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PizzaPunch Headcanons

I don’t have a plot for pizzapunch but I do have some headcanons. These are somewhat personal and completely for fun. Do not take these to heart.

Elliot

- Comforts Guest after a round has ended. Usually will hold his arms out and Guest will just flop into his lap.

- Is sort of like a caretaker but not to an extreme extent.

- Knows a bit about medical supplies due to dealing with in the job injuries.

Guest1337

- Always checks on Elliot after a round. Especially if he heard about Elliot getting hurt.

- Exercises to keep himself together and to stay in shape.

- A little bit clingy. Tries not to be.

Both

- Protective over one another. Constant check ups are a must.

- Enjoy each other’s silence as they are both usually tired.

- Love languages are quality time and gift giving.

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Incoming message from: ʚ loser ★ ˏ ˏ

Hello again. I know that forsaken is going through its controversies but fear not. I will not stop writing—even though I haven’t posted in a month—I’ve watched the stream and an informative video on everything. I will continue to enjoy forsaken and you should too. Due to PizzaPunch slowly becoming a comfort ship for me. There will be more of it soon. I just wanted to put this notice out there because I know the forsaken fandom is in a low state of mind right now.

I also know that Cookie Run Kingdom was in second place for my poll. I may release some headcanons I have for certain characters as I enjoy giving them headcanons more than shipping them. I will do canon x canon for cookie run kingdom but it will not be the best.

𓂃 As always, thank you for reading and requests/asks are open.

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DoubleFedora

Happy Valentine’s Day, I hope you all get a bunch of candy and love from your significant other, friends or family. I don’t know much about mafioso and chance’s dynamic so this may be short. The writing quality may not be the best either.

♢ Everyone had gathered in the cabin, it was Valentine’s Day. A day of love, laughter, and joy. Gifts were shared amongst one another, most platonic, some romantic. It was nice to have some kind of peace. That was until a knock on the door. Majority of the group had ignored it, too busy talking amongst themselves. That group being, Shedletsky, Guest1337, Elliot and TwoTime. 007n7 stayed cooped up in his room.

♢ As for one particular gambler, he looked back at the door and contemplated. It’s not like he was expecting much, he had just gave his gift to the group. That being different coins to each fit their personalities. Chance honestly wanted to stay on the couch and rest but the knocking only got louder. He rolled his eyes and trudged to the door.

♢On the other side of the door stood a familiar face. Mafioso, with a bouquet of roses that seemingly had cards surrounding them. The two sat in silence only for a moment before Mafioso cleared his throat. “Before I attend to my usual job, I wanted to give you these.” He spoke as he handed the bouquet towards Chance. “Sorry what” Chance was a bit taken a back, I mean, he knew he was amazing but not to the extent where someone is at the door to give him flowers. “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Mafioso said before turning and walking towards his men who seemed to be hyping him up.

♢Chance closed the door, his face turning a red hue as he came to a realization. “I think I have a Valentine..?”

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PizzaPunch

The poll wanted Forsaken fics so that’s what I will serve for this post and the next. I think this ship is considered a rare pair? Don’t quote me on it. It’s not my best work, sorry if the writing quality seemed to drop.

☺︎ One moment you're working a shift at your favorite job and the next you're fixing up injured people in a cabin, how’d you even get into this predicament Elliot? To make matters worse, every hacker and/or murderer known to robloxian kind were on the loose. Majority of the surrounding area was closed off, rarely letting others in. Elliot had just finished up another large pizza to help those who may be affected by the most recent attack. It was him, Chance, Two Time, Shedletsky, and Guest1337. He’s become fairly acquainted with majority of the group, he still wasn’t comfortable around 007 but he still gave him care when needed.

☺︎ After Elliot had set the pizza down on a table before yelling out to the group “Pizza’s ready! Eat up.” A swarm of hungry and bruised adults rushed in and began munching on the pizza as if it was their last meal. Elliot let out a sigh before returning to a certain soldier. Guest had gotten pretty beaten up and it was best for someone else to take care of his wounds rather than him trying to do it himself. “Still don’t get why you need to get ya’ hands all bloody. I can take care of myself.” Guest sighed as he watched the worker dig around in a medkit. “I can barely even defend myself, you kept protecting me from the last attack. It’s the least I can do.” Elliot mentioned as he cleaned up the opened wound on Guest’s arm.

☺︎ A comfortable silence filled the area with muffled talking and laughter behind them from the others. Guest seemed to stare at Elliot, appreciating every detail on his face. “Y’know, for someone as pretty as you, I’d think you’d be on a magazine.” A red hue grew in the male’s face yet he didn’t say a word. Oh how he tried his best to focus on his task at hand. “Er- well won’t you look at that! You’re all cleaned up haha.. uh..” Elliot paused as he realized Guest was still staring and couldn’t help but stare back. He felt as if everything around him disappeared and then only thing in front of him was a muscular soldier with a sweet grin. “I think.. you’re attractive too.. anyways I’m gonna go, make another pizza. Bye!” Elliot murmured before clumsily cleaning up the medkit supplies and rushing into the kitchen. Guest couldn’t help but let out a chuckle as he watched the flustered worker scramble away.

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Incoming message from: ʚ loser ★ ˏ ˏ

Hello, no fic at the moment. I actually want to ask you all what I should write next. As of recently I’ve been deep into cookie run kingdom and forsaken. Dandy’s world lingers just a bit but I haven’t been playing it as much. Due to this I’ve been debating on writing Cookie Run fics/oneshots and maybe Forsaken but I don’t see much of the fandom here on tumblr. Yes, this means I might write x reader oneshots. However, if a oneshot were to gain multiple parts, I would post it on Ao3.

