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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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Do you honestly think this is something you can win?

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Baked baker gave us a gift today and I sincerely hope @oshadefiant sees it

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I can’t believe I have a field surgeon OC and I haven’t drawn him operating on himself yet. Smh it’s like my favorite trope

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de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …

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Least sexual thing you're physically aroused by, go

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I can never leave Tumblr because after years of sporadic therapy utterly failed to even approach the core of my problem some random tumblr user was like “I processed my trauma by writing a 10,000 word work of filthy fanfic erotica” and I was like “fuck it I’ve tried everything else” and now I’m 17 chapters and 20,000 words deep into an unpublishable work of obscenity and after careful literary analysis with one of the Beloved Mutuals I have come to some Terrible Revelations about my childhood and may now continue the process of Healing. Where else am I supposed to get this kind of experience. Who does this. Why are we like this. I’m never leaving. I love y’all.

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jom

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Vivisecting him but in a romantic way. 

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straight men have beauty standards for men that are completely different than the beauty standards women and gay men have for men and then they get mad when they conform to the beauty standards other podcast bros set for them and women still don’t find them attractive

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ao3 is crazy because you'll read the most gut-wrenching 200k word slowburn that leaves you sobbing into your sweater at four in the morning and the author will be applejacksmonstercock

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Finally drew it! In the dream he kidnapped ppl because he was sure they were Christ’s second coming. He carved crosses into his skin as prayer and worshipped his captive’s blood (like literally injured them so he could touch and pray to it) and flew into a rage when they turned out to be just normal ppl. Wild dream

I had a wild dream about a bloodthirsty priest and tbh I think it’d go over real well this side of the tumbles

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I have a bunch of requests/ideas so i’ll try and not bombard you with them all at once,

have you ever tried using your tieflings horns as an anchor point for bondage 👀

Indeed I have! I would LOVE some suggestions, I’m not so creative that way yet

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been building a collection of posts from like minded individuals

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We went to a spicy new years’ party and there were people doing shibari and setting each other’s boobs on fire. There was also someone wandering around in an inflatable kangaroo costume

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a little whump to vent

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in a tangle