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my warden and hawke again

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you guys don’t know it but my hawke and warden are married

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the pitt makes me want to date a doc

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guys do your wardens and hawkes like each other??

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you guys have no idea how much i vibe with a mahariel

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my babies because i can’t win with branka

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he FELL FIRST

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oops, is that viago’s little sister???

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Ngl joining the jedi order sounds like the ideal life to me because just imagine:

1. People regulate thier emotion and communicate to you logically. No need to understand social cues when you're an empath.

2. No pressure to marry, be in a romantic relationship and live in a nuclear household my entire life.

3. I can just?????? Help people?????? Without the extra cost of a system working me to the ground to achieve certain things????

4. No strings attached companionship and friendships? Amazing.

5. A caring and respectful community who council each other and accepts who I am as a person? Count me in.

6. Lightsaber go brrrrrrrrrr

7. Being able to do what I want career wise (Gardening, art, politics, piloting, exploring, childreering, medicine, teaching, etc.) without having to worry about money.

8. Tax fraud

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i know bros had no money for a portrait but please let the tabris finally be happy,,,

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you ever think about a tabris that does the ultimate sacrifice

how their family and fellow elves fighting so fiercely to defend their home (just as they did when they passed through only mere hours before) see the retreating darkspawn and cheer so loudly surely their elven savior could hear them all the way at the top of fort drakkon

how shianni soris and cyrion all break away from the celebrations and shouts go retrieve tabris because there's no possible way a shem party could even come close to the one they'll have in the alienage (they can bring their friends too if they want, they did help tabris after all)

how joy so quickly turns to despair when they see those doors slowly creak open at the bottom with an unmoving tabris held in the arms of another, perhaps a friend, or a lover, with unrestrained tears flowing down their face (maybe with one witch absent, long gone before this even took place)

how shianni and soris cannot begin to believe that the savior, their savior, their cousin, is no longer with them, they were so alive before, and now they are not (their hero is something they will make the shems remember, they are gone so they could live)

how this is now the last time their father has to hold a funeral for his child, and only this time does he have a body to weep over (it's not any better than the first one)

do you ever just think

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my dragon age girlies

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my lavellan has andruil tattoos so,,,

i know why they couldnt have him do this but it would have been so retroactively funny if they had Solas have different impressions of Lavellan based on which of the Evanuris their vallaslin represents. "why is solas so mean 2 me :((" cuz you have Falon'Din tattoos on your face and every time he looks at you he's reminded of how much he fucking hates that guy

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There was no option to sleep with Solas in DAI cause that Lavellussy would've given him the post nut clarity not to destroy the world!!!!!

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I was once again reminded that the most popular piece of writing I've ever created is a 7 minutes long film short I ghostwrote 6 years ago for a contest at my dad's company (so he is credited as thw author ofc) about like, how law is important? Because the company is selling law-info systems and search engines and they had a contest for the best screenplay for a children's PSA about the importance of law so I wrote a fucking fairytale about a princess who decided to get rid of all laws and got beaten up by her subjects, don't ask me, o have no idea what compelled me to do that but hey I won an 800 zł giftcard to media ekspert

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they’re like gnomes

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it’s difficult being a hero, isn’t it?