radishpathsofglory

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I'm going to show this to my roommates

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

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sometimes you just fall off your bed and land ass first in a laundry basket

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if you have a pet that's named milkshake, and all the boys come to your yard to pet them, does that mean your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?

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what are you supposed to give a ghost if it's doing nothing but making spooky noises and turning on the tv

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the dog is in my spot solution lay on dog

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You're play BS with your family, and it's your turn. Your card to play this turns is aces. You look at the cards in your hand and back to the pile. You put your hand on the pile. "One ace."

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catching covid while everyone but you is away from the house for a week

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your contortionist s/o wrapping themselves around you like a snake for cuddles

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sometimes you have an entire thought and it makes sense. and sometimes your dumb ass thinks things like chigoatle