randohornypost
randohornypost
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randohornypost · 12 hours ago
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Thinking about him fucking me, dick pounding into me like if he pulls out for one second he'll disintegrate. The pace bruising and hard, and im trying to figure out why im a bit sore but too busy to work myself through it that i dont care. Then i cum, actually squirting all over myself and the pressure releases. I can feel my heartbeat against the collar he gave me, and i know im his.
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randohornypost · 12 hours ago
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Fucking myself but im not wet enough and im starting to come down from being completely horny but i still wanna cum, so i grab my shirt and shove it over my mouth and nose to breathe in perfume and mostly not breathe all too much and as soon as i do that i immediately get wet again
I know my body pretty fucking well at this point but some things still semi surprise me
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randohornypost · 1 month ago
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I keep thinking about hanging out with a random guy friend and just marking them up. Having lipstick on and getting on top of them and leaving kisses up and down their face,neck,and chest. Pulling away after a few minutes and acting like its completely normal while they sit there, a flustered mess and trying to find the words. Maybe they pop a boner while im on top of them, and try to play it off like theres nothing there but i can clearly tell. Ill just casually slip my hand down between us to feel them up, seeing their hips move into my hand and hear a small breath of relief as they get a little friction.
I seriously dont care who, i just wanna make someone bluescreen because of what i do to them <3
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randohornypost · 2 months ago
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I knew i was cooked when i was fucking myself and started saying his name
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randohornypost · 3 months ago
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I always get extra cuddly after fucking myself. Did i just use my vibrator on my clit to the point that its currently twitching? Yes. Do i still wanna curl up with a boy of my choosing and just lie there with him because i get super sleepy even if i dont cum? Also yes.
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randohornypost · 3 months ago
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Figured out that if i moan/whine i get wetter even if its fake which brings out the real ones
You learn something new everyday i suppose
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randohornypost · 4 months ago
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Had someone pick a random number and i had to spin a wheel and do little challenges b4 i got to cum. Got all 3 of em done and my last one was to kneel and fuck myself for 2 minutes. I was so ready to cum that i could hold back and 20 seconds in i was cumming all over the towel i put under myself. I only made it to 1:24 i believe because i was worried i was gonna soak through the towel (i didnt but was pretty fucking close) and i think i might be satisfied for tonight.
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Friend was coming to wait with me for a ride but she was coming from a practice and i knew she was on her way. I was hanging with a boy that i was trying to tease around the fact i wanted to touch him but i ended up being crunched for time in the end. After i got off the phone with her i called him over, which he very obediently listened to. I gave him a quick good boy before making out with him for a minute or two,hearing every little moan since he was surprised i was doing this,but not opposed at all. After that i quickly pulled his collar away and started sucking and kissing at his neck and upper chest,just wanting to hear the whines fall because i knew i wouldnt be able to hear them anymore once there was company. After a bit of teasing and playing with him i pulled back and he gave me a quick "Really..?" As he was trying to catch his breath. Grabbed my things before finally explaining to him what was happening and why i needed to do that. "Youre lucky i had my shirt unbuttoned" and i agreed with him, very quickly saying "Wouldve had another sewing project if it wasnt" because even if it wasnt open i wouldve popped the stitching to get to his soft skin.
Was gonna give him a bit more but she was already there, so i guess itll wait till next week.
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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I need to be slapped. I need to be choked. I need to be spread and lubed up and have someone play with my clit teasingly and not actually do enough with it. I need someone to take a dildo and shove it just right inside me to make me squirt over and over again at a blisteringly fast pace. I need someone humming in approval of the noises i make, groans and possibly a few good boys here and there. I need someone to gag me and just keep me pathetically whining for more. I need to be thrown a hoodie or a pair of pants or something with a good musk scent and just be told to inhale til i cant think. I need someone to pull my hair while fucking into me just enough where it hurts pleasantly and doesnt make my head hurt. I need someine to watch my hips move into their hand while fucking me and knowing i just need to be filled.
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Was teasing my fwb and tested something. Ive been reading tons of fanfics recently and had the thought to be slapped because of what i kept seeing. Started out slow with playful slaps nithing mych but it was right before they were about to leave. I got the chance to go for their neck and hear them groan when i sucked at the skin, i think i did three quick and light hickeys. They got me back and proceeded to suck and kiss all over the right side of my fucking neck and bite my ear. I ended up mumbling something and they made me repeat it which was along the lines og "Please slap me" and they did. And holy fucking shit it felt so good. They kissed my neck a bit more before they left and i was left standing there like energy had shot thru me.
So yeah i guess im into slapping now. Didnt think thatd happen but here we are.
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Glancing over to a guy while hes stretching and seeing a bit of his stomach pop out is just amazing. If they have a happy trail its even better <3
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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The part of my days are when im wearing a low cut shirt and while im talking to a guy i see their eyes flick down to my tits <3
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Was supposed to be doing a task i planned for myself,got horny at 2 and went "oh itll just be a quickie ill use my vibrator and get off fast" next thing i know its been a hour since and theres a dildo in my hole that i just can't stop fucking myself with..maybe ill go for another hour. Itll be fine <3
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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"Kiss my dick" what if i did huh? What if i got on my knees and kissed the tip of your dick? What then? What if i put lipstick all over your dick. What if i left lipstick marks all over your shaft and made you squirm? We couldnt come back from that would we? You could use my mouth anyway,since im on my knees for you.
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Hearing a man moan my name was the highlight of my day yesterday. Cant stop thinking about it. I need to hear men moan for me more often..
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Remember freaks, if you say no homo while kissing your friend it doesnt count! Theres nothing behind it,just a freindly kiss between two bros! (I am a girl this was a man)
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randohornypost · 5 months ago
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Working on sewing a friends pants and lost it for a day and didnt remember where it was (its a plain pair of black pants) and the only way i could figure out they were his was by smelling them and remembering what he smelled like. Chat am i cooked?
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