I would appreciate it if some people would vote on this poll. It will be up for a week that way I can hopefully have a good sum of votes.

𓂃 As always, thank you for reading and requests/asks are open.

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BerryFunny Oneshot

I find their dynamic nice.

✢ A simple supply run. Dandy sent them down as usual, every so often appearing to give them potential items. Goob wasn’t feeling well so Looey took his place in distracting, however Sprout was there as well thus keeping him on the edge. “Looey, are you sure you don’t need a heal? I have enough.” Sprout mentioned as they descended to the next floor. “I’m alright Sprout! I’m very fast like this so I’ll be okay! Don’t be so worried!” Looey smiled with his usual goofy grin. Sprout sighed and the elevator opened.

✢ There was no major threats. Looey immediately ran out, Sprout keeping a close eye whilst he found nearby tapes. “Come and get me!!” Looey yelled as he set off an air horn, alerting all the twisted. Machines were slowly getting completed, it was almost time to leave. Looey was still running about. The final machine was completed without warning, causing the balloon to panic. “AH-! SHIT SHIT F*CKING HELL-” The twisted had gotten a lot quicker, causing them to catch up a bit. Sprout was on the look out and saw how close the twisted too close towards Looey for his own comfort. Considering the yelling, he took that as an excuse to finally heal Looey.

✢ The two just barely managed to get into the elevator on time, their fellow toons questioning their safety. “Thank you..” Looey muttered as he caught his breath. “Yeah yeah yeah. You do know I’m staying even closer to you now thanks to that right?” Sprout retorted as he crossed his arms. “Oh nooo, what torture~!” Looey said sarcastically before smiling. “But seriously, I don’t mind you being close. I enjoy having you around me.” He continued not realizing the words that came out of his mouth.

✢ Sprout rose a brow, “Oh? You like having me around? I’m flattered.” He smirked causing Looey to get hit with the reality of what he said and immediately stumble over his words. “WELL— YKNOW YOU ARE A HEALER SO— NOT SAYING THAT I ONLY WANT YOU AROUND CAUSE YOU HEAL ITS JUST.. UGH FORGET IT.” Looey rambled with a flustered expression.

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Merry Christmas everyone.

I present a gift to all of you from me. Popular Dandy’s World ship fluff(?) oneshots. FruitCake & MoonFlower

FruitCake

☆ Cosmo wakes up groggy, rubbing the sleep away from his eyes. He gently moved his blanket off of his body before getting up and stretching his arms. He had a busy day ahead, it was Christmas Day. A day for joy, presents, and a whole lot of sweets.

☆ He headed towards the kitchen, thinking of the many desserts to bake for the day. “Gingerbread men,, maybe sugar cookies? Oh and of course some cupcakes.” Cosmo mumbles to himself as he grabbed the ingredients from the cabinets, counting, measuring and even double checking said ingredients. He began his baking, the sweet aroma of the delicate desserts filling the air. A certain strawberry arrived in the kitchen in an almost panicked manner. “Cosmo—! I’m so sorry I overslept!! Let me help you.”

☆ The previous day, Sprout had made a promise to Cosmo saying he’d help bake some of the sweets for the Christmas Party in Gardenview. Cosmo simply giggled before shrugging. “It’s alright hun, I just got started with the chocolate chip cookies. Here you can mix the batter.” He handed the mixture over to Sprout who almost dropped the bowl. The berry was a bit flustered considering the name he was just called. None the less he did what he was told.

MoonFlower

❊ As the most known mains, it’s important the two make sure the Christmas Party was perfect, well at least to Dandy. Astro tiredly watched Dandy who was arranging the decorations whilst instructing other toons what to do and where to put things. It was clear he was slowly becoming stressed. The ichor situation had boiled down but it’s obvious that Dandy was feeling the pressure of every toon. Some still didn’t trust him, some barely looked at him yet he was trying.

❊ Astro walked over towards Dandy in hopes his presence would calm him just a bit. “Starlight. You’re stressing again.” Astro calmly whispered, catching his liver off guard. “AH-! Astro, hello my love. Do I look stressed? I don’t feel stressed, is it obvious? I mean everyone might still hate me, Shelly can’t even glance in my direction, Sprout still has this look of disgust every time he speaks to me and I just—” Dandy rambled. Astro looked at him worried, he took hold of his face, causing Dandy to face him. “You’re doing great. Everyone is just trying to adjust but they know you’re trying. I’m happy to know that you’re willing to try for us. For all of us.” Astro ended his sentence by kissing Dandy on the forehead. “Thank you Astro. I.. I needed that.”

𓂃 Thank you for reading and Happy Holidays. Stay safe out there.

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Intro 𝜗𝜚

˚₊·ˋ ʚ loser ★ ˏ ˏ

ᰔ 18 ˊ POC

⏤ writer ♡ ˊɞ

welcome to my fanfic blog ~ requests are open

fandoms at the moment ~ hellsing, dandy’s world, forsaken, cookie run kingdom + possibly more

Will & Won’t 𝜗𝜚

Will ୨ৎ

sfw, suggestive, one-shots, x reader, canon x canon

Won’t ୨ৎ

**nsfw, minor characters, *full fics

this will be edited regularly.

My Works 𝜗𝜚

Dandy’s World

FruitCake

Moonflower

BerryFunny

Forsaken

DoubleFedora

PizzaPunch

PizzaPunch Headcanons

*if i make full fics i will show previews here and the full thing on ao3

**would rather not. i don’t feel like posting literal smut on a platform where minors roam.