed that fem!Techno was wearing a too thin shirt, revealing her extremely daring bra - a black lace bra with eye-catching floral patterns (usually fem!Techno would wrap bandages instead of wearing a bra to make it easier to fight, you know a woman with big breasts is hard to fight. Anyway, this is a small gift to tease the inmate with small breasts) Noticing the Warden's gaze, fem!Techno couldn't help but laugh, puffing out her chest to tease fem!Sam. But unexpectedly, her shirt was torn off afterwards-
(I love wlw SamTechno 💕)
Big titty Techno is peak tbh.
And her wearing a fancy bra just to tease Dream (I assume this is itty bitty titty committee dream propaganda /pos) is extra funny. Too bad Sam's taking it off immediately!
#the squire#comments concerns#snb#as a big titty haver myself i can attest its distracting in combat lol
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I'm also playing more idv recently so I'm once again thinking about the Idvsmp au
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still waiting for my "baby" (your fic). i want to see it 💥💥💥
Here's a little sneak peak then my lovely reader
#the squire#comments concerns#writing#previews#this part is specifically for the anon that likes sam threatening violence#i feed my people <3#explosions anon
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Do you guys want a small excerpt/preview
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"bigcat!sam is better!!" "centaur!sam is better!!!" Both (If both of them appeared in front of Techno with their dicks ready, Techno would definitely die (suffocate)
Shhhh don't worryyyy just vote the extra option ;)
#the squire#comments concerns#both ARE good but im indecisive lol#insert road to el dorado gif here#i dont wanna skew the poll so i cant tell you what the third option is shhhhhhhh
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