#i think about this all the time

[kidovna]

loved the 1990s european dance music segment in good omens x

[allastoredeer]

The Hotel Crew lost a bet and now Alastor has to be one of the Vee's for a day.

(Sorry if the image is fuzzy)

[ohara-n-brown]

Questions I wish I could ask without Allistics thinking I'm being randomly rude, a growing list:

What are you talking about? - 'Too blunt, rude.'

Do I know you? - 'Forgetful, rude.'

Who are you and where do I know you from? - 'Really forgetful, rude.'

What's your name again? - 'Even MORE forgetful, rude.'

Am I boring you? - 'Passive Aggressive, rude.'

How do you want me to react to this? - 'Apathetic, rude.'

What do you want from me? - 'Defensive, rude.'

How long is this going to take? - 'Impatient, rude.'

Are you trying to change the subject? - 'Passive Aggressive, rude.'

When can I leave? - 'Dismissive, rude.'

Why am I here? - 'Antisocial, rude.'

What is the point of this? - 'Arrogant, rude.'

Is this absolutely necessary? - 'Lazy, rude.'

What does that even mean? - 'Too blunt again, rude.'

Why would you do that? - 'Criticizing, rude.'

Are you talking to me? - 'Aggressive, rude.'

Are you trying to start a conversation? - 'Unfriendly, rude.'

Like no fr what are you talking about I'M BEING DEADASS

And they say Autistics are ones that are bad at communication 😐

my Sibling in Christ y'all are the ones that refuse to answer very simple and very clear questions and almost every time without fail I just go

'That's not at all what I just asked you, but okay. Alright. It's fine.'

You ask them 'What are you talking about?' and they act like you've questioned their whole intellect and IQ score 😭😭

Like no sis I just genuinely have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say and honestly you're making very little sense

What, Do I look like Professor X to you??? Want me to read your mind?? What's happening????? What do you mean??!!!!

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

imagine hannibal lecter going to the dentist. just like lying on the dentist chair in a three-piece suit with a bib on. spit on the corners of his mouth and he can't wipe it away because someone's hands are in his mouth. someone's hands are in his mouth for an entire hour and he can't even eat them. do you think he gets hungry

[the-autistic-jedi]

funny how Hera Syndulla probably thought that she was the first radical political leader to fall in love with a disillusioned Jedi padawan whom she met when they were both young during a period of wartime and political upheaval only to end up alone and pregnant but she wasn’t even the second

[chrispineofficial]

i am SO curious about something but i can’t make a decent poll out of it and get the richness and variety of answers that i want so if you feel like it please in the tags or the replies or the reblogs tell me: how old are you, how many homes have you had, and which home(s) is/are “home” to you when you dream about home?

[saym0-0]

sometimes when someone is privately practicing their instrument/vocals aurora will turn on the speakers and project it through the whole ship and everyone will instinctively drop what they're doing to join in

[michaeljoncarter]

i feel like nobody ever talks about how insane it is that the under the red hood arc happened DIRECTLY after war games. jason spends YEARS planning his comeback to be as much of an insult to bruce as possible and rub his failures in his face as much as it could, and then at the very last second, bruce attempts to seize control of gotham's underworld, which is exactly what jason is about to (successfully) do, and not only FAILS but gets another robin killed in the process

like. jason would've presumably already been in gotham setting up the final stages of his fuck you plan while all this was going down & was probably keeping a pretty close eye on everything bruce was doing. he was literally just doing his own thing and suddenly found himself with a front row seat to bruce running in out of absolutely fucking nowhere and making every single aspect of his plan 100x as effective RIGHT before he was finally about to kick things off

that shit must've been like a religious experience for him are you kidding me. can you imagine the hysterical 3am phone call talia must've gotten. can you IMAGINE

[cinedilf]

DAVID HARBOUR for Playboy Magazine (2019)

[unfortunate17]

The irony of Simon and Wille finding eachother in Bjärstad, at Hillerska, in a place where neither of them wanted to be, is actually so beautiful. They’re both there out of duty to their families, but meeting each other sets them free.

[iveleftitwithyou]

to this day i cannot believe i let smeyer convince 12 year old me that the Quileute tribe was unreasonable for hating the Cullens. they could have lived anywhere else but instead they stayed in Forks and forced the wolf pack back into existence, changing the lives of the boys within it forever. it is not at all unreasonable for the tribe to hate the Cullens for taking away the youth of their children !!!!

[romeo-the-homeo]

do u think werewolves and other shifters would have a different bmi scale because of their naturally higher muscle density

do u think they do a bite strength test at shifter schools when they measure the students

[tardxsblues]

[snowluthor]

Imagine just being like a regular civilian in 9-1-1: Lone Star and you’re in an accident and the paramedics come and you meet T.K. and you think “that might be the best looking man I’ve ever seen in my entire life” and then Carlos shows up with the police and you’re like “okay actually this might be the best looking man I’ve ever seen in my life” and then you find out they’re married to each other

[aimseytv]

you have not met even a fraction of the people who are going to love you

[gazpachoandbooks]

I can't believe Brandon Stark rode up to his enemy's fortress and yelled at him to "come out and die" and that sentence is never spoken about ever??? As if it isn't the coolest most badass thing in the world???? I'm starting a petition to make it a family tradition. I want every single starkling yelling this at the top of their lungs at least once. I'm cheering them on already