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No this is not end u continue
"The Fight" (part 2/2)
Abarant starts with a classic fireball
Scrumptious counters with an icicle
The Teal Mage places a fire wall
Lizzard's right now in a pickle
The opponent sees Lizzard's eyes bawl
The lizzer quickly summons an ice sickle
Quick counter, Abarant goes with flame crawl
Time for the Lizzard to use his big deal
As flames crawl up to him, he lets himself chill
And so, he casts the meta spell, great blizzard
Scrumptious the Lizzard, truly a great wizzard
But even the Roman Empire fell one day
And so The Great Lizzer Wizzer also may
Teal Abarant sees the blizzard, he thinks fast
He has a good idea, time for him to cast
His spell was or would have been "Time travel"
He goes back in time, what a marvel
As this spell only creates eternal loops
Resumes the earlier Fight of the two elite troops
Abarant replaced his earlier self with himself
When it again gets to the great blizzard
The Teal casts "Time travel", what a wizzard
The Fight is now looped, Abarant forever stuck
Nobody will win, nobody will loose, a tie, fuck
The hillside slowly will deteriorate
But Abarant saved lots of wizzers, no debate
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I think this is a real wizard
"Capable teal opponent"
A certain wizzard be studying a lot
a lot in his spellbook he got
also quite some stuff in his pot
after great magic he sought
he's a master of fire spells
in his fire no darkness dwells
also half decent with hydromancy
and I gotta admit that's pretty fancy
but that water stuff isn't relevant
so i’ll leave it out of this poetic rant
and his name's Teal Abarant
his magic's great, he doesn't scant
he's rising quickly in the wizzer ranks
also breaking a lot of banks
royals are after him
but too great is his whim:
too whimsical for the fancy
too lucky for the chancy
too quick for the fast
too archaic for those in the past
based on that great rhyme
I think he can manipulate time
I think he's a great match for a certain Lizzard
who may or may not also be a powerful Wizzard
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Napadla mě myšlenka. Přepadla mě myšlenka. Myšlenka na mě zaútočila v temné uličce a zlomila mi obě nohy.
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@cat-loving-elf
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Мой брат заставил меня здесь публиковать (я в безопасности пока он не переведёт)
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"Lizzard Wizzard"
I'm here, casting spells
poisoning local wells
avoiding royal cells
gathering seashells
cause im a badass Wizzard
in my name got an izzard
Scrumptious the Lizzard
casting great blizzard
I'm here with venom and fireball
but Scrumptious pull out his scroll
he cursing me with a freeze
always knew he's in the biz
damn good lizard mage
he's a reptile sage
now I'm frozen so I gotta stop rapping
the Lizzard about his victory is yapping
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That's funny.
hello all of tumblr I have made a chemistry meme and I shall bestow this human world with its absolutely astonishing beauty and humor
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I made this account because if there is no place for me here on earth, the least I can do is have my place in hell booked
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