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Shit I would say to my gf
Wednesday, doing her writing hour.
Enid, entering the dorm cause she had to grab her supplies while the rest of the nightshades wait in the doorway, knowing Enid said to stay quiet cause writing hour.
Enid: sorry, Nes, forgot my sharpies for outlining. We’ll be in the quad if you end up wanting to carve pumpkins with us later.
Wednesday, not wanting her gf to leave her: why don’t you forget about carving pumpkins and stay here and carve your name into my back with your nails instead?
Yoko, Divina, Ajax, Bianca and Kent, make noises of shock, while Enid squeaks and covers her face with embarrassment.
Wednesday: next time you tell them to stay quiet, do it four doors away instead of right outside our room, their laughter is way too grating.
She ripped the page from the typewriter, scrunched it and threw it in the trash before loading a new page into the machine, poising herself straight up once more to resume her writing hour, acting like she didn’t just make her girlfriend pinker than her wardrobe and (her) friends mortified.
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SILLY RATS
Rats be with ye *throws you a rat*
Have some rats based off the Will Wood albums
Everything is a lot “Eial”/“Entropy”

Self-ish “Rat-ish”/“Animus”


The Normal Album “Atlas”/“Iso”

In case I make it “Star”/“Brie”


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wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation.
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So real for that
will wood song names are so funny they're always like "The Tree Test of Amsterdam: You Can Turn Maple Syrup Into Cocaine unless you ask to be or not to be a.k.a Werewolf Transgenderism in B Minor after a long rainstorm at Niagara Falls a.k.a The Frat Boy Anti-Anthem / trying to swallow an entire nuclear warhead is ultimately a fruitless endeavour [The Most Fruitful Endeavour is Danny Devito's Newest Action Blockbuster] a.k.a So What's the Deal With Airline Food - The Last Will and Old Testament of Jerry 'The God Killer' Seinfeld a.k.a The Last Rocky Road Ice Cream On Earth versus The Great Silicon Valley Disaster a.k.a Fast Times at Whatever High School You Went To a.k.a That Bush Is On Fire! (אֶהְיֶה אֲשֶׁר אֶהְיֶה) a.k.a I'm Getting Tired" and you hit play and it's one of the best songs you've ever heard in your life.
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HA HA I HAVE A WIFE NOW
married wenclair comic! they're goin out for a fancy dinner<3
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I like art :3



me when she walten' on my files, or whatever they got goin on idk i didnt see the movie
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based kitty
im so obsessed with this gif its unreal
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I made Will Woods "In case I make it," Album cover out of paper
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