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He just starts yelling “OI!” Everytime one of them causes chaos because cycling through the list takes too long

More of Bruce Wayne, Father of Many, calling all of his children by each other's names.

just.

Bruce, at Dick when he makes a death joke (Jason gave him permission bc funny): Jason Peter Todd! Dick, blinking: That's literally not my name.

Bruce, negotiating a parent-child truce with Damian: Tim, please. Just go to bed. Damian: *lunges*

Bruce, staring a black-haired child in the chandelier: Get down from there before you fall, Dick. Cass, climbing down: Not Dick.

More of that.

Bonus:

Bruce, fed up with whatever child made the most recent reckless decision on patrol: Di- Ja- Ca- Ti- Whoever you are! You are not to do that again, do you understand me? Steph, snickering: Sure thing, boss.

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Slurped my monster too loud and now Micheal Myers is in my back garden

dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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Doctors also do that to comfort the families btw saying grandad has 3-6 months left allows the family to appropriately plan their grief and to prepare themselves, saying grandad has 1-2 years left will leave the family spiralling when he passes “randomly” and they can’t react with a plan

Doctors purposefully give people very conservative life expectancy estimates because it is better for the person to have their affairs in order long before it is necessary than to be shocked by how rapidly their health is declining. This should be obvious but you would not believe the amount of people who are like “My father was given 3 months to live 5 months ago. This is proof all doctors are idiots and stupid. Look at him. He’s fine.” pan to a guy actively doing the death rattle.

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Can’t tell if this is more Pratchett or Adam’s but it’s definitely something

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“I’ve lost my darling daughter” Ma’am your son has a bug collection he started at age 6, goes hunting with his father every weekend and has hated wearing dresses his entire life, what daughter?

One weird experience of transitioning is failing at ur assigned gender role the whole time and everyone constantly deriding you for it but then u come out and it's like we lost a beautiful gender conforming warrior today. Must grieve for my wonderful child who pissed me off by being ugly and weird since day 1

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I’d argue that her sweet kiss also kinda falls under this as it was written about (assumedly) yennefer and the idea that she kinda leaves chaos after her and her lovers

"So what's your favourite genre of music?"

"Songs about how Yennefer of Vengerberg is always gone when you wake up"

"What?"

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when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti

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Something something JPEG’s,something something dolls

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They locked him out of the airlock once, his adopted sister thought it was funny

He also ate a bunch of bullets one time so the crew couldn’t shoot him

have u heard of this cool band they're called the mechanisms they broke up in 2020 and almost all the shows are recorded in absolute dogshit quality. the lead singer gets killed on stage at least once

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It’s very important to me that Geralt fucking loses

Like really badly as well, and then he tries to fuck off silently in the night only for Jaskier to be standing next to roach, ready to chew him out for it after boyfriend of the week tells him everything, Geralt is expecting Jaskier to just walk away after and go back to the boyfriend, only for jaskier to admit that he left him after finding out they tried to play gwent for his hand and then just, joining Geralt again on the condition that he never pulls this shit ever again on pain of death or at least a very long telling off

Some time after the events on the mountain, Geralt finds himself in a tavern, where he unexpectedly runs into Jaskier — and the bard’s current lover.

In Geralt’s opinion, this lover is a bit of an arse. And no, that’s not because Geralt is secretly in love with the bard.

One thing leads to another, and Geralt ends up playing a game of Gwent with the man.

The stakes? Jaskier himself

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She somehow gets in spocks range and both Jim and bones have to actively put work in to keep them apart because they’ve heard of her, and they know that Spock would adopt her and teach her worse ways to cause chaos because he’s been with them for too long.

I like the idea of a Vulcan character who constantly does very reckless things so her human crewmates think she's strange but then she always has a logical explanation she delivers with absolute confidence.

"No, it was perfectly logical for me to jump out of the shuttle at that time. I had a breathing apparatus, and I was certain I could seal the subspace rift by hand before the Romulans opened fire. This was the only solution that would result in zero casualties. I might have died, but giving up is illogical."

She's known as one of the most fearless members of the crew.

Other Vulcans try not to acknowledge her.

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Jesus Christ just get a new socket

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

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Personally a fan of the their still like that they just cohabit and occasionally have to play nice in public

Like childhood rivals/enemies that actually did have a thing and their whole family/friend group thinks that all the chaos of their youth was just a really weird crisis because “oh no, I like a boy and I’m a boy” but then they get home and are actively trying to kill each other again

saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

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Charles translating after Edwin has finished his rant: “He said, that if we go into the spooky~portal~thing we’ll probably get stuck and might not be able to get out”

Crystal, still new to the agency, sat on the sofa, hasn’t slept in two days because of the case, running on instant coffee and pure spite: “NO THE FUCK HE DIDNT! WHAT WAS THAT??”

Kind of love the idea of Charles having the best friend from the Edwardian times equivalent of a parent’s toddler language decoder

Like Edwin says something in posh, flowery, old people language and everyone in the room who isn’t ancient is like the fuck is he talking about??? and Charles is just nodding along because he understood every bit of it even though that statement was at least three times longer than it needed to be

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Ladies, you know what to do

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

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That’s when delirium realised he was dying btw

HAPPY DREAM The Sandman | 2.09 "The Kindly Ones"