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Randy how are you keeping warm during these harsh winters

Dumpster

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Is this real?

Wh..- is-is that a- um.. a cat? Or a seal,,,?

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if you sent me an ask then it was probably deleted because i had to clean out my askbox um! sorry guys some of those were months old lmao

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hey Randy.

she’s a ten but she’s the swan queen

Oof.. this- this one is hard.

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If I gave you a hundred bucks would you attempt a backflip

I- i um.. probably- I would d-die.. or break my um.. my neck, probably, though

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hi, would you date the woman described below?

she teaches a self-defense class (protection from swans), lives off of rage and death metal (cool), and has a soft spot for literally no one else but you (free showers and food)

(i know your policy is beggars can’t be choosers, randal. DATE HER. NOW. 👿👿👿)

I-i um. I would probably date anyone who, uh, asked, considering um.. no- nobody ever asks. haha

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Randal we love you!!!

o-oh! Um.. I dont know why you would, but th-thank you!..?

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randy, can i have a hug? :(

Of- Of course..!

Randy gives you a hug. He smells like trash.

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I’m extremely ill rn I will cough on you 😇

Oh- don't, uh, don't do that..

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Go white boy go

Wh- What?

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i have worms in my brain. Im going insane. i think my autism fixated on Randy and im genuinely going insane. i want to choke him to beat him to kill him to fucking set him on fire

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we miss you

Aw- Really? I-uh.. th-Thanks!..?

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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can we listen to tv girl together and hold hands☹️ please ☹️ please ☹️

I LOVE YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

o-oh!

um,, sure!

You are now holding hands. TV Girl is playing, too.

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can i pay you to be my boyfriend plz plz plz plz plz i wanna take you out on nice dates n cuddle n have fun ;)

y,, you dont gotta pay for that

id take the money though

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if you let me kiss you i’ll give you like 10$..,

ten bucks.. just for me? just- just for a kiss?

deal??

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Randal, who has been standing nearby, attempts to quietly shuffle away. He trips and falls.

I baked you a cake :3

[Hands over a nice chocolate cake]

“yeh.. i’m not. eating this until i have randy make sure you aren’t trying to poison me.”