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Sid has t-boy energy

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The creaking and the enderman are not opposites

The enderman can only function normally when it is not being looked at, just as the creaking can only function when it is not being looked at

The two just have different reactions to being perceived. The enderman has a meltdown, while the creaking has a shutdown

So fundamentally they’re actually quite similar

It’s just the enderman is the one telling the cashier that the creaking asked for no pickles

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A Steven universe print i made for a little market <33

Lapis my beloved :333

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I wave at people who speed past me, and say “bye, it was nice to see you” and I had a truck thumbs down me cause of it the other day?

someone behind me honked because i was allowing people to merge/turn like the saint i am and i full on thumbs downed them repeatedly and stuck my tongue out in the rearview mirror. do NOT fuck with me

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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IM LOSING MY MIND OVER THESE HEADLINES

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so weird seeing girls my age getting pregnant and having kids like. what the fuck are u doing. start taking testosterone.

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I swear one day I will wake up and remember and that will be the day I finally start writing a story I will finish.

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warden and the creaking this enderman and the creaking that woe all three of them holding hands be upon ye

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do you think they'd find each other in every lifetime

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Did you watch the MClive?

The new mob reminded me a lot of your art

aw thank you :D

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i really don’t flip people off in traffic anymore. solely go the visible thumbs down route. and i really believe it will get me killed one day

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“just quit your job if it’s affecting your mental health so negatively” what kind of disposable income do you think i’ve got. genuinely

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good livestream and good night gamers

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minecraft movie but it’s a ghibli-esque animated film about surviving in the wilderness with a healthy balance of legitimately tense monster sequences and relaxing building, farming, and mining. under no circumstances will it be longer than 90 minutes. steve will not be white

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"When life gives you lemons" FALSE LEMONS ARE A HYBRID OF A BITTER ORANGE AND A CITRON, MEANING WE GAVE OURSELVES LEMONS

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I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.