Khris🇨🇦🇩🇪~ a minor so watch yourself ~ Pangender, so any pronouns work ~ Pansexual ~ autistic♾️ ~ wiccan💜
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Barty: he called you love
Regulus: he calls everyone love
Dorcas: he kissed your cheek
Regulus: he kisses everyone's cheek
Evan: he looks at you like he wants to eat you
Regulus:
Regulus:
Regulus: yeah I got nothing there
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peter: to be fair, i'd probably bang mickey mouse
remus: EXCUSE ME WHAT
sirius: literally who the fuck asked
james: i get the rat/mouse part, but... he's a fictional character, mate
peter: yeah, and so are you
james: what is that supposed to mean???
peter: *looks directly at camera* nothing
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Byler shippers, I am a Mileven shipper and I am offering a compromise. We need to find a new collective enemy so that we stop going after each other. At the end of the day both of our ships are sweet and harmless and bashing each other is ridiculous.
Personally? I elect we go after the creeps that ship the adults and the kids, people that are actually causing harm in the fandom cause I stg fucking Henry x Will or Henry x El should not be stuff that pops up in the st tag but it does and it’s fucking disgusting I think we can all agree on that.

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rip jason grace you would have loved dating leo valdez
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hc that regulus hates pda so much that he's always at least three feet away from james in public. even if they're around rosekiller, who are practically dry humping each other on the sofa right across from them, regulus won't even hold james's hand.
this leads people to believe that reg just doesn't like physical intimacy in any way. the pairing confuses sirius especially because james is such a clingy person and regulus is averse to physical touch. james is making heart eyes at regulus from across the great hall for all to see while regulus ignores him.
but when they're alone? regulus needs every inch of his body to be touching james's, he needs to be lying on top of him, hands under his boyfriend's shirt because how dare cloth get in the way of james's skin? you will never catch them in the act, but regulus is the clingiest motherfucker alive. my guy is a yearner. he craves love so much, he's so touch starved, but he has been for years so he can control himself in front of others. in private regulus is even more cuddly than james
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On James’ first date with regulus (which was probably to a museum or art gallery) while waiting outside he found this really cool looking rock and just had to pick it up and put it in his pocket. The date goes well and all and they plan to have a second so James puts the special rock on his bedside table. At the second date James finds another rock and takes it home. By the time they start dating it’s become a thing, during every date James finds a cool rock, takes it home and adds it to his collection. One day Regulus finds his jar full of rocks and asks what it’s about. James is then able to recall exactly which date each rock is from. Regulus falls even deeper in love with his nerd boyfriend.
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“They’re just fictional characters” ok then why do I feel like their heartache personally cracked my ribs?
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james is the type of person who says idgaf, n then gaf. regulus is the type of person who looks all mysterious n shit but if you look closely, their hands are shaking. sirius is the type of person who has a bunch of weird stories you’re not even sure whether to believe or not. remus is like a classic lesbian who listens to Fiona Apple and reads Sylvia Plath—except he’s a guy. and gay. lily doesn’t just laugh—she cackles.
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Remus: Sirius fell asleep with his head in my lap and kissed my cheek when he woke up. He's so cute. I wish he liked me.
James: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*
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regulus “how long will you love me” black
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james “as long as you let me, and then forever after that” potter
but also
james “would you love me if i was a worm” potter
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regulus “no ❤️” black
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James: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Remus: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Sirius: Smad.
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Sirius and Regulus: *arguing in French*
Peter: do either of you know what they’re saying?
Remus: nope
Remus: but I have never been more attracted to him in my life
James, sat with a pillow over his lap: agreed
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Mike honey I’m sorry but I really think you’d drop him
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S3 was Mike's gay awakening argue with the wall 🤭

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