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Ok so technically my OC William Desmond (or Dez, as I like to call him)

Because of his initials he was originally - W.D. Gaster.

I used to write a lot of fanfiction, usually Undertale/ Deltarune related. But then I realised that I'd been writing different scenarios for so long that I'd started to write Gaster as an entirely different character. So, essentially, "Gaster" ended up a placeholder name.

So I thought, "why not?" and Dez was created.

Since Gaster's technically not a character with any canon features (other than being the royal scientist and being shattered across time and space) Dez isn't too closely aligned with him, but my headcanons do creep in, and if I ever do an actual OC post for him, you'll probably notice some.

tag the oc who was purposely named after a preexisting character

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I like how everyone's been interested in the amount of a substance recently

The substance?

Moles

(I think I'm really funny because you measure the amount of something in Moles (mol) if you're doing chemistry and such)

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Drew on his face while he was napping 👀

I'm using a drawing pad. Drawing digitally is so hard...

I'd start an aggie since that's what I'm drawing on but I'm like a teen in a school textbook with the amount of anatomically incorrect shweens I draw... it's an awful habit, I know.

(also also guess who I'm drawing lol)

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I'm using a drawing pad. Drawing digitally is so hard...

I'd start an aggie since that's what I'm drawing on but I'm like a teen in a school textbook with the amount of anatomically incorrect shweens I draw... it's an awful habit, I know.

(also also guess who I'm drawing lol)

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The man you have called cannot answer the phone right now.

Reason: cat on my lap :3

I saw my grandmother over the weekend and she has a very antisocial cat. Except... He claimed me? He just jumped up and climbed on me. And stayed there for over an hour. On both days!

I don't know if you can tell but I like cats a lot. I like most animals, actually! So this was very nice.

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I gave him flesh.

Image description: Fanart of Spamton from Deltarune, except he has been humanized to look like a middle-aged man. There are two portraits of him. Beside each portrait are green money symbols that float around him in a cluster. His skin is a pale colour with pink/blue undertones, with a hint of red blush on his cheeks. One the right, there is a portrait from the torso-up; he appears to be hunching forward slightly, leaning to the side. His hands are rubbing together. A broken, cheap watch is visible on his wrist, as well as hairs on his arms. His grin is large and his teeth are a pale yellow. On the left is the second portrait; a close-up of his face. He's smirking with a cigarette in his mouth. Both portraits display visible wrinkles on his face and dark shadows under his eyes, signifying stress. His nose still retains a pointed shape, and his hair - while still shaped somewhat neatly - has pieces of hair poking out and dangling over his face. End of image description.

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I got myself cake because I passed my exams :D

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Can't sleep :c

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I started saying "holy smokes" in text if I didn't feel like swearing was necessary, as a joke, but now I just do it. I've never said holy smokes aloud - it wouldn't fit with the way I usually talk. But now I can't stop D:

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Hi guys

one day you’ll get better images

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Alex can't sleep hours

Is he starting a new writing thing? Is he starting three? Is he attempting to continue writing things he's already started? Or does he have writer's block?

Heheh. You will never know D:

(it's all of these, somehow. Need to get some sleep, haha)

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He's a sleazeball.

BTW if I could actually animate complicated things, I'd 100% have his elbow slip off the desk and he'd smack to the floor like a big, embarrassed dickhead (affectionate).

Image description: Fanart of Spamton in the 90s, done in a style reminiscent of an 80s or 90s anime. He appears to be standing in an office; the background mostly consists of a large window displaying Cyber City's skyscrapers. Their lights are animated and they flicker. Spamton himself wears his iconic Big Shot Era suit of red. He leans against a glossy desk, his elbow propped on it. One hand holds a cigarette with animated smoke coming from it, the other has the index finger pointed outwards with a car key dangling from it. He is grinning suggestively with slightly lowered eyelids. At the bottom is a caption for Spamton's dialogue, which reads: "I hear you're my next [no.1ratedcustomer] due a test drive!" End of image description.

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Reasons why the house is called Zelda's house:

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Link is wanted for arson in every single settlement in Hyrule and they don't want to make it too easy to find him.

Tax benefits. Double income, no kids — have you seen Hyrule's inflation rate? Gotta make every rupee count.

Yunobo visited and swung his Boulder Breaker a little too clumsily and broke the sign that formerly said 'Link and Zelda's house' so that it's now only Zelda's house. Yunobo is inconsolable.

They changed the sign from 'Link' to 'Zelda' because Kogah and the Yigs learned to read in the depths while searching for autobuild and they don't want to make it too easy to find him. That now 'Zelda' stands on the sign in bright letters? Well, it's not 'Princess Zelda' for a reason, they won't connect the dots, I promise.

Riju practiced her new lightning abilities. The wooden sign didn't take being electrocuted as well as they thought. Riju says it's payback for Link never giving the thunder helmet back.

Hateno's citizens kept insisting he should run for the mayor election so they pretended he didn't live in Hateno.

Sidon stole the sign saying 'Link' and put it on one of the beds in the inn in Zora's Domain so that Link always feels at home.

The woman cleaning the house scrubbed the sign a little too thoroughly and now Link's name is unreadable.

A storm broke Link's part off and when Link tried to fix it, Tulin accidentally produced one gush of wind too many and it blew it all the way down to Hateno Bay.

The village kids convinced Link to join their spy team and keep erasing his name from the sign because you can't have your name on your door as a spy for Hylia's sake! Discretion is crucial!

His name is on the sign. It's just covered by Cece's mushrooms so it's unreadable.

Wait—I thought this is Zelda???!!

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My brother keeps trying to guess what I've bought him for his birthday. He's getting close... I don't like this game :P

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i don't know if tumblr has seen this yet but this is honest to god my favorite video

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"yeahhhhhhhhhhhh——!!!!!!!"