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“My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel” - Sansa Stark
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I'll never do you no harm https://www.instagram.com/p/Buh9Y0qhdm7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=49db5rzzmd8l
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Fuck you I won't do what you tell me https://www.instagram.com/p/Buh7mzrhOB8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1eo51po5ykvth
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
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grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
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Sexy isn't always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
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“Ah, Perry the platypus!”
“What an unexpected -“
“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”
“You’re trapped!”
“By societal convention!”
“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”
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all i want is tattoos and to be hot as fuck
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