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So my friend's bf broke up with her like a month ago and shes been very confused if he likes her or not still. I've been doing my part in comforting her but when she gets particularly focused on it I'll "jokingly" flirt with her. Thing is, shes actually really sweet and fun to be around and I ended my relationship with my ex like over a month ish ago too. Gonna see what happens but tbh I don't think it'll go anywhere bc cutie's straight (or so I'm told) sooo...wish me luck <3

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Sorry, I was daydreaming about holding you down and fucking you till you cry. No, please continue talking about your hyper fixation.

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My brain can mimic voices really well. A bit too well...

Ill be fucking myself and if im reading a post ill be reading the dialog..and then a random friends voice will pop up calling me a "stupid whore that loves taking cock" and it just makes me hornier

It cycles through about 6 different guys and 1 girl that im friends with but good lord is it prevalent

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When theyre a pos but honestly its kinda hot when they get pissed <3

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Me when people asking me why i like perfumes so much: "Oh i just like smelling nice!"

What i actually want to say: "I like smelling nice! Not only that but i find perfumes that remind me of people and i use that to help me when...yk"

I really like smell. I got a scent kink from a ex bf who had a very particular scent. Not bad but it was sweat and something else. Its had me fucked up ever since.

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Just a thought Abt selling pics/videos

No joke I'd sell pics for gift cards rn,I've been using all my money on food and rent I just wanna be a bit pampered. Request what you want and I'd do it. Hell if you don't send the gift card and ghost me I won't rlly care, I dont have anymore shame in regards to stuff like this. Like minimum 10 bucks but I'm getting desperate. Idek if anyone is gonna care about this so if anything js ignore this post-

(I'm a chubby woman if that makes any difference to anyone.)

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Uterus is mad rn because im fucking myself and its expecting cum but its getting nothing. Too bad nobodys here to breed me just to shut it up for a bit <3

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One of my friends gropes me everytime i hug him and tbh i kinda like it. No matter if its infront of our friends or just randomly when we see each other. He just started doing it last week and it was just small touches when im sitting near him. He got progressively more touchy and full on grabbed my breast while we were watching a movie and our friend saw and he played it off as a joke. I mentioned in passing that i broke up with my bf and now hes getting bolder,touching me in broad daylight just barely concealed. Its kinda cute tbh,i hope he gets off on the fact he gets to touch me.

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When the bots are being slow asf but your dildo is already 3 inches in and you wanna push it in more but wanna follow the pacing

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i want to suck the soul out of every single fucking nerd I'm friends with.

My favorite dweeb is always chaotic and its just so cute. We play bicker at each other and I hold his hand when he's being dumb so he doesn't wander off. I'd pull his basketball shorts down in the bathroom and give him the best head he's ever gotten.

Another dipshit I'm friends with is always laughing and almost always smiling. Her mood fluctuates but shes too cute to stay mad for long and she really likes me. I so badly wanna make out with her and get on my knees for her before she has bottom surgery (MtF) and just hear her silly voice get higher and tease her.

Another person I'm good friends with online is an absolute loser. Discord mod stereotype. Id go over to their house and kneel infront of them and let them use my mouth. they always joke about their cock being big, lets test it.

Different boy is absolutely quiet. He rarely talks, doesn't like touch much, and is overall just a loner. If he asked me to give him head I would in a heartbeat. Id worship his cock and let him fill my mouth as much as possible.

I wanna be useful and serve my friends, might as well be on their dicks.

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whenever I play video games if I'm having a hard time I have the strongest urge to bite things..mostly skin. And its getting worse since I haven't been able to see my partner In a while

just playing a game and dying so many times that I get frustrated enough to turn the game off, crawl over to my pretty boy, and bite down on his arm or neck. Not enough to bruise or bleed but enough pressure where he lets out groans but still lets me do it.

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Cant stop thinking Abt my online friend

Thinking of them fucking me, their virgin cock finally feeling the grip of a cunt for the first time. Them taking full advantage of the situation and fucking me until they physically cant anymore. They might not ever get this chance again after all, might as well enjoy it.

They find out exactly what I like and use it, making me cum all over their cock repeatedly until I'm shaking and they're still pumping inside me. Just hearing their voice, groaning as they fuck me full of their load.

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when you come across a post of a friend you haven't seen since graduation but you had a dream about them last night and it turned really sexual for no reason and ur still thinking about it so you scrolled so fast.

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I keep thinking about one of my online friends..

We've been on and off friends for about a yearish, and we've been planning that in a few years ill go visit them.

I cant stop thinking about dressing up in something a bit extra risky,after all this time ill know exactly what they like in the way of clothing preference. Maybe ill go to their house and hang out with them. Theyre an absolute incel nerd which would be so fun to mess with..

Being normal, hugging them and staying close like i would anyone else. Maybe we play games and they get extra competitive,being a bit salty when i win or trying to sabotage me and it doesnt work fully. Then going a bit further, leaning into them slightly..being almost too close to them. Maybe ill need to bend down to get something and my outfit will get them slightly hot and bothered..

Letting them grab me all over, permission that whatever they see they can touch. Just a bit of kissing,not too much at first..Maybe they take it too far,rubbing my cunt just a bit to get me excited.

We started a mc world yesterday and they were telling me how since theyre a voice impressionist they can do a pretty good "fake" moan. I had to slap myself to keep myself from saying anything when they showed me.

This guy's an idiot but fuck..hes kinda cute at the same time.

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Caught a accent kink back in 23. Certain Brittish and Scottish accents are just amazing. Already having a praise/degradation kink and just liking being talked to when its happening helps but those specific accents just kill me in the best way

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My friend: "Why are you listening to songs Abt sex??"

What I told them: "Oh sex songs always have energy and I need this bc there's a blackout!"

What I wanted to say: "Ive been fucking myself for 5 hours straight because nobody is gonna be able to do anything during a blackout and the music helps me keep pace so I can cum faster."

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Step 1. Wait till around the holidays,host a xmas party at the park.

Step 2. Invite all of the friends (specifically the one older one but everyone else is good to come)

Step 3. Have party. Dress like a milf (sweater thats low cut and really tight around tits,good jeans,boots.)

Step 4. Hopefully watch them go nuts over how hot you look ❤️