Okay just a TINY QUICK drabble about the Valhalla trio based on THIS INCIDENT.
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"Alright alright, I gotta question for ya then, doll." Shuji swirled the drink in his hand slightly, the sound of the ice clinking off the glass drew your attention to him as you sat cross legged on the floor in front of him. Baji and Tora sat on the couch that Shuji leaned his back against, and their attention now turned to you as well. If the three of them all looking at you wasn't already enough to make you a little flustered, Shuji's next words were just the cherry on top. "Fuck, marry, kill. Me, Keisuke, Kazutora."
You wanted to throw something at him as his typical shit eating grin spread across his face. Baji immediately raised an eyebrow at the question, and you could see him lean forward, the query immediately garnering his full attention. Tora looked down at the glass in his hand, but you could tell he was just as interested, he just happened to be a little more polite about it than the other two. Your own eyes immediately fell to your glass, cheeks on fire as you thought about the answer.
"Um… well…" You hesitate, and you could practically hear them all holding their breath as they waited for your reply. "Oh my god, could you all be more obnoxious?"
"The man asked you a question, gorgeous." Baji's toothy grin was full of all the self confidence in the world, and he was next in line to have something thrown at him. You gave a heavy sigh as you rolled your eyes. "Okay, okay, keep your pants on."
"Depending on your answer, one of us might not have to." Shuji wiggled his eyebrows at you. This time, you grabbed a pillow next to you on the floor and launched it at him, but he blocked it with ease, shielding his face with his forearm.
"I guess… I'd marry… Kazutora." You didn't dare look up, but the chime of a bell told you he'd looked up from his glass in at least some capacity.
"Aw, ain't that sweet." Shuji looked over to a stunned looking Kazutora, infuriating grin still plastered on his face.
"I'd fuck… Keisuke." You'd barely finished your sentence before Baji let out a smug laugh. "Knew it." His voice was dripping with cockiness as he took a drink from his glass. You were quick to give him the finger and stick out your tongue, but the ravenette simply offered you a wink in return. "Any time, darling."
You then turned your attention back to Shuji, his arms crossed over his broad chest with an amused look on his face, eyebrow cocked as he watched you.
"You'd kill me? I'm wounded, doll." He placed a inked hand over his heart. Punishment. It almost felt like an idle threat.
"It's a fucking miracle I haven't already." You smirked at him over your glass, taking a sip of your drink, the alcohol warming your throat.
"Shame, think I could definitely show you a better time than Keisuke could." He gave his signature Shuji giggle as Baji leaned over and smacked the back of his head, Shuji's long arm coming around to rub at the point of impact before shrugging his shoulders. "But, have it your way, doll. I'd like to see you try. Don't think I'll go easy on ya just cos you're cute, though."
You tried to grab the pillow on the floor between you two again, but Shuji was quick to snatch it away, holding it out of your reach. "Gotta be quicker than that."
You gave a defeated huff as you sat back, and it was then that you caught Kazutora's citrine eyes watching you, his cheeks tinted a shade of red you hadn't seen on him before, and you couldn't help the soft smile that spread across your lips.
"You'd marry me?" Kazutora gave a nervous laugh, while the other two men let out dramatic a "Awww", batting their lashes teasingly at the two of you, before Kazutora gave Baji's shoulder a shove, and the three of them launched into a stupid argument. They were idiots. But they were your favourite idiots.
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IT WAS ALWAYS GONNA END WITH A CUTE LITTLE TORA MOMENT IM ONLY SO STRONG.
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Ran is such an enigma to me bc sometimes I look at him and cry bc he’s so pretty and then other times I’m just like wtf is wrong with this stupid ugly creature